“ANUS!” Dumbledoor screams

[Shiversblood]

Trent was walking down the street minding his own business one night. Suddenly a wizard appears before him. Trent is startled by this display of magic. “Simply what is this!” Trent asks in a confused manner. “Hello Trent, hahahaha.” Dumbledoor says in a menacingly manner. “What do you want!” Trent screams “ANUS IS WHAT I DESIRE!” Dumbledoor screams. Trent quickly pulls out his pistol Dumbledoor quickly pulls out his wand. “Luminous fireball!” Dumbledoor screams and shoots Trent with a fireball before he can fire his pistol. Suddenly a death eater appears. “Oh thank goodness. I am saved!” Trent screams. The death eater is about to handcuff Dumbledoor, but then the death eater notices something. It notices that Trent honestly does have an anus. The death eater quickly flys towards Trent and tackles him to the ground and then slams his penis into Trents anus, ejaculates semen, then disappears.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

i look forward to the next installment of Trent, i wonder what whacky things that rapscallion will get up to next
thank you for your service

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Your work has been a gift to mankind.

 

[Jewthulhu]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!

It was...Dumbledore

 

[Termina]

the lore of the trent universe expands once again. thank you for the trent update, shivs

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'd appreciate a sitrep on AQUACOR when you have a moment.