🧊 IP2 Andy Dick - From having his own tv show and being in movies with Pauly Shore to sleeping on a cot eating liver and onions, he truly is "living his best life"

[Open Window Maniac]

>Dick

Edit: My exposure to IP2 is minimal, but aren't they a bunch of exhibitionist weirdos who stream in public? That seems right up Dick's alley.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Nah, I definitely do. I don't get to decide what people laugh at or find funny, but I definitely do decide what a lolcow is because I seem to be the only person alive who knows what a lolcow is. Without a clear definition of what a lolcow is, then what's stopping people from getting into a fight with their friend and making a thread with embarrassing facts about him? What stops people from pure vendetta posting? There has to be a standard.

This happens here all the time and usually the person making the thread is a lot more interesting/unintentionally funny than the person they write about.

PS: this is part of the reason why the zoosadism leaks happened, which eventually led to a bunch of really bad people being exposed and facing legal consequences for their actions.

 

[Sammich]

Good thread, very well researched. Unsure whether Andy Dick counts as a lolcow, though he's always been touted as being responsible for John Hartman's death after getting his wife hooked again on drugs.

It's phil hartman, you goof ball!

 

[JustStopDude]

Andy Dick is the perfect cow. No self control and literally no reason to feel bad for him in the least.

 

[Pissmaster]

His Wikipedia article reads like a thread here on the farms. Here's a good entry:


Out of all the shit he's done, that's the only thing Wikipedia says he's apologized for

 

[Snack Cracker]

Andy Dick has always been a trainwreck on fire and a terrible person, it’s nice to see his life end up the way he deserves.

I don’t understand the no celebrity confusion when there’s a thread on Bam Margera, Aaron Carter, and Kanye Ye West.
2 of those are washed up celebrities, one is a musical genius and gay fish and probably the biggest hip hop artists globally, but all do funny lolcow things.

Personally I’m a fan of watching Andy Dick near nodding out bunked down under the sinks in a public bathroom making Cameos and other messy behavior.

 

[Pee Cola]

Unsure whether Andy Dick counts as a lolcow

If someone gets caught up in IP2, they become a lolcow by default. Blowing truckers in a gas station bathroom would be a more honorable and less humiliating way to make a living than streaming with those degenerates.

It’s sad that we lost many great comedians, and this shit dick is still alive.
The only funny thing Andy did was get punched in the face.

Jon Lovitz smashing his head into a bar was also fucking hilarious. Probably the funniest thing Andy Dick has ever been involved in.

Weird, the logo says Kiwifarms, but this is a TMZ tier niggerpost. Coke on Twitch is funny though, but other than that I just see a washed up """""celebrity"""".

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I know, I was making a cheap shot.

Now that I think of it, there may be one more twist to the Andy Dick story. He has to troon out first.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Get a toast together and make it quick,
We've gotta make room for Andy Dick.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

I have always despised Andy Dick, and that cameo video of him has pleased me very much. Bless your heart, OP.

 

[Josterman]

Perfect clips describing mr dick

 

[yobacaust]

Lolcows are celebrities I disagree with.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Ver archivo adjunto 3181285
Ignore my shaking hand. I thought these were like guidelines/rules on what sort of content is and isn't good.

There's literally a Kiwi Farms thread about Trump and Max Landis. If the celebrity provides good milk, the celebrity is a lolcow.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Reminder that Simpsons had him on for like an ep

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Andy Dick has always been a trainwreck on fire and a terrible person, it’s nice to see his life end up the way he deserves.

I don’t understand the no celebrity confusion when there’s a thread on Bam Margera, Aaron Carter, and Kanye Ye West.
2 of those are washed up celebrities, one is a musical genius and gay fish and probably the biggest hip hop artists globally, but all do funny lolcow things.

Personally I’m a fan of watching Andy Dick near nodding out bunked down under the sinks in a public bathroom making Cameos and other messy behavior.

Don't forget Madonna.

 

[Product Placement]

Andy Dick Needs A Home​

Comedian, actor, musician, television and Cameo star Andy Dick needs your help. He was evicted from his loft on 2/16/22. He has no place to go and needs your help.

This is NOT a joke and he has asked us to start this fundraiser.
You can hear Andy tell his story to the Drew and Mike Show.

https://archive.ph/wip/MGA20

https://www.gofundme.com/f/uwpr3s?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet

Few old social media posts I found funny

even his dog doesn't like him

 

[Cat Attack]

Guys don't worry about Andy Penis, he's in good hands.

His friend here is just making sure nobody kidnaps and extorts Andy or in layman's terms Stockholm Andy will be sleeping on a cot in this guy's living room with a camera pointed at him as people send text to speech donations to his captor trying to explain to Andy he's been low-key kidnapped until further notice.

Some background for the lucky people who don't know wtf IP2 is and just wandered into this shithole. The man getting threatened with a loaded gun is homeless husband/pimp Attila Bakk, he and his meth addicted hooker/wife Jewel just abandoned their newborn crack baby child (of less than a month) who is currently a ward of the state to drive from LA to Las Vegas to leech off Andy Dick. Upon seeing how many donations they were getting the guy who has been keeping Andy Dick pilled out sleeping on a cot in his living room for the past week got jealous other people were milking his cash cow and offering to take him out to get a steak dinner and flew into a blind rage going from politely asking them to leave to pulling a loaded gun and threatening to shoot them in under a minute with zero provocation. These people all know each other and Attila is not a real threat, this was just limp dick waving and jealous rage at the thought of a meal ticket slipping out the back door.

The old man-napper is "Wappy Flanker" AKA "Flabby Wigger" another failed white rapper turned IP2 streamer (the failed white rapper to IP2 streamer pipeline is real) who is scared to death if Andy Dick leaves his sight someone will make him realize the situation he's in and he will want to leave then this guy won't be able to milk him for donos anymore. After the threat is neutralized Flabby Wigger spends the next hour convincing Andy Dick that everyone who ever asks him to leave the area directly in front of the camera lens is trying to kidnap and extort him and Flabby is the only one who can keep him safe. This is what someone with a psychology degree might call "projection".

Hard to blame Andy for falling for this though, I mean who wouldn't feel safe with this human hotdog watching over you?

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Get me the thrombic modulator!

 

[chiobu]

Did he just get swatted or something

edit: oh god damn it went private, hope someone archived it cause it was live and a few hours long at the time of my post

 

[Snack Cracker]

Did he just get swatted or something

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WDx5G1gfWMs

The comments are confusing, it seems like he either got swatted or the white trash guy took him for a burger.

Either seems likely.