💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[UglyOldJafar]

Notch created Minecraft. That is, he's created something that millions have enjoyed. Something Dobbo will never do.

So he kinda makes fun once more of someone more successful in life than he is, who (even if what the person created is overrated) brings joy to others.
I frnakly start to wonder when the day comes he turns into a lesser talented version of John K and curses at the mentioning of the name Walt Disney.

 

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I really wish Dobbot would make a surprise appearance here.

 

[Florence]

Not to whiteknight but I actually kinda agree with Dobson in this one. People seem to think that because you are rich you don't have a right to feel depresed anymore, which is really far from the truth. Money doesn't buy happines.

It does, however, buy Dobson lots of lesbian inflation porn.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Coffeesexual confirmed.

I must be coffeesexual, a hot steaming mug of caffeeine makes me aroused.

 

[Adamska]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Fxls1XrcJcNo wonder Dobson likes it, its creators are as bad at animating/lip syncing as he is.

So I just watched this and my first thoughts included the following:

1. This animation is less smooth than the animation you can find on Newgrounds. Thems some sub-korean sweatshop animation skills.
2. The animation is somehow worse than Dobbo's. They fail at basic anatomy structures as bad if not worse than he does (those hands and eyes) and their animation flow is somehow worse than his. Like holy shit.
3. The voice work is garbage. It's like they couldn't even bother for an audio studio for their actors to record in.
4. Desperate to appeal to SJWs: they go out of their way to have a diverse cast, likely to get the dumb manchildren to gives them money. The white guy is the douche, and they had to rely on firsts to even get noticed.
5. This picture, which is in their promo of all things:

In short, holy shit this exists and it's lulzy that Dobbo is loving something he could outdo if he gave a shit.

 

[AnOminous]

In short, holy shit this exists and it's lulzy that Dobbo is loving something he could outdo if he gave a shit.

He should be jealous that a bunch of people even lazier than he is are getting attention.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

5. This picture, which is in their promo of all things:

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That's nothing, this was also a thing that appeared in the video:

Seriously, I don't think even Dobson broke hands as badly as this.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Dobbybot continuing to be the best Dobby:

He's against Dobby's paywall shenanigans:

He's also PRO GAMERGATE :

 

[Count groudon]

Dobbybot continuing to be the best Dobby:

He's against Dobby's paywall shenanigans:
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He's also PRO GAMERGATE :
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Honestly at this point the only reason. Dobson is kept around anymore is to supply dobbot with new material to work with.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Honestly at this point the only reason. Dobson is kept around anymore is to supply dobbot with new material to work with.

I think it's obvious that Dobbot's more human than Dobson at this point.

Might as well, seeing as one has positive things to say, and the other's simply programmed to rage at the drop of the hat.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Ruin]

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How low do you have to go to get your own bot making fun of you?

 

[wheat pasta]

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Oh my god, I actually briefly thought this was the real Dobson. This is totally something he'd say.

 

[CrimsonKnight]

Get that bot a can of oil. He deserves it for doing the very thing that would piss Dobson off.

 

[JU 199]

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Like pinocchio, dobbot wishes he was a flesh and blood human. Each devastating tweet brings him closer towards that goal.

 

[Jared]

I have a lot of respect for that bot

 

[wheat pasta]

Dob-bot on Amiibos

 

[MrsFrizzle]

In regards to GenZed

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Going back to this, isn't this exactly what Dobby was just doing about a video game he hadn't seen?

And the trailers for a thing are usually designed to show off a thing's best qualities. It seems fair to make at least a preliminary judgment of the quality by the trailer.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Going back to this, isn't this exactly what Dobby was just doing about a video game he hadn't seen?

And the trailers for a thing are usually designed to show off a thing's best qualities. It seems fair to make at least a preliminary judgment of the quality by the trailer.

Dobson being a hypocrite...who could have possibly seen it coming? He's such a stand-up guy!

 

[Johnny Bravo]

That's nothing, this was also a thing that appeared in the video:

Seriously, I don't think even Dobson broke hands as badly as this.

This man is playing ColecoVision inside of Sonic's anus.