💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[zedkissed60]

"Everything" being Splatoon and Twitter.

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Spoiler

Do you think tweeting 139 times over the past 72 hours might have had something to do with it, Dobson?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobson is currently giving someone art advice on Twitter.

 

[Zvantastika]

Dobson is currently giving someone art advice on Twitter.

And this one gives me the chuckles:
Just... "I did a good job, but I knew my real destiny was being a shitty artist".

 

[AnimuGinger]

Just... "I did a good job, but I knew my real destiny was playing Skyrim and Splatoon".

Fixed it for you.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[fishercat]

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I wanna hug Dobbot.

 

[Accel_Rider]

And this one gives me the chuckles:
[MEDIA=twitter]641108389666263040[/MEDIA]Just... "I did a good job, but I knew my real destiny was being a shitty artist".

Well, that's good. Because nothing that you ever produced on your own can even be remotely called "good". (Except Dobbot but that wasn't intentional)

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

This man's lack of self awareness transcends both time and space.

 

[Null]

I cannot mentally grasp his simultaneous massive ego and crippling insecurity.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I cannot mentally grasp his simultaneous massive ego and crippling insecurity.

I love how the VAs look like they're reacting to his tweet with shame and horrified awe.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

[MEDIA=twitter]641108721628614656[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]641108974436114438[/MEDIA]This man's lack of self awareness transcends both time and space.

He's like the chain smoking, hard drinking doctor that tells you not to do those things.
Do as I say, not as I do.

 

[Accel_Rider]

It's good to know that Dobson is continuing the proud tradition of giving advice and doing the complete opposite. Just like a good lolcow artist.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

He's like the chain smoking, hard drinking doctor that tells you not to do those things.
Do as I say, not as I do.

A doctor's degree is actually worth something.

 

[Accel_Rider]

A doctor's degree is actually worth something.

Any degree is worthless in the hands of the Dobson

 

[Caddchef]

Jesus Christ on a sandwich! He has no energy?
For redoing a vanity fanart project? Billions of people have the problem, that they can't do more than watch TV after work... and he complains, that can't redo a shitty animation about a thing the rest of the world gave the last fuck half a year ago? Does this man has a single, real problem?

I mean yes, I said that he has probably a depression... But...wow, just wow....

Andrew Dobson's biggest problem is that he is Andrew Dobson.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Heheh


Holy shit, i think Dobot just perfectly described Dobson's mindset.

 

[BuckMatic]

Jesus Christ on a sandwich! He has no energy?
For redoing a vanity fanart project? Billions of people have the problem, that they can't do more than watch TV after work... and he complains, that can't redo a shitty animation about a thing the rest of the world gave the last fuck half a year ago? Does this man has a single, real problem?

I mean yes, I said that he has probably a depression... But...wow, just wow....

It's what happens when you want to celebrate all body types, you turn into a fat fuck who can't do anything.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

It's what happens when you want to celebrate all body types, you turn into a fat fuck who can't do anything.

The Dobson embodies all the body types.
No, really. He ate them all up.

Edit: I am currently going through some of Dobson's old dA journal entries. And I found one that in regard of his latest batshit complains regarding Quiet is kind of fun.

http://tompreston.deviantart.com/journal/Derpy-Hooves-vs-Hasbro-283044022

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The first million view thread.

Anybody think we pay way too much attention to Dobson? If he could make ad revenue from this thread alone, he would be able to afford his own studio.

 

[Bassomatic]

The first million view thread.

Anybody think we pay way too much attention to Dobson? If he could make ad revenue from this thread alone, he would be able to afford his own studio.

But he can't. This is a guy who's so lazy and hateful the entire internet knows him and is aware of him. He has literally the ability to be seen by over 1 billion people and can't crack 3 figures on e-begging with out people doing it just to troll him out of that most of it is probably his own money too.