💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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@Count groudon If anything that makes it worse... I'm a bit of a pop culture recluse myself, don't have a TV, don't go to the movies, and may be one of the few people in the world who doesn't have a cellphone, but, even I know that making an "Animaniacs" reference is reaching back minimum 20 years..... if I can get it, and he can't.... wow.
 
Dobson is like a really shitty parasite. That is, he happily latches on to things that were hot issues long after everyone moved on from them and stopped caring. Actually come to think of it, he's pretty much behind on everything he does. I mean he just recently started making jokes about skyrim and the "over nine thousand" meme, and he apparently thinks making "jokes" (I use that term very loosely) about Jimmy Nuetron and old 90's disney cartoons is topical. You'd think he'd know that most of those are old since he basically lives online, but he has no clue. My theory is that his autistic habit of silencing anyone who doesn't outright kiss his ass and his reclusiveness are what makes him this way.

It seems to be a common lolcow trait to be completely focused on thing, like following memes in this case, and yet at the same time to be completely shitty at the one thing you do.
 
I know that calling Dobson a hypocrite and a scumbag who is completely unable to notice the irony in his retweets, but I quite like this because it's the perfect encapsulation of this thread and Dobson's entire career in a nutshell.

Dobson is calling the Internet an unmagical place that doesn't have any power in the grand scheme of things.

Dobson, whose entire career (that we know of) is based off of Patreon, which is Internet crowdfunding.

Dobson, whose embarrassing moments and entire life were basically recorded on the Internet via Twitter or dA.

Dobson, whose free time is spent dabbling in online Splatoon or a heavily modded Skyrim, most of which was probably taken from shit from the Internet.

Dobson, whose entire advocacy for SJW and aGG causes is whining about them on Twitter instead of going out and actually trying to make a difference in real life.

For someone who's trying to say that the Internet doesn't really do anything, he basically lives off of it. It's almost funny if it weren't so sad to consider that he might have become self-aware and realized, just maybe, that everything he's done with his life in the past few years is essentially worthless.

(But that's probably assuming too much from Dobson.)

 
Dobson is on another tear, y'all.

So, he goes from hyper sperging about something hardly anyone cares about anymore, to nitpicking the character, to essentially calling people who like Quiet virgins/possible rapists while saying they don't understand sex, to then posting about rapid cumming.
 
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It's hilarious how bothered he is by something he's never going to play.

Also did somebody say sexism?

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Dobson is on another tear, y'all.
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So, he goes from hyper sperging about something hardly anyone cares about anymore, to nitpicking the character, to essentially calling people who like Quiet virgins/possible rapists while saying they don't understand sex, to then posting about rapid cumming.
Once again, we reached a point where Dobshit wrote enough self-righteous bullshit to actually annoy me to a certain degree.
He's refuting strawmen, misrepresenting them (no fan ever defended Quiet by calling Kojima's writing immature, for fuck's sake), and then this insanely idiotic nonsense he wrote thereafter. Jesus.
 
Quiet's costume confirmed as Dobbie's blarms.

Wanting to speak to people a way he would never put up with himself, and he'd never have the guts to do it in person. What a piece.
 
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Dobson is on another tear, y'all.
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So, he goes from hyper sperging about something hardly anyone cares about anymore, to nitpicking the character, to essentially calling people who like Quiet virgins/possible rapists while saying they don't understand sex, to then posting about rapid cumming.

So when was the last time you got any nookie, Bear?
 
Once again, we reached a point where Dobshit wrote enough self-righteous bullshit to actually annoy me to a certain degree.
He's refuting strawmen, misrepresenting them (no fan ever defended Quiet by calling Kojima's writing immature, for fuck's sake), and then this insanely idiotic nonsense he wrote thereafter. Jesus.
It's times like these that I remind myself just what a failure Dobson is. Sure, his ignorance and hypocrisy is annoying and irritating, but he is a complete loser with no friends and fewer asspatters every year. In 10 years he's still going to be bitching about Quiet, vomitting his nonsense into the void of whatever hugbox he's retreated to, and we'll all be living our lives. This is all he has.
 
Dobson is on another tear, y'all.
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So, he goes from hyper sperging about something hardly anyone cares about anymore, to nitpicking the character, to essentially calling people who like Quiet virgins/possible rapists while saying they don't understand sex, to then posting about rapid cumming.
The doublethink is off the charts! Abort! Abort! Evacuate the area!
 
... Before I end up getting mad and saying something really stupid... are there any updates from Dobbot? I need him more than ever...

Alternatively, a doodle of Quiet grinding Dobbear under her heel or something will suffice and then some...

I just cannot stand smug twattery, especially not at this level.
 
The sneaking suit triggers me because Snake's ass looks too sexy in it. CHANGE IT NOW KOJIMA!
 
Holy fucking shit.

I don't think anyone cares that you think Quiet's outfit is sexist or whatever, Dobson.

But that attitude. STOP BEING SUCH A PATRONIZING ASSHOLE, YOU DIPSHIT!
 
"People who are restricted or lack understanding of sex tend to be the ones most often charged with sex crimes."

Now, since I am usually enlightened by more knowledgeable Kiwis when I sperg, can someone tell me where Dobson got that idea? Or is it just "OMG Virgins with RAGE!"

Dobson, artists who are successful actually sit down and draw. Let's sit down and draw, shall we?
 
Funny I just finished watching some gameplays and cutscenes of Quiet and from what I gathered, water(and sunlight) is the only substance she can take? So yeah, if it's raining and water is pretty much what keeps me healthy I'll be dancing and fucking enjoying it too.
 
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