🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Ok rate me dumb, but I really really like this look on her. Bright but not obnoxious colors, good fit as far I can tell and she looks actually happy.
It’s also the only one where she wasn’t 500 lbs. but I like it too.

Societal pressure is put on women to change clothes and clean themselves? Really? She’s getting very Chantel-like in her delusion. Both men and women need to clean themselves and change clothes. It’s not pressure; it’s not being an animal. If you can see the grease, it’s past due and you’ve been watching Netflix for days, not a few hours.

Her “acne” would be different if it was acne but it’s OCD picking and she needs to be medicated. And not on wine. but if it was acne, there’s medication for that as well.
 
It’s also the only one where she wasn’t 500 lbs. but I like it too.

Societal pressure is put on women to change clothes and clean themselves? Really? She’s getting very Chantel-like in her delusion. Both men and women need to clean themselves and change clothes. It’s not pressure; it’s not being an animal. If you can see the grease, it’s past due and you’ve been watching Netflix for days, not a few hours.

Her “acne” would be different if it was acne but it’s OCD picking and she needs to be medicated. And not on wine. but if it was acne, there’s medication for that as well.
"All I did in my 20's was work" Like we were all out partying in our 20's and she was the only one with the ImPoRtAnT job.
 
Even her glasses lenses are filthy and greasy, I'm amazed at how much so!

As for that massive caption about how much her life has changed etc etc... Girl, just get a Live Laugh Love canvas print from TJ Maxx and stick a photo of it up on Insta - it's the same level of life learning, but at least has brevity on its side.
 
Ok rate me dumb, but I really really like this look on her. Bright but not obnoxious colors, good fit as far I can tell and she looks actually happy.

You'd be happy too if you had dropped out of HS and then through dad's connection had graduated BYU and then NYU quantitative methods and then ascended to the C suite at a startup like Sprinklr by the time you were 30 and felt the freedom to treat it like a dressup party.

That was around the time she had her weight loss blog. IIRC it's linked on the 1st page now.
 
You'd be happy too if you had dropped out of HS and then through dad's connection had graduated BYU and then NYU quantitative methods and then ascended to the C suite at a startup like Sprinklr by the time you were 30 and felt the freedom to treat it like a dressup party.

That was around the time she had her weight loss blog. IIRC it's linked on the 1st page now.

Exactly. That entire post was nothing more than a flex on all her exotic travels and bringing up her bogus Master's degree yet again. She supposedly worked in technology but all her video editing is horrible and sloppy.

At Sprinkler she let Data have diarrhea all over the office, showed up when she felt like it, and filed so many bunk sexual harassment complaints she was forced into resigning and Daddy's connections couldn't help her out of that one.

I think she gets really drunk, scrolls through old photos of when she was having fun and only weighed 300 pounds instead of 550, and mourns for it while guzzling wine and crying "Why me??!!"
 
Sorry if this has been covered in depth already— and I’ve read the OP— but does anyone know why Anna dropped out of high school and instead got a GED? Did it have anything to do with her mom being sick or did she just hate school and her parents didn’t care?
 
Sorry if this has been covered in depth already— and I’ve read the OP— but does anyone know why Anna dropped out of high school and instead got a GED? Did it have anything to do with her mom being sick or did she just hate school and her parents didn’t care?

She was just a fuckup. Granted she was dealing with death in the family but basically she was a fuckup.


Hold on this is new to me, wtf is this:


Holy fuck she actually hired a PR firm to get her that paid media and she thought her book was going to be a best seller. LOL man!
 
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Someone archived it ages ago before this thread existed:
https://web.archive.org/web/20180729152648/https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/2650654

Highlights:
There are web archives of posts shes deleted in the expose.
She made it to the semi-finals of The Biggest Loser. Where she of course lied through her teeth about the wait loss she did on it.
All her selfies are taken with a tripod and a remote FFS.
"I noticed early on that she's always running outdoors, as she most likely exceeds the weight limits of any treadmill (not kidding). Yet, her shoes are never dirty, and in the few very short clips on her IG that showcase her running, she seems out of breath and her strides are terrible. Her feet never lift off the ground, there's no rhythm (much like her dancing) and her pace would make a snail embarrassed."
"There was a debacle a few years back where she called herself "The Kim Kardashian" of Jamaica and claimed all these black dudes where constantly hitting on her. She received a ridiculous amount of backlash from this and left social media for a minute. She was insulted that people called her out, made fun of her weight, questioned why she never is seen with a love interest, and so on. She made a cringe worthy video crying about it and claiming that she was leaving Social Media because she saw a "murder in Jamaica" & not because of being made fun of."
"Onto her job - It seems that Anna started that job, her "Dream Job" as she puts it, around 2015-2016. She held this position for about a year, year and a half and then claims she quit. This is around the time she was getting "famous" with the Fat Acceptance crowd. We'll get to that in a second. Anna started working for a startup called Sprinklr, and she was heavily unqualified. It focus on social media advertising, the new SEO at the time before the bubble burst for that as well. She can't code, she can't program or do anything besides post. She has little experience in HTML, none in python, C language programming or Java. She got the job solely through nepotism. She would often be loud and obnoxious at work and bring her dog into the office, on the days she showed up, that is. Often because of annoying people in the workspace, she was allowed to work from home. She then started up her bullshit about "being sexually harassed." She filed over 6 complaints in six months. That's a tremendous amount of complaints from her in a short time. Eventually, the company got sick of her and let her go, although it isn't clear if they gave her the option to resign or just forced her out."

Fitness Goals
  • Run a mile with out running out of breath
  • Run a 5k (completed October 2013)
  • Run a half marathon (scheduled for February 2014)
  • Run the Disney half marathon
  • Hike Manchu Pichu
  • Do 20 full push-ups in a row
  • Join a competitive sports team
  • Take a trapeze class with Lara
  • Learn how to pole dance
  • 15 burpies. In a row.
Food Goals
  • Eat cake and not feel guilty
  • Make it through my shark week with out going food crazy
  • Remember what full feels like. Not stuffed. Not hungry. Full.
  • Give up sugar for a month
  • Get less addicted to diet soda
  • Stop emotional eating (completed Dec 2012)
  • Learn to like the taste of water
Clothing And Body Goals
  • Wear a bikini in public and look sexified
  • Eliminate the dreaded “chub rub”
  • Ride on an airplane with the armrest down and have room to spare.
  • Wear normal size clothes
  • Get body contouring to fix lose skin
  • Ride all the rides and Cedar Point
  • Sit crossed legged or cross my legs and be comfortable (completed Nov 2012)
Weight Goals
  • Get my BMI out of the “obese” range
  • Weigh less than I did in college (completed October 2013)
  • Weigh less than I did in high school
  • Lose 50 lbs (completed Sept 2012)
  • Lose 100 lbs (completed June 2013)
  • Lose 150 lbs
  • Earn All My Weight Loss Buttons
Life + Happiness Goals
  • Meet Mr “Maybe Dark, Definitely Tall, and of Course Ridiculously Handsome”
  • Get a puppy and name him Data, after Goonies, not Star Trek
  • Build an adult size cardboard box fort
  • Backpack through Europe
  • Learn to fly an airplane
  • Finally visit Sri Lanka
  • Hold a baby koala
  • Have baguette fight in front of the Eiffel tower
  • Ride a camel, in a foreign country wearing fancy desert clothes
  • Go to Antarctica, and film the adorable penguins
  • Climb the easy part of Mt. Everest
  • Design a plus size active wear line
  • Do something that changes the world for the better

OOO found this goodie still live on Sprinklr:

 
Última edición:
Someone archived it ages ago before this thread existed:
https://web.archive.org/web/20180729152648/https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/2650654

Highlights:
There are web archives of posts shes deleted in the expose.
She made it to the semi-finals of The Biggest Loser. Where she of course lied through her teeth about the wait loss she did on it.
All her selfies are taken with a tripod and a remote FFS.
"I noticed early on that she's always running outdoors, as she most likely exceeds the weight limits of any treadmill (not kidding). Yet, her shoes are never dirty, and in the few very short clips on her IG that showcase her running, she seems out of breath and her strides are terrible. Her feet never lift off the ground, there's no rhythm (much like her dancing) and her pace would make a snail embarrassed."
"There was a debacle a few years back where she called herself "The Kim Kardashian" of Jamaica and claimed all these black dudes where constantly hitting on her. She received a ridiculous amount of backlash from this and left social media for a minute. She was insulted that people called her out, made fun of her weight, questioned why she never is seen with a love interest, and so on. She made a cringe worthy video crying about it and claiming that she was leaving Social Media because she saw a "murder in Jamaica" & not because of being made fun of."
"Onto her job - It seems that Anna started that job, her "Dream Job" as she puts it, around 2015-2016. She held this position for about a year, year and a half and then claims she quit. This is around the time she was getting "famous" with the Fat Acceptance crowd. We'll get to that in a second. Anna started working for a startup called Sprinklr, and she was heavily unqualified. It focus on social media advertising, the new SEO at the time before the bubble burst for that as well. She can't code, she can't program or do anything besides post. She has little experience in HTML, none in python, C language programming or Java. She got the job solely through nepotism. She would often be loud and obnoxious at work and bring her dog into the office, on the days she showed up, that is. Often because of annoying people in the workspace, she was allowed to work from home. She then started up her bullshit about "being sexually harassed." She filed over 6 complaints in six months. That's a tremendous amount of complaints from her in a short time. Eventually, the company got sick of her and let her go, although it isn't clear if they gave her the option to resign or just forced her out."

Fitness Goals
  • Run a mile with out running out of breath
  • Run a 5k (completed October 2013)
  • Run a half marathon (scheduled for February 2014)
  • Run the Disney half marathon
  • Hike Manchu Pichu
  • Do 20 full push-ups in a row
  • Join a competitive sports team
  • Take a trapeze class with Lara
  • Learn how to pole dance
  • 15 burpies. In a row.
Food Goals
  • Eat cake and not feel guilty
  • Make it through my shark week with out going food crazy
  • Remember what full feels like. Not stuffed. Not hungry. Full.
  • Give up sugar for a month
  • Get less addicted to diet soda
  • Stop emotional eating (completed Dec 2012)
  • Learn to like the taste of water
Clothing And Body Goals
  • Wear a bikini in public and look sexified
  • Eliminate the dreaded “chub rub”
  • Ride on an airplane with the armrest down and have room to spare.
  • Wear normal size clothes
  • Get body contouring to fix lose skin
  • Ride all the rides and Cedar Point
  • Sit crossed legged or cross my legs and be comfortable (completed Nov 2012)
Weight Goals
  • Get my BMI out of the “obese” range
  • Weigh less than I did in college (completed October 2013)
  • Weigh less than I did in high school
  • Lose 50 lbs (completed Sept 2012)
  • Lose 100 lbs (completed June 2013)
  • Lose 150 lbs
  • Earn All My Weight Loss Buttons
Life + Happiness Goals
  • Meet Mr “Maybe Dark, Definitely Tall, and of Course Ridiculously Handsome”
  • Get a puppy and name him Data, after Goonies, not Star Trek
  • Build an adult size cardboard box fort
  • Backpack through Europe
  • Learn to fly an airplane
  • Finally visit Sri Lanka
  • Hold a baby koala
  • Have baguette fight in front of the Eiffel tower
  • Ride a camel, in a foreign country wearing fancy desert clothes
  • Go to Antarctica, and film the adorable penguins
  • Climb the easy part of Mt. Everest
  • Design a plus size active wear line
  • Do something that changes the world for the better

OOO found this goodie still live on Sprinklr:

“Sit crossed legged” is the saddest one, IMO. Her whole body has always been an absolute mess.
 
Holy shit. That list is so sad. Like, what a basic bitch dreams of kind of sad. There are 3 types of goals in that list :

Pathetic
Stereotypical
Unrealistic

The disparity in the fitness goals. "run a single mile" to "scale a fucking mountain"

What gets me the most are the cheesy tourist goals. Baguette fight? Really? She'd get crucified online for wearing "fancy desert clothes" on a camel nowadays.
 
Holy shit. That list is so sad. Like, what a basic bitch dreams of kind of sad. There are 3 types of goals in that list :

Pathetic
Stereotypical
Unrealistic

The disparity in the fitness goals. "run a single mile" to "scale a fucking mountain"

What gets me the most are the cheesy tourist goals. Baguette fight? Really? She'd get crucified online for wearing "fancy desert clothes" on a camel nowadays.

If you're newish to Anna one of her "best" videos is her literally being a 400lb America obeast in Shanghai China.

 
I had no idea she's so thoroughly boring. That looked like an absolutely forgettable day out. Out of all the things to do in Shanghai she painstakingly documented a third rate amusement park.
 

She could have just written “I’m absolutely oblivious to other people in pursuit of short term gratification” and called it a day.

Trying to build a career on social media is absolutely toxic as fuck and Anna has done a good job of it, which says a lot. Not surprisingly she also seems to have zero IRL friends or associates which fits for someone who has a career where only vapid, toxic assholes tend to flourish.

Her few attempts at having actual IRL friends tend to flame out within a few months, or not to long after they have actual IRL interactions.

Keeping with only the shallowest quid pro quo interactions on social media is the perfect depth for her life at this point.
 
I play a zillion little mobile games with shady ads embedded. Yesterday, I ran across an ad for weight loss something or other, and it was full of video clips and pictures of well-known deathfats. They billed Anna as “Sarah, age 48” and used a clip of her wiggling/dancing in a bikini on a balcony.

It wa weird as shit to see that in the middle of some dumb Tetris game. Somehow she seems fatter when you’re confronted with her unexpectedly.
 
I think that she's commented on seeing those ads before, she was definetly not happy! I don't think she admitted to it but you could tell the age thing absolutly bruised her ego.
 
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