Any Muslims Here?

@guluboy17 The Kiwi religion supersedes all religions. All of us, no matter our native faith, happily shed those beliefs at the altar of Internet fuckery.
 
My dad was a Christian back home, but converted and became an Ahmadi, shortly after he left Africa. I guess it was an Ahmadi charity that helped him, when he first arrived and had a job but no house or anything. His whole social circle, outside of work, is Ahmadi dudes. He doesn't really hang out with other Africans. Mum converted too, and they remarried as Ahmadi Muslims.

I'm a fedoralord atheist, though.

BTW nice datamining thread
 
Go fuck yourselves.
Y’all are the most evil people ive ever heard of, even hilter can’t reach the level of monstrosity you muslims reached. Yet you call yourselves peaceful and have the nerve to play victims.
Fuck off with that autism.

Real_Liberian dijo:
My dad was a Christian back home, but converted and became an Ahmadi, shortly after he left Africa. I guess it was an Ahmadi charity that helped him, when he first arrived and had a job but no house or anything. His whole social circle, outside of work, is Ahmadi dudes. He doesn't really hang out with other Africans. Mum converted too, and they remarried as Ahmadi Muslims.

I'm a fedoralord atheist, though.

BTW nice datamining thread
Presiona para expandir...
Its weird they didnt kill you for being an atheist, they hate atheists more than jews.
 
Última edición por un moderador:
Jesuschu dijo:
Its weird they didnt kill you for being an atheist, they hate atheists more than jews.
Presiona para expandir...

Nah, the Ahmadis are barely even Muslims. It's a weird Punjabi thing where the founder claimed to be the Mahdi, or messiah. He also claimed to be the reincarnation of Buddha, Jesus and Vishnu. They have the whole Unitarian Universalist thing, where hell is a temporary spiritual state and everyone ultimately gets to go to Paradise. Very peace and love.

And I guess growing up in Liberia and surviving a couple of the most barbaric wars in African history turned my dad into a hardcore pacifist. My family certainly haven't condemned me for my choices - they'd prefer it if I converted too, but as far as they're concerned it will either happen or it won't. Insha'allah.
 
There are probably a shitload of people here who are either muslim (though, likely not very religious) or of muslim descent, but will likely not say anything on this thread, since this site is dedicated to fucking with idiots. The term :powerlevel: exists for a fucking reason, niggos
 
CWCchange dijo:
Is garlic bread halal?

I mean, garlic staves off vampires, so...
Presiona para expandir...

guluboy17 dijo:
Yes.
Presiona para expandir...

Al-Bukhaari (806) and Muslim (870) narrated that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever has eaten of this plant (i.e., garlic), let him not approach our mosque.”

And he (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever has eaten of this plant let him not approach our mosque and annoy us with the smell of garlic.” Narrated by Maalik in al-Muwatta’ (27).
 
06BE17A9-9020-4C06-988A-6A5835D91DB4.jpeg

fucker cant handle the truth.
 
PSA: Few people on this site care about your religious beliefef as long as you're not an :mad::autism: about them
 
Save the Loli dijo:
Al-Bukhaari (806) and Muslim (870) narrated that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever has eaten of this plant (i.e., garlic), let him not approach our mosque.”

And he (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever has eaten of this plant let him not approach our mosque and annoy us with the smell of garlic.” Narrated by Maalik in al-Muwatta’ (27).
Presiona para expandir...

There's a difference between Makrooh and Haram you shitlord.

Eh anyways, thanks for the information to the people who actually answered, I appreciate that. Just know that I'm not...

The only one :).
 
Última edición por un moderador:
Debes iniciar sesión o registrarte para responder aquí.
Atrás
Top Abajo