"angry" gamers/critics

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To be fair, that's not true.

He also liked Keaton's Batman.

That's all I really need to know about the fucker. Keaton's Batman was worst Batman ever. (And Nicholson's Joker was the worst Joker ever, too. A role purely phoned in and only done for money because Nicholson is capable of far better.)
 
That's all I really need to know about the fucker. Keaton's Batman was worst Batman ever. (And Nicholson's Joker was the worst Joker ever, too. A role purely phoned in and only done for money because Nicholson is capable of far better.)
Really? Even worse than this guy?
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Anyway we're getting off topic now. So you think Doug's going to bring Joe in for the review? Joe already saw the movie and liked it, so I assume Doug will use this as a opportunity to make this review a sequel to his Man of Steel review.
 
Really? Even worse than this guy?
george-clooney-apologizes-again-for-almost-ruining-batman-but-do-you-forgive-him-424056.jpg

Anyway we're getting off topic now. So you think Doug's going to bring Joe in for the review? Joe already saw the movie and liked it, so I assume Doug will use this as a opportunity to make this review a sequel to his Man of Steel review.

Of course he will. He'll play Batman, and Joe will be 'Supermang' (BECAUSE HISPANIC! LOL!).

As for Batman sperging, Keaton was the best Batman, Bale was the best Bruce Wayne, Clooney was worst everything, Hamill was the best Joker, but all the other Jokers were exploring a different aspect of his character (Romero was the Clown, Nicholson, the gangster, Ledger, the anarchist and Leto will be the psychopath from the looks of things).
 
Really? Even worse than this guy?
george-clooney-apologizes-again-for-almost-ruining-batman-but-do-you-forgive-him-424056.jpg

Anyway we're getting off topic now. So you think Doug's going to bring Joe in for the review? Joe already saw the movie and liked it, so I assume Doug will use this as a opportunity to make this review a sequel to his Man of Steel review.

Of course he will. Gotta project the opposing opinion somehow.
 
Presumably the review will be nothing but him complaining about Affleck and orgasming over the cartoon Batman and how that's the only good version of him out there.
That's probably the one thing that grinds my gears about Doug the most. His penchant for comparing a live action movie to a cartoon and going full time I HAVE AUTISM on how the latter is superior/faithful over the former.
 
I don't know about you guys, but it seemed insensitive of Doug to make a review of Labyrinth when David Bowie wasn't even a month dead.

I still haven't watched that review yet, don't plan on watching it ever. I'm a huge Bowie fan, and I doubt Doug likes him. His death kind of put me out of commission for a few days. I remember he asked his fans on facebook what he should review next and a bunch of them said "Labyrinth" and I guess he couldn't think of any other "nostalgic" movies to review, so hey, let's exploit someone's death by being snarky about one of his movies cuz it's nostalgic and the socially-inept fans want it.

It's one thing if you actually like the guy, and they had an influence on you, and are genuinely trying to honor their death. Brad did an amazing Snob review of "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" as a tribute to Roger Ebert, because without Ebert, there wouldn't be the Snob.
 
Wow, did his fans actually ask him to review the movie? Knowing full well he just died? God they've just turned from autistic man children to full on douchebags.

Come to think of it, most of the films Walker reviews are due to his "fans". They probably think all these films suck. What film doesn't suck for them (besides pretentious artsy crap like Brazil)?
 
Wow, did his fans actually ask him to review the movie? Knowing full well he just died? God they've just turned from autistic man children to full on douchebags.

Come to think of it, most of the films Walker reviews are due to his "fans". They probably think all these films suck. What film doesn't suck for them (besides pretentious artsy crap like Brazil)?

Well considering the film the fans wanted Doug to review for his 'final' review was Small Soldiers, and it got nixxed by Doug for Scooby Doo (which was actually pretty much the perfect film for a Nostalgia Critic finale) shows how fucking stupid they are.

Doug however later did Small Soldiers because he pander to dumbarses as a dumbarse himself.
 
Well considering the film the fans wanted Doug to review for his 'final' review was Small Soldiers, and it got nixxed by Doug for Scooby Doo (which was actually pretty much the perfect film for a Nostalgia Critic finale) shows how fucking stupid they are.

Doug however later did Small Soldiers because he pander to dumbarses as a dumbarse himself.
Small Soldiers was the tits.

Was Doug's review every bit as horrible as I expect?
 
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