💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Von Clausewitz]

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If we were exclusively pandering to "teenage men" (a pedo sounding phrase if I ever heard one) then why are so many adult females playing games? They are obviously happier with the state of gaming than anyone else so what's all this talk that they feel uncatered to, unrepresented and exploited for their bodies only to have their personhood left by the wayside? Oh, you're full of shit, that's right.

From the article Dobbles is referring to:

So what games have women been playing all these years, now that we know they haven't just been wasting time trying to get their Facebook friends to give them free lives on Candy Crush?

Casual computer games, mostly. The report ranks online and mobile puzzle games, board games, trivia games, and card games as coming in second to the boom in social games, which more than doubled in popularity between 2012 and 2013.

So, why how do we need to change AAA-titles exactly? Should Dark Souls 3 have a game mechanic where you need to match up three items in a row, so it appeals more to female casual gamers, who obviously already found their games?

 

[Ido]

a series of unfortunate events? Like your artwork?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oh my god, climb out of your own ass for like one second!

 

[AN/ALR56]

Oh my god, climb out of your own ass for like one second!

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Are they stupid?
Quiet has actually a deep story requiring her to be in that bikini.
and also kojima does that shit for years now.
damn.

 

[Foltest]

Oh my god, climb out of your own ass for like one second!

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JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP DOBSON! You haven't played the fucking game, you fucking prick! All you are doing, is judging her based on her looks, you sexist fucking pig! ARRRGHGHGH

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Are they stupid?
Quiet has actually a deep story requiring her to be in that bikini.
and also kojima does that shit for years now.
damn.

Nope! Skimpy clothes are problematic! Doesn't matter if there's a reason for it or it doesn't negatively affect her in any way, this virtual fictional character is being taken advantage of!

Also she's trans, my proof is a rumor I heard. Deal with it!

 

[Chan the Wizard]

John Flynt and Dobby complaining about a character being scantily clad is literally the photo next to the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black."

 

[AnOminous]

From the article Dobbles is referring to:

So, why how do we need to change AAA-titles exactly? Should Dark Souls 3 have a game mechanic where you need to match up three items in a row, so it appeals more to female casual gamers, who obviously already found their games?

No, games with mainly male audiences should just be destroyed in a huge bonfire.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Wait a sec... I just realized there's something which Nookie Bear very obviously ripped off:

Spoiler

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_Island_(series)

...in the most retarded way possible. Alex and Sam are like the low-IQ, meth-addicted cousins of Elaine and Guybrush.

 

[Bugaboo]

Isn't a part of feminism the privilege for chicks to wear whatever they want without being called out for it?

 

[Lackadaisy]

Isn't a part of feminism the privilege for chicks to wear whatever they want without being called out for it?

Not if it shames some fat shut-in on tumblr. Then it's oppression.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Wait a sec... I just realized there's something which Nookie Bear very obviously ripped off:

Spoiler

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_Island_(series)

...in the most retarded way possible. Alex and Sam are like the low-IQ, meth-addicted cousins of Elaine and Guybrush.

Alex is a fusion of Elaine and Lina Inverse with no likeable traits of any of them

 

[Bugaboo]

So if Kojima was a chick and he put Quiet in a game would Dobson and sjws be all pissed off still?

 

[Lackadaisy]

So if Kojima was a chick and he put Quiet in a game would Dobson and sjws be all pissed off still?

Then it'd either be:

• Internalized misogyny

or

• Empowerment

 

[Bugaboo]

Then it'd either be:

• Internalized misogyny

or

• Empowerment

Gosh golly that's some double standards going on. As I see it if she has a legit reason to not wear clothes I don't give a shit if she wears what she wears unless it's like a string bikini because that would be unintentionally funny

 

[MMX]

Wait a sec... I just realized there's something which Nookie Bear very obviously ripped off:

Spoiler

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_Island_(series)

...in the most retarded way possible. Alex and Sam are like the low-IQ, meth-addicted cousins of Elaine and Guybrush.

Dammit Dobsons the reason we cant have nice things.
Atleast he wont be enjoying MGS, thats slightly satisfying.

 

[Ferls]

More complaining.

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I'm not really up to date on Dobson, but this is so easy to flip.
Teen boys no longer being the majority of gamers could just motivate devs to pander more in order to keep hold over that market.

 

[MMX]

Remember when Dobbie used to jack off to DOA volleyball and draw inflation porn with the characters ?
What happen Dobs u used to be cool, well not exactly cool...just suck less.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

Dammit Dobsons the reason we cant have nice things.
Atleast he wont be enjoying MGS, thats slightly satisfying.

Nintendo didn't make it, therefore it's trash. Sexist trash.

Strange that he never bitched about Callie and Marie in Splatoon being obvious parodies to airheaded weather girls

 

[MMX]

Strange that he never bitched about Callie and Marie in Splatoon being obvious parodies to airheaded weather girls

Because Anita and WuWu havent pointed it out to him so its okay.