Hi, my name is Anthony Cumia, a transplant from New York City. I was the cohost of a popular shock jock radio show and now spend my time whining about niggers to an online audience.
I would like to represent the fair people of South Carolina in the United States Senate. I have zero political experience or political tact, considering I associate myself with active far-right groups.
As your Senator, I will be different from that limp-wristed faggot, Lindsey Graham. I will follow every word of President Trump like submissive bitch, call every female Democrat a cunt, and use at least one racial slur for black people every time I speak.
So vote for me, Anthony Cumia. Remember, I hate niggers.