💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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His art sucks even in the WW game.

That crate door was not square in the first screen.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Poor Dobbot.

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[Von Clausewitz]

Shut up, Dobson.

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...again, comics are about larger-than-life characters punching aliens and supervillains... So what is so bad about unrealistic bodies?

In the eyes of SJWs, we'd need a female character whose sole defining characteristic, main personality trait and superpower is being obese. And obviously being able to do anything and everything better than male (or slim female) counterparts, while also taking potshots at those (slim/male) shitlords bested by her by vomitting out oh-so-badass and PROGRESSIVE one-liners.

"Representation matters", I guess.

Would be funny if Dobson would start a comic about an obese female super hero fighting sexist GG-villains. Then again, Dobs and SJW don't have a good track record when it comes down to "actually doing/improving anything themselves", they are more happy with bitching and moaning about stuff and wait till someone else tries to solve the issue (and then bitching and moaning about the solution).

That sounds familiar...

 

[Professor Iris]

This is going to sound incredibly naive, but can somebody explain that Dobson 'Bot' account to me? I don't get it. Was it made by him?

 

[Tailypo]

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Sooo... Dobson made some minigames. One of which featured a fill bucket. Why am I not surprised?

Edit:
Also, where is the Wallpaper?

I see his minigames are just as banal as his art.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

Shut up, Dobson.

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Oh, shut UP, you pathetic lardass!

 

[Captain_Asshole]

This is going to sound incredibly naive, but can somebody explain that Dobson 'Bot' account to me? I don't get it. Was it made by him?

Yes. He made that account that mashes two of his past tweets together to formulate a post. The thing is, it appears to be unable to stand its creator's rubbish and it tries its best to mock or discredit him in its own machine slave way. Fascinating, really.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

You know you're a social degenerate when a constructed entity is better as an individual than you.

 

[Captain_Asshole]

You know you're a social degenerate when a constructed entity is better as an individual than you.

Then all Dobson has to do is upload the bot's personality to his mind. He won't always be coherent, buuuut it will still be a vast improvement.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

You know you're a social degenerate when a constructed entity is better as an individual than you.

That and when you decide to ramble about Age of Ultrn on twitter like it is your dA journal.

 

[Monkey D. Luffy]

....you do get the actual joke here, right Dobson?

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Just like a certain lazy artist.

 

[Stud2Stud]

That and when you decide to ramble about Age of Ultrn on twitter like it is your dA journal.

Now now.... it can't be that ba- *27 incredibly autistic tweets within 15 minutes* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Edit:
Haven't seen "Age of Ultron" yet, Dobs rambles on and on about the "intricacies of the plot", mentioned here and there, that "fly by so fast", so you don't really catch them until rewatching the movie, whining about how everything could and should have been explained more.
Unless someone informs me otherwise, I'll just assume you can understand the movie just fine without a need to explain every tiny detail in excrutiating ways.

For one thing, I can now understad why Dobs isn't into Evangelion. That show just goes "Screw explanations, let's just build layer upon layer of subtext and let the viewer sort it out on their own!".

 

[Ruin]

Then all Dobson has to do is upload the bot's personality to his mind. He won't always be coherent, buuuut it will still be a vast improvement.

We should just pretend Dobson doesn't exist and post Dobbot tweets here. They're more interesting and insightful anyway.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Now now.... it can't be that ba- *27 incredibly autistic tweets within 15 minutes* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

You are welcomened. Anyway, month is over.
Any bets on what his new wallpaper will be or who will get the raffle?
After all, worst case scenario, by next month his patreon is down because of the raffle.

 

[Count groudon]

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Sooo... Dobson made some minigames. One of which featured a fill bucket. Why am I not surprised?

Edit:
Also, where is the Wallpaper?

Between his crusade to find every toilet in skyrim and now his minigame about cleaning a litter box, I'm starting to think Dobson has an unhealthy fixation on feces.

 

[A Random]

Unless someone informs me otherwise, I'll just assume you can understand the movie just fine without a need to explain every tiny detail in excrutiating ways.

Yes, it is that simple to understand. Tony Stark is arrogant. The mutants want vengeance and make mistakes regarding it. Ultron is a freak who thinks like Tony Stark. Black Widow suffered a lot when she was younger and loves someone as hurt as she is. Hawkeye surprises you. Thor content was cut for time. All fights make sense.

All of this is simple enough, really.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Now now.... it can't be that ba- *27 incredibly autistic tweets within 15 minutes* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

So he is in favor of trigger warnings, but posts spoilers on twitter. How quaint...

 

[Stud2Stud]

Between his crusade to find every toilet in skyrim and now his minigame about cleaning a litter box, I'm starting to think Dobson has an unhealthy fixation on feces.

Well, let me put it like this: We already knew his fetishes are shit. We just never realized how literal that is to be taken.

 

[The Lawgiver]

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Sooo... Dobson made some minigames. One of which featured a fill bucket. Why am I not surprised?

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Also, where is the Wallpaper?

The DS graphics make the fact Alex is a knockoff Captain Syrup all the more noticable.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Unless someone informs me otherwise, I'll just assume you can understand the movie just fine without a need to explain every tiny detail in excrutiating ways.

For one thing, I can now understad why Dobs isn't into Evangelion. That show just goes "Screw explanations, let's just build layer upon layer of subtext and let the viewer sort it out on their own!".

1. As explained by someone already, yes the movie is quite simple. Avengers take down a HYDRA joint in not-Russia, Tony starks decides to create an AI to protect the world and it turns into Ultron, two mutants get maniulated to help Ultron, heroes do stuff, Balck Widow gets pseudodrama, 40 minute of original length was cut, explaining why Thor's subplot in the final product feels off, that is it.

2. To be fair though, NGE is shit. A few nice ideas here and there, but Gainax screwed it up and others sucked it up because it was all edgy and new for western anime fans back in 1995. Have you seen the last two episodes or the End ov Evangelion movie? I have a friend who studied psychology and is in art movies. When I showe dhim the stuff long after I watched it, he (as a neutral party) told me this was the greatest garbage he has ever seen and that there are 15 year old tryhards who have a better understanding of freudian psychiatry (which is outdated anyway) than this movie.
But back to Dobson, I think Dobbybear just hates it because he doesn't even understand the basics of it. I remind you, this is a guy who thought Aria was the pinnacle of anime entertainment (and this movie is boring as fuck), so I assume his taste in anime is shit to begin with. And NGE is just not convenient "mindless" fun in animated form, it is something that "tries" to be deep. It certainly fails at that, but Dobson is even too dumb to realize that. Alternatively, he just hates how the series pretty much portrays people with depression as losers who cause the end of the world.
Yeah, spoiler: The main character is a 15 year old kid with abandonment issues and therefore obviously depressive and filled with a lot of rage towards the world. But at the same time he is whimpy and gets his ass handled by two girls, one of whom he masturbates over when she is in a coma. And at the end of the story he snaps and in a sissy fits wishes the entire world to just die, which triggers some sort of end of the world scenario, killing everyone. Sounds for me in parts like Dobson when he was in high school and like something he may find offensive, because "how dare they portray depressed people like me as some closeted loser on the edge of losing it"?
I wonder how the guy would react if someone forced him to watch Magica Madoka. After all, it has all the underaged lesbians to ship, is "dark" so he can feel like an adult when characters die and it is overrated shit some feminists enjoy. Despite the fact the show's creator himself said he thinks of magical girls within his story as individuals who are worse than ISIS