🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Syo, I just want to say thank you for the breakdowns on all these. I see all the clips and my eyes glaze over, but seeing the price tags shocks me straight back into reality.

I have been homeless, and people like Anna suck. They donate unusable items or even straight up trash and then congratulate themselves for their humanitarian work.
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People like Anna are worse than people who do nothing at all to help the members of their community. When she donates a stupid fondue set, a bunch of dog treat Advent calendars, or a pile of sweaty polyester tarps, she's demonstrating that she doesn't care enough to find out what might actually be needed by the organizations in her area. She further thinks she's entitled to accolades and thanks for her "charity", when she's actually donating shit that literally nobody in a crisis situation could possibly use. From a purely practical standpoint, it sucks to donate useless items to thrift shops, homeless shelters, or domestic violence programs because it just means that someone, probably a volunteer who actually gives a shit, is going to have to take time away from actually doing something useful to sort out and dispose of your trash.
Stop donating canned beans and creamed corn for the love of god. If you wouldn't eat it yourself, don't act like you've done something incredible by donating it.
Food is food, and that's great, it keeps you alive, but people like Anna really are doing the "Take my garbage and be grateful" thing with their donations.
You aren't creating "magic" Anna, you're creating clutter.
 
Syo, I just want to say thank you for the breakdowns on all these. I see all the clips and my eyes glaze over, but seeing the price tags shocks me straight back into reality.


Stop donating canned beans and creamed corn for the love of god. If you wouldn't eat it yourself, don't act like you've done something incredible by donating it.
Food is food, and that's great, it keeps you alive, but people like Anna really are doing the "Take my garbage and be grateful" thing with their donations.
You aren't creating "magic" Anna, you're creating clutter.
Yes! So much creamed corn. I also tell people not to donate the kind of macaroni and cheese that requires milk and butter. It's a staple at most food pantries because it's cheap and shelf stable, but I always hated getting it when I was a food bank user. There's nothing worse than going to the food bank, only to get home and discover that unless you can scrape together some cash to buy the rest of the ingredients, you can't eat half of what you got. If you can manage that, you're left with almost an entire quart of milk and 3.5 sticks of butter you have to a) be able to store properly and b) figure out a way to use before it goes bad. Donate the kind that comes with a packet of cheese sauce instead of the powder. It tastes better and reheats without drying out as much, too. Same goes for dry cereal, although less so. Oatmeal, cream of wheat, or grits can be made with water instead of milk and still taste fine.

Also, I can't believe people have to be told this, but if the food is expired or the packaging is no longer intact, you should find something else to donate or just skip it entirely. Not even degenerates want to eat your stale cereal and expired creamed corn.

I also always appreciated getting warm beverage mixes. Tea bags, ground coffee, packets of hot cocoa or cider mix, anything that just requires hot water, it was all a treat. Especially if the pantry serves homeless people, it's nice to have something hot on a cold day when you don't have anywhere to go that's warm.

Many food banks have rules limiting visits to once a month or even less frequently, so if you're going to donate, try to make it stuff that goes further and doesn't require additional ingredients to taste good.

Finally, places that take donations of toiletries and diapers are often in desperate need of adult incontinence supplies. It's not something fun or glamorous to donate and people are frequently too embarrassed to ask, but it's a thing.

...and please, don't give a fondue set to a women's crisis shelter.
 
Just watched the dress try on video, and I am stunned at the sheer number of dresses she had. First of all, I am amazed that she could find that many huge dresses! In my experience, dresses (clothes in general) this huge are not commonly seen in stores. Or in catalogs. I don't wear tarps so I may not be noticing them in the wild, but I just always thought that if you got too big for regular sizes, you were shit out of luck. Where is she getting all of this crap from? These clothes are all coming from plus-sized catalogs? And second, how is she getting clothes that look normal at this size? Stuff like fully sequined dresses? Have you ever seen a 600 pound woman in head to toe sequins?

If she doesn't have a job, and if she lives alone with her dog, and if she produces content for videos in nothing but sweats and tee-shirts, why is she keeping all those dresses?

And finally, I know, she has got to have a whole warehouse of additional clothes: skirts, shirts, jeans, etc.. The polodresses alone would take up a wing in any normal sized Texas mcMansion. What scam is she crafting now? Make it look like she's purging, but .... ?
 
Stop donating canned beans and creamed corn for the love of god. If you wouldn't eat it yourself, don't act like you've done something incredible by donating it.
Food is food, and that's great, it keeps you alive, but people like Anna really are doing the "Take my garbage and be grateful" thing with their donations.
You aren't creating "magic" Anna, you're creating clutter.

If Anna donates any of her tacky, plus sized tarps to shelters, those poor people have the right to break into her house, hunt her down and hang her with them.
 
For a normal size person, Anna's clothes would seem huge, yes. But there are plenty of women out there who would wear your average 3x and get about their lives. They are large, but plus sizes are subject to the same variations the rest of women's wear. Anna is clearly only interested in the number on the tag. Jamming herself into a 3x, or a 20-22 means, to her, that she is not as big as the mirror says she is. Appropriately sized clothing north of size 30 are not necessary. Anything she puts on that doesn't immediately fall apart is deemed to "fit". Her little performative waddles prove nothing. If she actually tried to bend over or, heaven forbid, squat in some of those get ups the seams would come apart or, worse, the fabric itself would split from the strain. The crap gives her joy in the moment, but she can't wear it long term because it's too tight, it binds, there's no stretch or give. So you see it in the haul video and then onto the heap in the corner it goes, straight into limbo until it is donated. She wears sweats and t-shirts because they are forgiving. You'll never see that Yitty shit again for the same reason she disappeared the Athleta pieces, heavy duty spandex in too-small sizes is straight up torture for any length of time. Pray she doesn't model the bottoms I saw on Lizzo in her launch video, where the back consisted of a thong while the acreage of her ass was flapping free. Picture Anna in this. You're welcome. In any event, what this fool does donate is indeed useless to any woman who might contemplate it. It is stretched out, eliminating any shape it might have had, the seams are likely ready to separate and the fabric has undoubtedly been weakened. Speaking for myself, even if I wanted to look like a 15 year old sped, I wouldn't touch anything that had been on her fat ass with a ten foot pole. It would be a complete waste of money.
 
It's a little sad when you raelize the "friend" is just a sponsporship she missed. Then you remember it's Anna and your no longer sad.



 
For a normal size person, Anna's clothes would seem huge, yes. But there are plenty of women out there who would wear your average 3x and get about their lives. They are large, but plus sizes are subject to the same variations the rest of women's wear. Anna is clearly only interested in the number on the tag. Jamming herself into a 3x, or a 20-22 means, to her, that she is not as big as the mirror says she is. Appropriately sized clothing north of size 30 are not necessary. Anything she puts on that doesn't immediately fall apart is deemed to "fit". Her little performative waddles prove nothing. If she actually tried to bend over or, heaven forbid, squat in some of those get ups the seams would come apart or, worse, the fabric itself would split from the strain. The crap gives her joy in the moment, but she can't wear it long term because it's too tight, it binds, there's no stretch or give. So you see it in the haul video and then onto the heap in the corner it goes, straight into limbo until it is donated. She wears sweats and t-shirts because they are forgiving. You'll never see that Yitty shit again for the same reason she disappeared the Athleta pieces, heavy duty spandex in too-small sizes is straight up torture for any length of time. Pray she doesn't model the bottoms I saw on Lizzo in her launch video, where the back consisted of a thong while the acreage of her ass was flapping free. Picture Anna in this. You're welcome. In any event, what this fool does donate is indeed useless to any woman who might contemplate it. It is stretched out, eliminating any shape it might have had, the seams are likely ready to separate and the fabric has undoubtedly been weakened. Speaking for myself, even if I wanted to look like a 15 year old sped, I wouldn't touch anything that had been on her fat ass with a ten foot pole. It would be a complete waste of money.


Exactly. Lots of women are in the sizes Anna says she wears, like a 2x top, which she always says she needs to “size down to.” A 2x or 3x in tops and bottoms are big, yes, but you see these sized folks around daily and I’ve worked at shelters and often donated my own clothes because the plus size ladies didn’t get a lot of donations.

However, having worked at a shelter, I can tell you if I got a giant poofy dress donated, or a fucking fondue set, I would be livid. But people do it. Anna is not the only one. People donate things like fake Christmas trees or fancy baby dresses, or half used shampoo and box perms. There are a whole lot of people like Anna out there — not in size maybe, but definitely in the level of thought, empathy, or even common sense that She displays.
 
Yes! So much creamed corn. I also tell people not to donate the kind of macaroni and cheese that requires milk and butter. It's a staple at most food pantries because it's cheap and shelf stable, but I always hated getting it when I was a food bank user. There's nothing worse than going to the food bank, only to get home and discover that unless you can scrape together some cash to buy the rest of the ingredients, you can't eat half of what you got. If you can manage that, you're left with almost an entire quart of milk and 3.5 sticks of butter you have to a) be able to store properly and b) figure out a way to use before it goes bad. Donate the kind that comes with a packet of cheese sauce instead of the powder. It tastes better and reheats without drying out as much, too. Same goes for dry cereal, although less so. Oatmeal, cream of wheat, or grits can be made with water instead of milk and still taste fine.

Also, I can't believe people have to be told this, but if the food is expired or the packaging is no longer intact, you should find something else to donate or just skip it entirely. Not even degenerates want to eat your stale cereal and expired creamed corn.

I also always appreciated getting warm beverage mixes. Tea bags, ground coffee, packets of hot cocoa or cider mix, anything that just requires hot water, it was all a treat. Especially if the pantry serves homeless people, it's nice to have something hot on a cold day when you don't have anywhere to go that's warm.

Many food banks have rules limiting visits to once a month or even less frequently, so if you're going to donate, try to make it stuff that goes further and doesn't require additional ingredients to taste good.

Finally, places that take donations of toiletries and diapers are often in desperate need of adult incontinence supplies. It's not something fun or glamorous to donate and people are frequently too embarrassed to ask, but it's a thing.

...and please, don't give a fondue set to a women's crisis shelter.
There's a YouTuber called Prepper Princess. I disagree with her on a lot of points but one thing she recommended is something I do now. She said she keeps care packages in her backpack or in her car. They contain a new pair of socks, a fliptop can of soup, tea or coffee, a toothbrush, toothpaste,, a bar of soap, a washcloth, a bottle of water. All told, costs about $7. And makes a huge difference to someone homeless, especially with a few extra bucks for a burger or chili.

I think a little kindness goes a long way.

Exactly. Lots of women are in the sizes Anna says she wears, like a 2x top, which she always says she needs to “size down to.” A 2x or 3x in tops and bottoms are big, yes, but you see these sized folks around daily and I’ve worked at shelters and often donated my own clothes because the plus size ladies didn’t get a lot of donations.

However, having worked at a shelter, I can tell you if I got a giant poofy dress donated, or a fucking fondue set, I would be livid. But people do it. Anna is not the only one. People donate things like fake Christmas trees or fancy baby dresses, or half used shampoo and box perms. There are a whole lot of people like Anna out there — not in size maybe, but definitely in the level of thought, empathy, or even common sense that She displays.
But what was bizarre is that she kept some awful things and donated some good ones. There was a black dress with inverted vertical pleats that had colored insets that was truly the nicest thing I have seen her wear. She had kept it as a job interview dress in case she ever got a regular job again, but she said something like "I'll never get a regular job again, so y'all will have my content for a while longer." And threw that dress on the donate pile when winnowing the dress rack.

As though that one scenario was the only place she could be tastefully, appropriately dressed.

I was stunned.
 
But what was bizarre is that she kept some awful things and donated some good ones. There was a black dress with inverted vertical pleats that had colored insets that was truly the nicest thing I have seen her wear. She had kept it as a job interview dress in case she ever got a regular job again, but she said something like "I'll never get a regular job again, so y'all will have my content for a while longer." And threw that dress on the donate pile when winnowing the dress rack.

As though that one scenario was the only place she could be tastefully, appropriately dressed.

I was stunned.
Yes, but for Anna, a garment she's kept for any length of time is a garment that she's sized out of. Notice she didn't try it on; that's because there was no chance of it fitting her still. There was no point in keeping it. She could never wear it again, not unless she lost a substantial amount of weight.
 
She thinks exercise is causing her boobs to get smaller, not noticing that it’s her enormous belly taking over and misshaping everything.

Sometimes I think this whole beauty parlor should have been named Dames in Denial or something.
 
Of course Anna loves the DRY SHAMPOO because she can’t be arsed to drag her giant body into the shower. Must take 2 full hours to get soap and water into every crevice. She’s a disgusting lazy fat mess.
 
Yes, but for Anna, a garment she's kept for any length of time is a garment that she's sized out of. Notice she didn't try it on; that's because there was no chance of it fitting her still. There was no point in keeping it. She could never wear it again, not unless she lost a substantial amount of weight.
I think she DID try it on, though it might hve been old video.
 
You're right, she did wear it, I went back and checked. I'll lay my month's rent money that the back wasn't zipped though.
Yes, I'd agree. Especially since she kept those ridiculous dresses that were bra cups with on overlaying netting dress. Two of them! One in black velvet, the other in red! The meshing has oodles of room to grow into.
 
That picnic basket of hair junk was in the background of the dress video so she probably received it a long time ago and just now remembered to make a totally not sponsored and absolutely hilarious storytime about it.

The extensions are gone but her roots are still long and dark so she either just yanked them out or had John cut them out. If she did actually remove them herself she probably caused a tremendous amount of damage. It would be on par for Anna to have a drunken, panicked freak out and start ripping out the extensions that have been uncomfortable for awhile now.
 
She thinks exercise is causing her boobs to get smaller, not noticing that it’s her enormous belly taking over and misshaping everything.
She's referenced her exercise-induced chest shrinkage a couple of times lately. A few Kiwis have implied she's lying, but I agree with you, she genuinely doesn't realize how ridiculous and impossible that is. Weight gain denial is an easy trap to fall into but this is some next-level shit, I find it almost creepy how disconnected she is from her body.
 
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