💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Stud2Stud]

If your bot is more entertaining and likable than you are, then you've really fucked up in life.

Dobbot is superior to the lard-ghoul in any discipline:
Dobbot manages to be introspective.
He manages to be funny.
He manages to make fun of himself.
He's able to express opinions about topics without waiting for some square-jawed tranny to tell him what to think.
And he's not a smug asshole that tells griefing half-orphans to "calm their tits".

I think that's maybe because I don't think Dobson ever really cared about art, it was his only real marketable skill and he just kept doing it but never really enjoyed it. There may have been a time he liked drawing but that time has clearly passed.

At a wild guess, I'd assume that Dobson enjoyed being praised for drawing, but never the creation of art itself.
The moment he wasn't "the comic guy" anymore was the moment his sole motivation to create art vanished...

"DA:I is transphobic because this one person said so! Who cares what everyone else said!"

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This actually made me slap my palm on my face. "But what's important is that you're Ok."
You know, I used a similar sentence recently. Only with me, it wasn't in the context of some waste of skin being offended that a game doesn't have enough prancing trannies in it... it was directed at a friend who totalled his car in a crash (without getting injured, thankfully).

Jesus Christ. Leave it to Dobson to make it sound like disapproval of a game is the worst that could happen to you (outside of being crushed in an avalanche or something).

On a sidenote:
That's why you never cater to SJWs, Bioware. They will at no point sit back and go "Oh nice, you added same-sex relationships and tried to avoid the damsel in distress trope! Well done!". They will always just go "Hmph. Yeah, but [inane aspect] is still sexist!"

Further Sidenote: "Moth Reborn" is a fucking clown. S/He's not even entertaining enough to warrant their own thread.

Edit:
Well, I guess it's only natural that Dobot has some weird fetish, too.

 

[CatParty]

Omgomgomgomg he retweeted a sjw tweet!!!
What a lowlife

Oh and he sucks at drawings

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobot knows his creator will soon turn against him.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Stay safe, Dobbot.

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

Oh, Dobbot, never change.

 

[Shugo]

Omgomgomgomg he retweeted a sjw tweet!!!
What a lowlife Ver archivo adjunto 45854

Oh and he sucks at drawings

Remember kids: diversity is only bad if you have white people in a film that originally didn't. You can only take stories made by white people and add POC (non-whites) into it. Adapting a story to have white people is racist. Inclusiveness only works when we exclude whites.

How can these people function with their exceedingly blatant hypocrisy? The only way I can imagine is they genuinely believe whites aren't on the same level as other human beings, so they don't deserve equal standards applied to them.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Remember kids: diversity is only bad if you have white people in a film that originally didn't. You can only take stories made by white people and add POC (non-whites) into it. Adapting a story to have white people is racist. Inclusiveness only works when we exclude whites.

How can these people function with their exceedingly blatant hypocrisy? The only way I can imagine is they genuinely believe whites aren't on the same level as other human beings, so they don't deserve equal standards applied to them.

It's even funnier, when you think about it like this:
These (very often very white) people never really struggle to give "PoC" (that term alone annoys me) an equal place by elevating* them to a place similar to what white people in media have. They always try to "pull down" the white characters. In a way, that behaviour implies that these clowns treat their precious "PoC" as something less worthy than whites, since they need to give whites a handicap to make them all "equal to PoC".

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*elevating: Dunno if you can really use that term. They use their benevolent prejudice to mollycuddle "PoC" in a vain attempt to realize their silly SJW nonsense.



Edit:
JESUS. Been going through some of Dobby's old stuff:

These dickfingers. Goddamnit.

 

[Foltest]

Seeing Dobson shitty animation made me think about other animator out there on the web. So I went back to Newgrounds and looked at Madness Combat.
When you see the first one and the later ones, you see all the hard work that Krinkels put into it. I mean, from this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/58182
to this: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/226896 in less then three years, show that Krinkels always strive to become better at his craft. And I bet that he don't have a fancy collage degree as Dobson have. Yes, I know that I am off topic, but I get so pissed at seeing Dobson bitching about how he can't improve.

 

[MMX]

Edit:
JESUS. Been going through some of Dobby's old stuff:

These dickfingers. Goddamnit.

Is that another of his mashups

Robin and a bonobo monkey

 

[The Eel Sleeps Here]

Remember kids: diversity is only bad if you have white people in a film that originally didn't. You can only take stories made by white people and add POC (non-whites) into it. Adapting a story to have white people is racist. Inclusiveness only works when we exclude whites.

How can these people function with their exceedingly blatant hypocrisy? The only way I can imagine is they genuinely believe whites aren't on the same level as other human beings, so they don't deserve equal standards applied to them.

Do these people ever realized that the live action movie of Akira was canceled long time ago like around in the 90's or early 2000's?

Does any SJWs ever complain about The Last Airbender not having the accurate racial representation of the characters?

 

[Lunete]

These dickfingers. Goddamnit.

Why is his mouth so huge?

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Does any SJWs ever complain about The Last Airbender not having the accurate racial representation of the characters?

It was a big thing around the live-action movie, yeah.

George Takei has some standing to complain about it, being from an age where white dudes played Charlie Chan (not to mention Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's) but Dobbers and random white chick need to take a damn seat.

 

[Kabobs]

Why is his mouth so huge?

Looks like he was trying to mimic the old Teen Titans cartoon.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Back to sucking up to Wu.


And now he's giving religious advice....using a cartoon, of course.

 

[Count groudon]

Dobson's like that one guy in an office building that acts like a total dick to all his coworkers, but always acts overly polite to all the higher ups. He's a total bootlicker.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobot can even give a public apology better than Dobson.

 

[John Titor]

Do these people ever realized that the live action movie of Akira was canceled long time ago like around in the 90's or early 2000's?

Does any SJWs ever complain about The Last Airbender not having the accurate racial representation of the characters?

It wasn't just sjws and to be fair, fans were also complaining about how they were shitting on the lore and just didn't care about the world building.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

JESUS. Been going through some of Dobby's old stuff:

These dickfingers. Goddamnit.

I don't really mind the fingers so much (I actually kind of like it, creative license and such). It's the mouth that makes him look like a crossbreed of Homer Simpson and a monkey that gets me.

 

[fishercat]

Them's some E.T. fingers.