Are dark eldar haemonuculi free?

[SandyCat]

Can I keep them in my basement or would they try to turn my free ducks from the park into living furniture?

 

[SIMIΔN]

would they try to turn my free ducks from the park into living furniture?

They wouldn't turn your ducks into living furniture?
Then again, aren't haemonuculi like 1" tall? Your ducks should be fine unless they have splinter cannons, hexblades or plastic poisoning.

 

[Apu Wrangler]

I have no first hand experience with those but my fairly exhaustive notes (i.e. Res Gratuitae Omnibus Hominibus, Praesertim SandyCat, c. 1740) support what SIMIΔN said

 

[Kosher Dill]

I think you should stock up on more ducks before hitting up the Free Necromancy Department again. The OG duck population is in trouble at this rate.

 

[SandyCat]

They wouldn't turn your ducks into living furniture?
Then again, aren't haemonuculi like 1" tall? Your ducks should be fine unless they have splinter cannons, hexblades or plastic poisoning.

I think youre thinking of a different type
I'm talking about these guys

Ever seen Hell Raiser? Imagine a entire race of pin heads but worse

 

[Apu Wrangler]

I think youre thinking of a different type
I'm talking about these guys

Ever seen Hell Raiser? Imagine a entire race of pin heads but worse

Can't go wrong with a few interdimensional sexual sadists on steroids