"angry" gamers/critics

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

One of the more weird influences James Rolfe had on me was I only tried Rolling Rock the first time because that was his drink. I'm not much of a beer guy (more a liquor guy), and the first time I didn't care for it too much, but now it's one of my three go-to beers. Sure, I've tried some movies he's recommended but beer seems a little out there.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GfaGm6XlpGQ
Oooh maan....

I actually think the worst part of that whole thing was Malcolm's delivery of that first line. Yeah the song as a whole is shit, but it's like that first line just tells you how awful the whole thing is gonna be.

Just to add; this is the first time I ever saw Melvin: Brother of the Joker and I can't believe how awful that was. Couldn't make it past the first 40 seconds. No wonder Doug doesn't like talking about it.

 

[Somar]

Oh boy here we go

 

[friedshrimp]

And brings a weaboo to talk with him...Fun.

BTW, whatever happened to that Suicide Squad review Doug promised to do? I was so looking forward to his Joker impersonation...

 

[Somar]

BTW, whatever happened to that Suicide Squad review Doug promised to do? I was so looking forward to

I think he's uploading that next week.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I think he's uploading that next week.

I'd prefer to see it in a theater with a bunch of autists who have too much disposable income. I mean, don't his current reviews scream "cinematic experiences"?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'd prefer to see it in a theater with a bunch of autists who have too much disposable income. I mean, don't his current reviews scream "cinematic experiences"?

If there's anything I've learned from Channel Awesome it's that spergs do not deserve money.

 

[CWCissey]

Oh boy here we go
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8sR6_6LSjN8

tl;dw LEWD LEWD LEWD HORRIBLE MEANSPIRITED RARGLE FLARGLE! <desu desu>

Also, Strider got the wrong finger like a tard.

And does Violence Jack and Bludgeoning Angel actually sound awesome to anyone else? Or am I just sick in the head?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

tl;dw LEWD LEWD LEWD HORRIBLE MEANSPIRITED RARGLE FLARGLE! <desu desu>

Also, Strider got the wrong finger like a tard.

And does Violence Jack and Bludgeoning Angel actually sound awesome to anyone else? Or am I just sick in the head?

I've heard Violence Jack is actually pretty good.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I've heard Violence Jack is actually pretty good.

It's so bad it's good.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

how long before strider makes a top 10 best animes?

Spoiler: offtopic

i already know what number 1 would be: cory in the house. best anime.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

If there's anything I've learned from Channel Awesome it's that spergs do not deserve money.

The only way they get it is the monthly tugboat.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

It's so bad it's good.

And the only people I've seen dislike Bludgeoning Angel are the closeted MRA types who get triggered by any sort of female-on-male violence in media.

 

[friedshrimp]

This was just recommended to me, but i'm not seeing it. i'm afraid the tism might be fatal.

EDIT: I just realized with this review coming out so late Doug is pretty much the "Arrives 15 minutes late with Starbucks" meme come to life.

AND MORE SKITS!? JFC the movie is out on dvd already, there's no excuse for this shit...

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

tl;dw LEWD LEWD LEWD HORRIBLE MEANSPIRITED RARGLE FLARGLE! <desu desu>

Also, Strider got the wrong finger like a tard.

And does Violence Jack and Bludgeoning Angel actually sound awesome to anyone else? Or am I just sick in the head?

Violence Jack was the same anime Bennett the Sage promised to review but chickened out of showing it, basically making a video on why he didn't want review it because of its violence. Especially galling considering he claimed it was a super-rare "uncut" version that he owned.

That was pretty much the point I stopped watching him.

 

[BrunoMattei]

This was just recommended to me, but i'm not seeing it. i'm afraid the tism might be fatal.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cKRor9Qrk8k
EDIT: I just realized with this review coming out so late Doug is pretty much the "Arrives 15 minutes late with Starbucks" meme come to life.

AND MORE SKITS!? JFC the movie is out on dvd already, there's no excuse for this shit...

Not surprised. The Walkers seem to think they're comic geniuses.

Violence Jack was the same anime Bennett the Sage promised to review but chickened out of showing it, basically making a video on why he didn't want review it because of its violence. Especially galling considering he claimed it was a super-rare "uncut" version that he owned.

That was pretty much the point I stopped watching him.

The violence isn't that bad until you get to the 2nd OVA where children are murdered and there's an evil shemale. But it's so incredibly OTT that I thought it was funny as hell.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

tl;dw LEWD LEWD LEWD HORRIBLE MEANSPIRITED RARGLE FLARGLE! <desu desu>

Also, Strider got the wrong finger like a tard.

And does Violence Jack and Bludgeoning Angel actually sound awesome to anyone else? Or am I just sick in the head?

Unless you're someone like Strider or Bennett the Sage, yeah, actually.

Also it does not surprise me that they'd have to pick out either some of the most obvious choices (Eiken? Mars of Destruction? really?) or just things that clearly offend them and them alone.

This was just recommended to me, but i'm not seeing it. i'm afraid the tism might be fatal.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cKRor9Qrk8k
EDIT: I just realized with this review coming out so late Doug is pretty much the "Arrives 15 minutes late with Starbucks" meme come to life.

AND MORE SKITS!? JFC the movie is out on dvd already, there's no excuse for this shit...

I was going to assume it's copyright, but when other reviewers can get away with it, I'm going to assume it's just Doug being Doug and hoping everyone will like it.

Also there's no Doug Joker (thank god), but we got another Heath Ledger impression combined with 1966 Joker's looks.

 

[friedshrimp]

Oh, my.

 

[Shokew]

Oh, my.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8GXl5sUQ90A

What fuckery even was this??? As a result of slogging through barely half of it, all I see is one more lolcow - alongside ERod, who is still worse, BTW. His volume control and video editing is atrocious for something from 2013. Also, his criticism sucks ass, as if the side character he created is any indication. This just makes me feel bad for anyone who likes this otherwise bland and unremarkable film (IMHO, of course) that ERod is talking BS about, only to make me want to watch, and hopefully change my overall negative opinion on...

Both these guys are failures, especially the one who made this vid in the first place, but especially ERod.

 

[FlamingPie]

Violence Jack was the same anime Bennett the Sage promised to review but chickened out of showing it, basically making a video on why he didn't want review it because of its violence. Especially galling considering he claimed it was a super-rare "uncut" version that he owned.

That was pretty much the point I stopped watching him.

And not just any video; the whole thing was a pretentious slog that took what should have taken five minutes or less to explain why he pussied out and stretched it to around 33 minutes.