Are active volcanoes free?
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
Yes, you just have to claim it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parícutin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parícutin
Paricutin is not free anymore, obviously.
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- 4 de Ene, 2020
the ducks would not like it, I am sorry honey 
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- 6 de Ene, 2025
the only way to claim a volcano is to be able to squat and grab it anally while surviving the heat from it burning your poop hole
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- 26 de Dic, 2025
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- 15 de Abr, 2021
Can I keep your board game in my basement with my free ducks from the park?
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- 26 de Dic, 2025
Uh, sure... It's not like it's designed to defeat you and liberate your free stuff...
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- 14 de Ago, 2022
If you're not going to be funny about it and keep going through the alphabet of stuff you can keep in your basement, what's the point?
It's kind of not funny anymore.
It's kind of not funny anymore.
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- 15 de Abr, 2021
To get more free stuff obviously
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
A distressed Latina comes to you for help, saying her grandfather Dionisio Pulido and his pet volcano have been kidnapped and locked in a basement! Hear her out?
- Yes! This must be one of those based Latinas I read about in A&N!
- No! This must be one of those conniving Jewesses in disguise I read about in A&N!