Another KickStarter.... this time for a book

[Wake me up]

Is making Chris related documentaries/books a new way of “trolling” the Farms?

No but absolutely pathetic attempts at making Christory docs may be. No wonder both of them are failing. They're awful and their authors need to be chemically castrated.

 

[Dread First]

Well... at the bare minimum, we're not dealing with retards trying to extort Chris and make him do videos about memes he doesn't understand again.

 

[Jack Awful]

Why does he need $10,000?
Smells like autism to me.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I'm going to start a Kickstarter for a coffee table book of graphic photos involvingf Chris' medical procedures like colonoscopies, prostate exams, mammograms, pap smears. You name it, we'll have Chris do it, and we'll take pictures, only 200,000 dollars!

Jesus. If that sort of thing made money, I could get rich off a lifetime of medical procedures. Maybe I should have been collecting color photos and x rays lol. Here, have some tonsils in a jar, and some fibroids, and a 3D mammography, that's the shit yo. XD lol

 

[Wake me up]

Well... at the bare minimum, we're not dealing with exceptional individuals trying to extort Chris and make him do videos about memes he doesn't understand again.

I don't think that's a strong argument: explain to me how trying to make money (up to 20k) out of Chris is less bad than being a wiin trying to get some lulz and troll "fame" out of it. I think both are equally despicable but at least wiins don't try to pretend they are professionals/artists.

 

[waffle]

She got evicted twice in 2018.

Not somebody I'd trust with 10k lol.

https://www.courts.mo.gov/casenet/cases/searchCases.do?searchType=name

 

[SpeedBaller]

She meant Ripley's & she speaks better English as a 2nd language than I do as a 1st, so I didn't even notice the error.

Ya I honestly wasn't sure if it was a typo. I meant no offence. There are many little references in Christory that I didn't get at first because I have never seen a single anime, watched/played Sonic or watched/played Pokemon. Things like "Goku get him attitude" or "Like a teat on a Miltank" seemed insane to me at first and I thought they were just typos and autism, but I eventually figured out they were obscure references to anime/pokemon as well as autism.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Now that I think of it, I doubt Chris has had many of the invasive medical checks that would be recommended. Despite wacky blood sugars, high cholesterol, and high bp, and a terrible BMI, his numbers are AWESOME don't'cha know...

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Ffs, just write a zine.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Collosal Chan? Soinchu? Darbind?

If this fucking idiot can't even get the names of the characters right, what hope does he have of adding anything to Chris-Chan lore?

I feel compelled to point out that "Collosal Chan" is the correct (mis-)spelling of that character's name.

 

[Guardsman42]

There's an entire wiki, I bet this fucknut plans to basically copy paste it

 

[thismanlies]

"hopefully made into a movie"

The only person who could make a movie about Chris is John Waters. And even then, the transvestite who starred in Pink Flamingos would have to play the role of Chris.

 

[MW 002]

The only way I’d ever want to see a CWC book out on the market is if it were written by Chris. Chris is the only person who would have any sort of new content to put into it for one and two, it’d be far more entertaining to read from his perspective.

 

[lurk_moar]

I think that no publisher would publish this flaming dog turd. Only a vanity press or kindle direct publishing would publish this mess.

 

[Looney Troons]

I would read a book penned by Chris, tbh. It would be full of tism and make no sense, but it would still be more interesting than most of the content he puts out.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I would read a book penned by Chris, tbh. It would be full of tism and make no sense, but it would still be more interesting than most of the content he puts out.

God the audiobook would be a fucking implement of destruction at Guantanamo.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

God the audiobook would be a fucking implement of destruction at Guantanamo.

It would be called the "Amongwhich" torturing method.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

It would be called the "Amongwhich" torturing method.

"Read by the author"...

 

[MY 405]

The only person who could make a movie about Chris is John Waters. And even then, the transvestite who starred in Pink Flamingos would have to play the role of Chris.

Well, Glenn Milstead (Divine) has been dead for years, so it's perfect.

 

[thismanlies]

Well, Glenn Milstead (Divine) has been dead for years, so it's perfect.

Hence why a proper Chris movie can never be made.