April Fools is Gay - Post Shitty Pranks by Tards Here

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Imagine being this tarded.
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Corporate April Fool's Day jokes are the worst, especially ones from tech companies.

"We're putting microphones and cameras in everything with an Internet connection for round-the-clock surveillance and selling your data to anyone with cash but, hey, look, we made our map look like [popular retro video game] for one day!"
 
Today in school we had a substitute teacher in one of my classes and I pulled an epic prank on the whole class. When he had to leave the classroom for a few minutes, I went up the whiteboard and wrote TROLOLOLOL in all caps (for those of you who don't know, this is the catchphrase of the Troll Face from Rage Comics). It took up like half the white board xD By the time he got back, I was sitting at my desk pretending that nothing happened, but all my stupid classmates were staring at me (they didn't get the reference). When the sub asked “who wrote this?” I was trying really hard not to laugh and I stood up while making the same facial expression as the Troll Face meme and I asked "problem?" I was expecting AT LEAST one of my classmates to laugh, but nobody did (like I said earlier, they didn’t get the reference). Still standing, I thought of a new joke. I made the facial expression of Doge (a different internet meme) and I said “much troll, very epic” so everyone would get that it was a joke about the Troll Face. To my surprise, not a single person laughed, and after a few seconds of me waiting for everyone to get the joke, a kid said “sit down faggot.” I asked if he went on the Four-Chan forums because they made up that word, but he just looked at me like I was the stupid one. By now, pretty much the whole class was yelling at me to sit down and shut up. I took this opportunity to make a Four-Chan reference, so as a joke, I yelled “FUCKING NORMIES” (because that’s what Four-Chan calls people who don’t get memes) and ran circles around the desks with my arms behind my back like in anime xD I got a lunch detention from the sub but it was worth it because I got to troll the whole class.
 
My favorite content of April Fools are these kinds of content.



The self-loafing person that I am makes me joy whenever I see it cause it's relatable.
If people ever tell me pranks are harmless, I'll show this laundry list and so much more.
I hope there's April Fools in Hell.
 
Today, we must aspire to the greatness of Alan Abel, the world's greatest hoaxer, who is not as dead as some like to say and who inspires tards everywhere.


Here is an honor roll of his work, which includes persuading mainstream media to report on euthanasia cruises, the international sex bowl competition, the sale of Jenny McCarthy's urine, and a campaign to replace income tax with a $5 per pound fat tax. He wrote Don't Get Mad ... Get Even, How to Thrive on Rejection, Is There Sex After Death?, and The Panhandler's Handbook, all works today's empty-souled hipsters seek in used bookstores.

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That excerpt is from Nate Hendley's The Big Con. The section on Abel is in full on Google Books.

The full documentary for that trailer above is viewable for free...

A News 4 segment totally believing Abel's lottery winner hoax...

An interview with him during the fullness of his years...

Before there was Killstream, there was Efrom Allen interviewing Abel as the head of the Bureau of Esoteric Research about its sperm bank, its research on fat people exhaling too much carbon dioxide, and more ...

A confrontational interview with a masked Abel as the head of a school for panhandlers who won't let junkies enroll...

An episode of Abel's History of the World featuring the snare drum...
 
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