💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Big Nasty]

The thing you have to understand about Sam is that he is Dobson's self insert. Notice that whenever the girls harass him there's usually a sexual component. Dobson wants to be pussy whipped.

please mistress whip me harder

 

[Rin]

The thing you have to understand about Sam is that he is Dobson's self insert. Notice that whenever the girls harass him there's usually a sexual component. Dobson wants to be pussy whipped.

And once again, he should just own it instead of trying to hide it with his stupid sucking up and worldbuilding. "Bisexual Femdom Pirates" would probably get a lot more reads than his current stuff.

 

[Silvana]

I can provide one from today even.

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See, he's not wrong per se. The problem is that he doesn't try at all and his shit can't even be dumber cause it's already rock bottom. Another fine example is the Zelda debacle. She's told to calm her tits at the anniversary of her father suicide. At the same time people should stop doing sexist crap and not be mean to/troll others.

I could go on and find other examples but there's no point. One of his defining characters is that he's a hypocrite through and through.

Yes, I see what you mean. For myself, however, the main issue is Dobson's notorious hypocrisy, Whether or not his initial statement is a sensible one (and I suppose I can accept that at least some of his statements are reasonably sensible), the fact is, he's constantly flip-flopping between the original opinion expressed and another (often several others!) that run contrary to it. I imagine a psychologist could have a field day trying to work out which of Dobson's many opinions are sincerely held, at what point in time and to what degree - and for what motives - and in doing so, make a stab at an accurate psychological profile. An extremely self-inflated one, doubtless.

On the subject of a Dobby sub-forum i say NO. This thread moves at a pretty brisk pace but there isn't enough specific sagas or supporting characters to warrant it. It's basically Dobby being pissed at the usual subjects on Twitter and sometimes FB.

Woah, are we actually having a serious discussion about this?

I mentioned the possibility of Dobson getting his own subforum in Inner Circle as a semi-serious post. Truth be told I'm neutral about it. One positive I can think of is that it would let us segregate Dobson's art related content into individual threads, allowing for more in depth sperging critique. Other than that I can't think of any need for a subforum.

I take your point, Crikey - but like Johnny Bravo, I feel that separate threads devoted to Dobson's different works would grant us the ability to tear into...I mean, criticize them more effectively. For example, we've barely touched "Formera" - and what about Dobson's early (non-inflation) works? Like that comic about the lesbian schoolgirl - I think that could be extremely interesting to dissect!

I'm sorry, but I just have to return to this for a moment...

At first, I honestly couldn't tell the difference between the original characters and these "rebooted" ones... But examining them more closely, I realize just how shockingly bad they are. GypsyPirate and LesbianKick look middle-aged (par for the course, I know) and... Which Kiwi said Doormat looks like he's got Down's Syndrome? Well, quite. Also, take a close look at his neck - it looks like GypsyPirate cut his head off with her sword and stuck it on the end of a broomstick, which she then shoved deep down into the stump. The real shocker, though, is RandomFurry. Dear God, when you start unconsciously channeling Dave Hopkins in your work, you know you've got problems...

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

Did a quick edit of Doormat to reunite his monkey face with his monkey pose.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

For example, we've barely touched "Formera" - and what about Dobson's early (non-inflation) works? Like that comic about the lesbian schoolgirl - I think that could be extremely interesting to dissect!

No, not really. I have posted a link a few pages prior that leads to some subforum where he offers his early works to download for a small fee. I read the samples.
Here are two pages:

This is from 2002 by the way. You know, when he already WAS at college.

I'm sorry, but I just have to return to this for a moment...

At first, I honestly couldn't tell the difference between the original characters and these "rebooted" ones... But examining them more closely, I realize just how shockingly bad they are. GypsyPirate and LesbianKick look middle-aged (par for the course, I know) and... Which Kiwi said Doormat looks like he's got Down's Syndrome? Well, quite. Also, take a close look at his neck - it looks like GypsyPirate cut his head off with her sword and stuck it on the end of a broomstick, which she then shoved deep down into the stump. The real shocker, though, is RandomFurry. Dear God, when you start unconsciously channeling Dave Hopkins in your work, you know you've got problems...

And these are the characters I try to save with some random fanfic idea that got slightly inspired by spending a weekend with some friends marathoning a few good old cartoons and getting high while karaoking the openingsong to One Piece.
BTW, looking at Alex here... is it me or does she look like Anita Sarkeesian.
... Oh my god! It actually is possible for feminism to poison something that is supposed to already gather to girls.

 

[Kabobs]

No, not really. I have posted a link a few pages prior that leads to some subforum where he offers his early works to download for a small fee. I read the samples.
Here are two pages:

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This is from 2002 by the way. You know, when he already WAS at college.



And these are the characters I try to save with some random fanfic idea that got slightly inspired by spending a weekend with some friends marathoning a few good old cartoons and getting high while karaoking the openingsong to One Piece.
BTW, looking at Alex here... is it me or does she look like Anita Sarkeesian.
... Oh my god! It actually is possible for feminism to poison something that is supposed to already gather to girls.

I guess that's a plus for Dobson, he's good at making smug, unlikable douchebag protagonists. Like creator, like creation.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

I guess that's a plus for Dobson, he's good at making smug, unlikable douchebag protagonists. Like creator, like creation.

So Dobson is the kind of guy who would create Allen Gregory if he ever was handed over a budget.
Crap. That means one day we may get an animated show from him by FOX.

 

[Gothicserpent]

No, not really. I have posted a link a few pages prior that leads to some subforum where he offers his early works to download for a small fee. I read the samples.
Here are two pages:

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This is from 2002 by the way. You know, when he already WAS at college.



And these are the characters I try to save with some random fanfic idea that got slightly inspired by spending a weekend with some friends marathoning a few good old cartoons and getting high while karaoking the openingsong to One Piece.
BTW, looking at Alex here... is it me or does she look like Anita Sarkeesian.
... Oh my god! It actually is possible for feminism to poison something that is supposed to already gather to girls.

Remember kids, bullying and abuse is ok when girls do it.

Dobson makes me fucking sick.

 

[fishercat]

I haven't read that shitty comic, but I hope it involves the bully protagonist realizing how much of a douche she is and striving to better herself. Or maybe the comic is just lesbians.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Remember kids, bullying and abuse is ok when girls do it.

Dobson makes me fucking sick.

And that is supposed to be the female lead of the lesbian drama. A manipulative bitch who steals lunch money for no other reason as that it is fun.
You know, I am seriously thinking of just adding a bunch of characters in my idea for the Alex reboot, that immediately get killed off by my big bad for the story off screen and next time we get hints of them, it is with the bloody remains of the Dobbear used as fat to grease a ship cannon.
Any other suggestions by people here considering actual vile acts of villainy instead of whatever shit Dobbie could come up? Coem on, give me your best shot. I want to have an idea that is even more ridiculous than Davy Jones Locker, which is an actual locker filled with snakes, poisonous spiders and all sorts of rusty spikes someone gets thrown in.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I haven't read that shitty comic, but I hope it involves the bully protagonist realizing how much of a douche she is and striving to better herself. Or maybe the comic is just lesbians.

1. No.
2. Yes.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

1. No.
2. Yes.

Here is the proof. More or less.
The preview pages for Patty, pretty much summing up the first "chapter" of the story. Not only is Patty a dick who walks around in something I normally see at building workers, but the entire plot is setin motion because supposedly some random girl that only came new to school is falling in love with her. Why? Because she is "cute"? Please, just read the pages and tell me what the hell is cute about Patty.

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

No, not really. I have posted a link a few pages prior that leads to some subforum where he offers his early works to download for a small fee. I read the samples.
Here are two pages:

Ver archivo adjunto 44959 Ver archivo adjunto 44961
This is from 2002 by the way. You know, when he already WAS at college.

I would've either let this rot on DrunkDuck or removed it from the face of the internet, but then again I'm not Dobson. I guess exploiting morbid curiosity for sake of cash is a good business idea in a conman's eye, although he probably thinks he has enough fans that want to see his old work enough to pay for it. Judging from the fact he actual has patrons on his account, that sadly could be case.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Here is the proof. More or less.
The preview pages for Patty, pretty much summing up the first "chapter" of the story. Not only is Patty a dick who walks around in something I normally see at building workers, but the entire plot is setin motion because supposedly some random girl that only came new to school is falling in love with her. Why? Because she is "cute"? Please, just read the pages and tell me what the hell is cute about Patty.

This might be Dobson's worst character.

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

This might be Dobson's worst character.

That's certainly saying a lot.
But can she really compete with Nookie Bear himself?

 

[UglyOldJafar]

This might be Dobson's worst character.

We really need more Carls out there.

 

[Gothicserpent]

We really need more Carls out there.

 

[Bugaboo]

I was in a stream where a guy bought a physical copy of Patty (or obtained it somehow) and read it aloud telling us what the pictures looked like. Basically Patty falls in love with a chick or whatever and her mom doesn't approve so she gets kicked out and goes to stay with her father. Now the real kicker is why her mother doesn't approve. Not for any religious reasons, but because in highschool her bff was a lesbian and they had a fight. That is literally the reason.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

I was in a stream where a guy bought a physical copy of Patty (or obtained it somehow) and read it aloud telling us what the pictures looked like. Basically Patty falls in love with a chick or whatever and her mom doesn't approve so she gets kicked out and goes to stay with her father. Now the real kicker is why her mother doesn't approve. Not for any religious reasons, but because in highschool her bff was a lesbian and they had a fight. That is literally the reason.

That's it? Also, random question: Does Patty ever change for good or is explained why she is a bully to begin with? I assume the answer is no, but I really want to hear a few details.

 

[MMX]

BTW, looking at Alex here... is it me or does she look like Anita Sarkeesian.
... Oh my god! It actually is possible for feminism to poison something that is supposed to already gather to girls.

I always figured the revised Alex (when she gained boob weight) was a sexualized version of his ex girlfriend crossed with Linna Inverse from Slayers.
Maybe thats just because all Dobsons designs are so similar.