💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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SteelPlatedHeart dijo:
You cannot honestly think this pic is so good that you felt the need to repost it on Twitter.

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He made Hank look like some weird cat/human hybrid with those eyes and the mouth. And if he sells fire salts why is he a blacksmith? They use fire salts, they dont sell them.
 
What is his point that Quiet is a character and not a true and honest woman? All he gives a shit about is her appearance, that's sexist enough.

...Actually, it's creepy that he's been watching MGS clips just so he can 'assess' whether the boob jiggle physics are just too much.

His opinion is worthless, anyway; if Wu-sempai willed it, you'd bet he'd be railing about how bras are boob prisons made for the systematic oppression of womyn.
 
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Here's a thought: don't buy games that have cheesecake if it bores, annoys, or offends you. I am an old lady who is bored with cheesecake (and also "badass rape survivor" as a backstory) so I just don't buy most stuff that relies on it as a hook.

I also hate ghosts and angels in games, books, movies, whatever, so it's rare that I spend my money on stuff with ghosts or angels in.

The part where Dobby thinks anyone on the planet Earth cares what he thinks about it is where I am just totally hornswoggled. I do professional reviews of a particular type of media. People pay me to have opinions about particular things. And it would never occur to me to go on some Twitter crusade on my own time about other stuff.

If Dob wants to have a role in a discussion about content in comics or games, why doesn't he write some researched, coherently argued pieces for websites or blogs or magazines rather than just flap his fat jaw in 140-character diarrhea of words?
 
Homosexual women according to Dobson: beautiful and a sign of gay people moving up. Homosexual men: perverts he can use to make shitty revenge fantasies against male characters he can't stand.
 
Accel_Rider dijo:
"She's a white woman who's mildly inconvenienced"
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You mean all the women you defend, Dob?

Ass Manager 3000 dijo:
Dobbot V2 clearly sees Sarah for what she is.

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Even bots know better than Dobson.

Rabbit Bones dijo:
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Like I said, you can get more modest armor for her. But why are they so obsessed with it. I thought part of modern feminism was women being allowed to wear what they want without judgement. Saying Quiet looks like a whore because of how she dresses is just so damn... chauvinistic.
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Ironically enough, most modern feminism is very misogynistic and figures like Anita and Brianna are more harmful to women than Quiet.
 
Cynical dijo:
I'm surprised Dobson hasn't declared war on the Skyrim Nexus for all the "sexist" mods available.
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If that place closes, where does a refined gentleman such as Dobson go in order to browse for some inlfation mods, though?
Cynical dijo:
Y'know, I have this position on Quiet. Considering if she existed IRL she could easily kill me for looking at her funny if she was so inclined, I'd shut the fuck up about what she was wearing for self preservation reasons.

But I just described the idiocy inherent in this cyberprude bullshit. They want all women to wear huge, figure obscuring sacks, be butt ugly, and dominate the game regardless of their competence/relevance, even if the very setting makes this a betrayal of the series lore or in game universe.

Because their feels matter more, dammit, fuck the creator's opinion.
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There is one astonishingly easy way to dodge this. It's so surprisingly unsurprising when you think about it, too:

Just bend your knee and swear loyalty to the cause of PROGRESS. Kiss the asses of the Overlords of PROGRESS.

When you join the Posse of PROGRESS and accept Anita as your lord and saviour, you can actually get away with drawing sexy stuff cause suddenly, it's "empowering". Of course, there's still limits to your immunity (for instance, don't have a girl being justifiably slapped in a game about killing hundreds of male mooks by the second), but at least you're getting some brownie points that can be used to avoid outcries on twitter.


These vanguards of PROGRESS want control, they want to feel important. The above mentioned behaviour just validates that.

tepid dijo:
Maybe people should start reviewing his work based on out of context screenshots and 2nd hand Twitter twerpings
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You wanna beat the Master of Hypocrisy and Double Standards with such weapons? He'd just point out how dickish and unfair that behaviour is before making half a dozen tweets about some game that will come out in like a year and some rumor regarding its content.
Dobson isn't self aware enough to realize something like "Oh... so THAT's why people hate my inane, insipid, idiotic opinions and the way I adhere to them even if they are completely unfounded!"
 
Another Korra and another SU picture? Dobson has seven things he currently draws:

80s Cartoons
Alex ze Pirate
Korra
Steven Universe
Skyrim
Nintendo related
SYAC

Five are fanart, one is a ripoff of Monkey Island with lesbians, and the last one is him sucking up to SJW and being hypocritical.
 
DykesDykesChina dijo:
1st panel: An evil sexist shitlord creeps on K. and A.

2nd panel: K. does her unicorn magic and catapults shitlord into the air. He also shouts "ME?!?" and this is funny because it sounds just like the last syllable of A.'s name.

3rd panel: He drops into the arms of another guy who makes homosexual advances towards him, and this is funny because he is a heterosexual sexist shitlord and thus needed to be punished and cleansed of heterosexuality.
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I actually fail to see how it's creeping. Like the guy literally only says "hey"... to both of them. For all anyone knows he could have been saying there was some return of the Equalists or something like that and they were killing people. Like for all the context it's given.

Just imagine this reversed:

- A woman goes to say something to a gay couple
- One of them violently knocks her away for no real reason
- Suddenly she lands into the arms of some quiet-esque barely dressed lesbian who comes onto her.

He'd be publicly crying misoggyknees forever (while secretly fapping to it)
 


I'm enjoying these way more than I should...

Looks like Dobbot V2 is more appreciative of his fans while also being more motivated to work:

Anyway, is he getting a little lecture on syntax? Would be nice if he was a bit more coherent... :heart-empty:
We don't wanna waste his wisdom by making it gibberish!
 
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Skysora dijo:
It sounds disingenuous to me, just another excuse to get that SJW cred.
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Actually, it is more about character bashing. Dobson has mentioned in his journals more than ocne that he hates the character of Mako. And considering his tendencies to portray gay men only as one note jokes for his shit (AzP e.g.) -I get the feeling this is meant to be some sort of "character bashing". You know, forcing Mako into a gay relationship as punishment for daring to lick Korra's carpet once.
 
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