again with the fucking touching everything. global pandemic? breathing in particles? hello? fuck off.
chicka chicka boom boom
will there be enough room
of course she remembers. litteraturelynn's favorite book.
"that's literally from when i was in kinder years"
kinder years??
"i miss those years when it was easy"
she misses the 'easy years'? as opposed to the hard knock life she's living now? she can sleep however the fucking long she wants and her biggest problem that day is deciding what she wants to eat and what tacky shit she's gonna blow money on. fuck off.
you want a black mask? FUCKING GOOGLE IT. or FUCKING DYE IT.
you're the one constantly bragging about your money so YOU are the one making it a big deal. fuck off.
how many fucking board games do you need to own? they buy more board games in one month than the average person buys in a fucking life time.
becky knows SO MUCH about celebrities - "
sooksie and the banjees". i fucking snorted.
holding up clothes for becky's niese. baby clothes.
"i would wear this". i have no words.
she doesn't even like to put holes in the walls. she just doesn't like holes y'all. wait...
"what do you guys think?"
- i think '
tacky'.
"make sure you change your toothbrush every month"
ok. since you are a prime example to follow
"who needs to buy two wallets at once"
ikr? that's insanity. as opposed to 15 fucking journals at once
MORE. FUCKING. EARRINGS. I. CANNOT.
also - it's not that long ago she spent a lot of money on fucking organizers for that tacky shit and now they're all fucking back in the fucking drawer!!??
"i wish i could show you guys how many earrings i got rid of before we moved here".
we can tell.
NOT ENOUGH.
"it was ACSHULLY pretty crazy"
it's STILL pretty fucking crazy. you need professional help. and that's not even the haydur in me talking.
a 'question a day' journal
are you fucking kidding me? i can't with this shit. fuck off with your journals. STOP PLANNEEEN and START DOEEEN
"i'm not the kind of person to judge a book by the cover. books or people"
i'm sure she wanted to meet scott because of his brains
also lmfao - in her next breath she holds up a book and tells us all about how she fell for the way it looks -
"this better be good"
it's like i'm making shit up to make her look stupid
"like i said, i'm 29 years old. do what you want with your money"
there you have it, kids. that's what you get to do when you grow up. fuck bills and being smart. it's all about spending, spending, spending!
besides - her and becky are TOTALLY a couple, haydurs! they're like THIS
"PFFFFF"
<smug_face>
"i'm gonna stop justifying myself. it's all just a waste of time"</smug_face>
there you have it, guys. this was the last time we'll ever see amber adressing haydur claims. totes believable, yaaas