💼 Careercow Anthony "Ally" Burch - Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

It's not like she'd have to fuck him or anything. She just wants someone to prep the bull.

According to Ash's 'gram, the one picture of the bride shows her with a Lindsey Ellis-esque body type. Looks to me like he was someones "settle down" option.

edit: went to try and screencap it to post, and she appears to have been removed somehow. The rest of the pictures and videos are still up, maybe the bride asked her to pull it? tl;dr she's a porker. 90% certain this is her, given her shoulder width.

https://twitter.com/_anthonyburch/status/924326311991975936

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

So Anthony took his new bride, Meatloaf Reynolds', last name?

 

[Rei is shit]

Is this the pic you tried to find?

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And who the fuck wears chuck taylors to their wedding?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Is this the pic you tried to find?
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That's it. And almost certainly the same woman.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

lol, she looks like she could bench Anthony for 20 reps while his groomsmen struggle to hold up his 140 lb ass.

Seriously though, those shoulders and arms are meaty.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

And who the fuck wears chuck taylors to their wedding?

Eh dude, least it's not by a swimming pool this time. Baby steps.

 

[Red Hood]

Is this the pic you tried to find?
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LOL at wedding dance being shitty leave room for Jesus slowdancing because you're too cheap to take a few Waltz lessons.

 

[AprilRains]

She looks absolutely fucking delighted.

 

[Red Hood]

She looks absolutely fucking delighted.

Well the Saints did narrowly lose to the Cowboys. She's one of their Defensive Tackles, right?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I wonder if his parents were invited.

 

[AnOminous]

And who the fuck wears chuck taylors to their wedding?

A complete cuck. They're actually Cuck Taylors.

 

[ColorfulCassowary]

Looks like Anthony got married again? According to Ashly's Instagram stories

I wonder what she'll take from him when she leaves him. Does he have a Nintendo Switch? She'll probably nab that.

 

[AprilRains]

I wonder what she'll take from him when she leaves him. Does he have a Nintendo Switch? She'll probably nab that.

From the look of her, I'd guess she'll take his internal organs, ripped warm from his body.

 

[Judge Holden]

Is this the pic you tried to find?
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Hmm....gettin major nostalgia flashbacks from these images

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[Jub-Jub]

And who the fuck wears chuck taylors to their wedding?

Is this from his recent wedding? I'd swear I've seen this before. Maybe it was just a similar photo or from another soyboy cuck.

 

[Stock Photo James]

I'm not sure why are you making fun of this woman, I actually pity her for falling in love with such an insufferable spineless manchild. Sure she's unattractive but even so that's very desperate of her.

 

[AnOminous]

Hmm....gettin major nostalgia flashbacks from these images

I guess you might as well have a SeaWorld shirt if you're going to stand next to Shamu.

 

[AprilRains]

I'm not sure why are you making fun of this woman

Read the address in your URL bar.

 

[Ginger Nigger]

I actually pity her for falling in love with such an insufferable spineless manchild.

the wife probably pities him too.
this wasn't a marriage of love, more like a pity adoption of a crippled dog probably.

 

[Stock Photo James]

the wife probably pities him too.
this wasn't a marriage of love, more like a pity adoption of a crippled dog probably.

You're right she's probably just preying on his WiiU or Switch.