💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Can anyone explain Dobbot? Does it randomly retweet other things he's said? Does he run it?

It's a Twitter bot he made that takes two or three random tweets he's made and jumbles them together into one statement. He claimed at one point to have made it to "distract the trolls", but more often than not it seems to troll him itself.

 

[MMX]

Can anyone explain Dobbot? Does it randomly retweet other things he's said? Does he run it?

It randomly cut and pastes old tweets( using sentence fragments so it makes more sense) and reposts them.
Its totally randomised but im not sure it can use hashtags.

 

[MayMay]

Really the fact that it updates, says stuff that doesn't fall into nookie's extreme narrow opinions and can actually be funny or endearing is a good sign that Dobby doesn't oversee every tweet. Otherwise it'd probably only mash together Wu propaganda and pedo-white knighting.

Seriously, Dobson. Complain about being called a pedophile so what do you do? Suck up to someone who's talked repeatedly about how they want to bone their 'slutty' eight year old cousin. That'll show 'em!


I'd probably post that 'slow clap' video again but really I'd end up overdoing it if I used it in every fitting situation. Just presume most of the posts here are followed by the slow clap.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

It's his attitude more than anything that keeps me coming back.

And sinceDobot has been a bit quiet lately, I'm going to snag an older tweet from him that's relevant to Dobson's mindset.

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Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Dobot is a gold mind. It somehow manages to both call out Dobson on his hypocrisy and mock him at the same time. And the best part is that Dobson himself created it.

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Are we sure that someone hasn't hacked into the Dobbot account and hijacked it without Dobson realizing? A algorithm randomly mashing up two tweets can't possibly be more self-aware and introspective than Dobson himself, yet it is.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Are we sure that someone hasn't hacked into the Dobbot account and hijacked it without Dobson realizing? A algorithm randomly mashing up two tweets can't possibly be more self-aware and introspective than Dobson himself, yet it is.

Truth being told, there's things living under rocks that are more self-aware and introspective than Dobson.

 

[JU 199]

Can anyone explain Dobbot? Does it randomly retweet other things he's said? Does he run it?

Its fully automated. Every few hours it tweets about random shit and it'll always tweet you back if you tag it. Plus it never blocks anyone.

So its superior to Dobson then.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Are we sure that someone hasn't hacked into the Dobbot account and hijacked it without Dobson realizing? A algorithm randomly mashing up two tweets can't possibly be more self-aware and introspective than Dobson himself, yet it is.

Perhaps we have to look at the thing from a mathematic standpoint. You know how minus multiplied by minus equals plus? I start to think the same applies to Dobson's tweets. Out of two bad ones a good one will be formed.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Perhaps we have to look at the thing from a mathematic standpoint. You know how minus multiplied by minus equals plus? I start to think the same applies to Dobson's tweets. Out of two bad ones a good one will be formed.

So you are saying, that if Alex Ze Pirate and her crew would fight an army of evil straw-men the comic would be... fuck, that does sound more interesting than everything Dobson came up with.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Someone on tumblr drew some NSFW art of that one yuri fangirl from this comic.

Spoiler: NSFW pic

http://bellend08.tumblr.com/post/128100976484/rip-girl-from-that-one-tom-preston-comic-that

 

[MayMay]

Must be "Patty: the honest edition" where Dobson drops all pretenses of not wanting to make fap material.

Also he somehow temporarily became a good artist too.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Someone on tumblr drew some NSFW art of that one yuri fangirl from this comic.

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Spoiler: NSFW pic

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http://bellend08.tumblr.com/post/128100976484/rip-girl-from-that-one-tom-preston-comic-that

I love it when people mock Dobson by making artwork that not only shits on his creations but also shits on his poor skills.

Also, might be wrong on this, but yuri doesn't necessarily involve sex - or even kissing for that matter.
Sae and Hiro from Hidamari Sketch are heavily hinted at being romantically interested in each other, but it never really goes beyond some implications, I guess. There's countless examples like that, though. The two homosexual lovers in Sailor Moon, to name one.
Surely, they are mere side-characters, but there's also a lot of stories about homosexual couples in Manga that are not meant as fap-fodder.
But who am I kidding, Dobs would never get facts in the way of his stupid strawmen arguments.

I should be happy he made a female antagonist to bitch about for once...

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Based on my personal experience with female manga fans, she would also more likely ask for yaoi than yuri. Just saying.

 

[Monkey D. Luffy]

You know, for someone who basically lives on the fucking Internet, you would think Dobson would understand how it works.

Dobson tweets more in one day than some people post in a fucking month and yet he seems to have all of the Internet know-how and awareness of a lemming.

Dobson doesn't know how the professional art world works.

Hell, he doesn't know how LIFE works.

 

[John Titor]

Someone on tumblr drew some NSFW art of that one yuri fangirl from this comic.

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Spoiler: NSFW pic

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http://bellend08.tumblr.com/post/128100976484/rip-girl-from-that-one-tom-preston-comic-that

This looks hilarious on mobile because of blue bear head but I don't know how to take a snapshot.

 

[pickledance]

Can anyone explain Dobbot? Does it randomly retweet other things he's said? Does he run it?

he made it (making it his greatest artist endevour to date) and it takes 2 of his tweets and mashes them into one.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

This looks hilarious on mobile because of blue bear head but I don't know how to take a snapshot.

Spoiler

 

[A Random]

I love it when people mock Dobson by making artwork that not only shits on his creations but also shits on his poor skills.

Also, might be wrong on this, but yuri doesn't necessarily involve sex - or even kissing for that matter.
Sae and Hiro from Hidamari Sketch are heavily hinted at being romantically interested in each other, but it never really goes beyond some implications, I guess. There's countless examples like that, though. The two homosexual lovers in Sailor Moon, to name one.
Surely, they are mere side-characters, but there's also a lot of stories about homosexual couples in Manga that are not meant as fap-fodder.
But who am I kidding, Dobs would never get facts in the way of his stupid strawmen arguments.

I should be happy he made a female antagonist to bitch about for once...

It depends on where it's used, but over in the US, yuri is the sexualized version. Shoujo-ai or Girls Love is the non-sexualized version.

 

[Captain_Asshole]

"I gave my kid a dagger and then watched in awe as she went upstairs and started attacking the training dummy like a possessed berserker."
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Spoiler: Sketch

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Apparently, he re-uploaded this but I'm pretty sure it was available before... I know it was posted in this thread before.
I was hoping this was some corrected version or something but the little girl keeps looking like an old hag and her hands are still broken.

And this is supposed to be normal and encouraged by Dobby apparently. Or some kind of feminism empowerment.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Wu wants Samus trans, but other SJWs don't. What does Dobson do?


"Not me though, I'm mature!"


Thanks for that nugget of wisdom.

 

[MayMay]

Well, Dobbers migh have actually thrown a curveball by insisting he liked Samus regardless instead of boarding the Wu-train...