💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Professor Iris]

Spoiler: TTP opening spoilers

I love that he keeps trying the same argument without ever pointing out specific scenes or moments when it was offensive. You can tell he hasn't played TPP since it has a big pair of tits at the start (not Quiet's), immediately followed by hours of man ass. This tells me Dobson hasn't even watched the freaking opening scene.

Also, you can change outfits. For fucks sakes, if its not censorship via removing her bikini, what does he want?

...for senpai to NOTICE HIM

 

[tepid]

"She's a white woman who's mildly inconvenienced"

WHITE WIMMINS!
Get on he fucking shitheap with the white CIS dang dirty males, actually gay CIS males get on there too. You have all been deemed too low SJW points to matter!

Only elegant lesbians and transwomen can now can have problems and be vocal about them

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Oh Botson. Oh Botson.

Botson... Never change.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Someone should really ask Dobson how he made his bot, because they way Dobot mocks his creator is amazing.

 

[JU 199]

Someone should really ask Dobson how he made his bot, because they way Dobot mocks his creator is amazing.

I think he used this tutorial -

http://readwrite.com/2014/06/20/random-non-sequitur-twitter-bot-instructions

It has the exact features his bot does and it's IOS based (It's also the one I tried implementing...)


What do the bots say?


Can't argue with two people...

 

[Kabobs]

I love the Dobbots, I hate Dobson

 

[DykesDykesChina]

That spider just wants a hug!

Spoiler: Actual Scientific Thing Happening in the Picture

that spider is in threat pose and is getting ready to bite

Nookie Bear puts everyone into "fight or flight" mode.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

You know, Dobot 2.0 may be a bit less coherent, but the way his posts can mix and match together makes up for it.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

You know, Dobot 2.0 may be a bit less coherent, but the way his posts can mix and match together makes up for it.

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If this was real, it would immediately become Nookie Bear's next Splatoon.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

These bots are about making Numberingyourstate unable to breathe until near death. Too damn funny.

"It's ABOUT HARASSING WOMEN"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

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I can't.

 

[CWCissey]

I for one welcome our new Twitterbot overlords.

 

[DNJACK]

Yes hello. It is me again, Tom Preston's friend.

I have an important annoncement to make. This friday, there will be as 9/11 special drawing that will come out to honor all those poor muslims that died in the attacks. He is not sure yet if this will be a livestream, so stay tuned !

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Yes hello. It is me again, Tom Preston's friend.

I have an important annoncement to make. This friday, there will be as 9/11 special drawing that will come out to honor all those poor muslims that died in the attacks. He is not sure yet if this will be a livestream, so stay tuned !

Will people that have been blocked be able to attend?

Otherwise I think I'm s.o.l.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Will people that have been blocked be able to attend?

Otherwise I think I'm s.o.l.

Don't take @DNJACK seriously. They're a troll from EDF that just likes to make everything about them in the Tom Preston threads. They make up bullshit than go "lmao u mad?" when people point out they're lying.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

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With his constant whiny ramblings about empathy, he's seriously channeling Chris-Chan.

I really want to create a twitter account right now, make it look like some female 18-something SJW and throw all the idiotic arguments he constantly uses at his comics and artworks...

 

[Kabobs]

I really want to create a twitter account right now, make it look like some female 18-something SJW and throw all the idiotic arguments he constantly uses at his comics and artworks...

Go for it, always good to milk the cows even further.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobot 2.0 criticizes Dobson's "Proposal" animation.