💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[JU 199]

Oh my fucking god Ass Manager can we spoon tonight? Thanks for keeping the dream alive.

Sorry man. Already spooning with dobbot

Spoiler: Details for nerds

I've used a combination of auto-spreadsheet macros and google drive to make it work again.

I'm still fucking about with the settings. The final version will tweet every half hour if I fix some flaws. Unfortunately the system I'm using isn't as intuitive as Dobsons. Dobbot V2 cant reply to tweets or upload jepgs BUT we have control of the account, so there's that.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The teacher in Hey Arnold! was gay, Mission Hill had the first ever gay kiss on TV and I can think of a few Power Rangers who may swing that way (and one Kamen Rider who definitely does). But Dobby will never care about any of that, because he doesn't care about gay men. He just wants to look progressive because he thinks that will get him an audience (and maybe a job)

I just assume he wants to post lesbians he finds hot (And for some strange reason confuses his fetish with supporting LGBT) and he'll occasionally post a crossdressing Link or whatever so he can say he's not just posting lesbians.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobson on why quiet is problematic, despite knowing nothing about the game.


"I don't know, I only feel what Sempai tells me to!"


Bullshit reasoning.


"Why didn't the person I specifically pick out praise me yet?"

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Dobson on why quiet is problematic, despite knowing nothing about the game.

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"I don't know, I only feel what Sempai tells me to!"

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Bullshit reasoning.

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"Why didn't the person I specifically pick out praise me yet?"

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It's a holiday weekend ya dingus!

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'm sure Dobson's parents are settling on legal name changes without his knowledge, because if they read that argument...

 

[JU 199]

"I don't know, I only feel what Sempai tells me to!"

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Bullshit reasoning.

Lets see what dobbot thinks

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Lets see what dobbot thinks

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Still far far better than 50 Shades of Grey.

 

[JU 199]

Still far far better than 50 Shades of Grey.

He's aware of that too.


Even In his diminished state, dobbot is still more aware than dobson.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobbot, we've missed you.

Lets see what dobbot thinks

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I like to imagine he's mocking REV60

 

[JU 199]

Dobson is unhappy with MGSV artistic vision.

A dobbot refutation

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

That wording... Pure gold.

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

Personally, I think I preferred the upside-down Dobby avatar for dobbot. But that's just me.

Either way, Dobbot's back and honestly, that's the best that can happen.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobot's morals are intact as well.

 

[JU 199]

Either way, Dobbot's back and honestly, that's the best that can happen.

He's even got things to say about his Korrasami fetishisation. Dobbson instits Korra is 22 in his fan work

Dobbot disagrees

 

[JustSomeFella]

I hate to be a dick because Ass Manager clearly put a lot of work into this bot, but... it's just not the same.
Most of the things this new bot tweets don't even make any sense. The original Dobbot just can't be beat.

 

[JU 199]

I hate to be a dick because Ass Manager clearly put a lot of work into this bot, but... it's just not the same.
Most of the things this new bot tweets don't even make any sense. The original Dobbot just can't be beat.

Ah, yes. The system I'm using has another downside. It doesn't have access to Dobson's entire archive of tweets, only about 10 days worth. This is due to quirk in twitter interacting badly with the spreadsheet archive .

BUT Dobbot's archive gets updated every 2 days. He should sound more natural over time.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I hate to be a dick because Ass Manager clearly put a lot of work into this bot, but... it's just not the same.
Most of the things this new bot tweets don't even make any sense. The original Dobbot just can't be beat.

Ah, yes. The system I'm using has another downside. It doesn't have access to Dobson's entire archive of tweets, only about 10 days worth. This is due to quirk in twitter interacting badly with the spreadsheet archive .

BUT Dobbot's archive gets updated every 2 days. He should sound more natural over time.

I like Dobot's excuse better.

 

[JU 199]

Since we have control of him, how often should dobbot retweet? does 15 to 30 minutes sound good?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Since we have control of him, how often should dobbot retweet? does 15 to 30 minutes sound good?

I'd say 30 to an hour, at least until he has more tweets to draw from.

Even as gibberish, these are pretty good.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Dobbot lives!