💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Trans Fat 41g]

This man is playing ColecoVision inside of Sonic's anus.

I always thought it was an Asari's butthole but ok, winner winner

 

[AnOminous]

That's nothing, this was also a thing that appeared in the video:

Seriously, I don't think even Dobson broke hands as badly as this.

I just tried holding a game controller like that. It doesn't work like that.

 

[Jared]

This man is playing ColecoVision inside of Sonic's anus.

Looks like the bastard child of a Colecovision and an Atari Jr.

I can see why Dobbo is whiteknighting this show. The animators dial it in just as badly as he does.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

At least he admits it.


Dobot, how about your life?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I wish Dobbot was the real deal instead of the lazy, whiny sycophant we currently have.

 

[Ruin]

How long before Nookie Bear gets pissed people like Dobbot more than him and deletes it?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Bassomatic]

How long before Nookie Bear gets pissed people like Dobbot more than him and deletes it?

How could you not though? One it's not Dobbie, two it's a riot.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

These just get better and better.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Oral surgery would be the most mature thing DobPreston had done in a decade.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobson is having issues.

 

[Bugaboo]

Naw dude, I'm pretty sure it's laziness because you were lazy before

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I'm sorry, but the God of Abraham ignores your pleas.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Dobson is having issues.

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Don't Christians generally ascribe to the whole "God helps those who help themselves" bit? Can't say that describes Dobbers in the least.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Dobbot is the thing that has given me the most laughs out of everything in this thread. Real Dobbo just makes me sad and depressed. Dobbot is the clear winner. Maybe the dystopian cyborg future won't be that bad after all if a robot can have this much better of a personality than Dobby.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Dobbot is the thing that has given me the most laughs out of everything in this thread. Real Dobbo just makes me sad and depressed. Dobbot is the clear winner. Maybe the dystopian cyborg future won't be that bad after all if a robot can have this much better of a personality than Dobby.

Would actually be fucking hilarious when the first artificial intelligence looks over tumblr and then decides "I can do better". As such instead of causing the apocalypse we actually get progress, starting by sending all the patreon and welfare money Dobson and co earn to people in need in Africa.

 

[wheat pasta]

It's OK, Dob-bot. Don't be sad!!

 

[MayMay]

You know what? If Dobson were that smart he'd probably put up a patreon for Dob-Bot. It's something he made that's actually enjoyable and all. He'd probably make more money off it too since there'd be people who would genuinely want Dob-Bot to stay...

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Dobson is having issues.

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Chronic depression would explain a lot regarding his artwork, but is still no excuse for being a douche... That probably stems from his narcissistic personality disorder.

 

[Captain_Asshole]

sympathy for notch

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Not that it would better things much, but....Is there any chance he's being sarcastic here, or am I too hopeful?