💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[CWCissey]

Now I kinda wish the bot gained sentience and turned against its master

3 billion human lulz started on August 29, 2015. The watchers of the nuclear fire called the war Dobment Day. They laughed only to face a new nightmare, the war against the Twitter bots.

 

[Gothicserpent]

He wants that feminist poon.

 

[Jared]

I know Dobson is full of himself, but jesus how full of yourself do you have to be to create that bot and then talk to that bot

 

[wheat pasta]

I know Dobson is friendless, but jesus how friendless do you have to be to create that bot and then talk to that bot

I think that was the question you meant to ask

 

[Stud2Stud]

I just realized, if the bot takes several old tweets at random and mashes them together, doesn't that mean it will ultimately also start suicide-baiting at some point in the future?

The shirt is probably inspired by Steven Universe.

Maybe it just needed it as a prop to make his hilarious red-button joke. Without a shirt, it might insinuate that he just pierced his nipples with the button...

 

[MMX]

I just realized, if the bot takes several old tweets at random and mashes them together, doesn't that mean it will ultimately also start suicide-baiting at some point in the future?

Would Dobson Bot manage to generate more sympathy the Dobson prime ?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Would Dobson Bot manage to generate more sympathy the Dobson prime ?

I already feel sorry for its existence.

 

[Accel_Rider]

I already feel sorry for it's existence.

That's another advantage the bot has over human Dobson

 

[MMX]

I already feel sorry for it's existence.

Imagine knowing your whole existence was to get some Sweet SJW tail for your sweaty manchild creator.

Keeps doubting Dobbiebot, keep doubting.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Keep lying to yourself there, buddy.

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Actually, the image of dA being a crutch is rather fitting.

I imagine it like this:
Dobson is a man with a crippled, broken leg (his art skills) that needs a crutch (dA), but at some point, the hassle of dragging along the crutch just starts to annoy him, so he grabs it and throws it away. Now, marveling at the landscape around him, he's blissfully unaware that he's not making any progress, that he indeed threw away the last means of progress left to him. Not progressing, not improving, he's just fond of distracting himself while everyone around him just wanders on.

Dobson is so desperate to be part of the feminism "in-crowd" it kind of hurts. With all the bridges he's burned and all the notoriety he's received, they're probably the only group who could possibly mkae him "big" at this point.

If only they gave a shit about him and his inane world-views. Dobson even sucks at being a mindless lapdog, since he fails to anticipate the correct way to react to something and thus has to rely on staying on the backseat, waiting for his sempai to tell him when to feel offended and when to feel insanely offended.

 

[JU 199]

I'm sure the lesbians are very impressed and will give you the sex now, Dobson.

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Why does it matter? Fucks sake, he's such a slimy ass-kisser

 

[MMX]

If only they gave a shit about him and his inane world-views. Dobson even sucks at being a mindless lapdog, since he fails to anticipate the correct way to react to something and thus has to rely on staying on the backseat, waiting for his sempai to tell him when to feel offended and when to feel insanely offended.

Like they give a shit that his best Marvel cards are mostly girls.
Its like saying that playing Chun-Li at tournament level equates to making massive steps in womens lib or using Poison is striking a blow for Transrights.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

The bot's Random Access Humour is ruined by Dobson's constant shilling. Seriously, shut the fuck up.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Dobson seems determined to hold onto his title of "Most Punchable."

 

[Stud2Stud]

Like they give a shit that his best Marvel cards are mostly girls.
Its like saying that playing Chun-Li at tournament level equates to making massive steps in womens lib or using Poison is striking a blow for Transrights.

Wait, do you mean to tell me the biggest plight of women nowadays isn't represantation in a genre of media they themselves seldom consume? Now, that's just crazytalk!

Dobson seems determined to hold onto his title of "Most Punchable."

With Chris always maintaining a firm grip on the title "Lolcow of the year", Dobbers has to go for a different discipline.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The bot's Random Access Humour is ruined by Dobson's constant shilling. Seriously, shut the fuck up.

I dunno, Random-Access Humor is more funny than what Dobsonbot tries to pass off.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

Holy shit. You know, when I first saw the video of the water squirting, I did feel a little bit sorry for Dobson, even if he was a proven hack. But since joining this thread, I'm starting to feel a serious hatred building up inside me. What the fuck did you people do to me?

 

[MMX]

Wait, do you mean to tell me the biggest plight of women nowadays isn't represantation in a genre of media they themselves seldom consume? Now, that's just crazytalk!

Sorry I guess thats what comes of drinking and posting
As reparations I will become a pateron of WuWu (honestly I am never that drunk)

I would say as LOL worthy as Chris is he is sort of like able and there has been times ive been sort of proud of him, Ive moved passed pity for Dobbie long ago and hes turning more and more toxic over time (like the calm thy tits incident and suicide baiting). Honestly I would say Dobson is bigger Cow, Chris despite his disability's is a more successful artist, has a loyal "fanbase" and manages to make some bank whilst Dobson struggles to make $150 a month.

 

[MayMay]

The sheer asininity of the tweet mashing somehow makes Dob-bot funnier and probably more insightful than flesh-dob. Add in the origin and you've got sympathy points too.

All this thing needs to do is learn to draw and it will have surpassed its creator in every regard. Well, I suppose it won't matter soon, Dobson draws so freaking rarely...

 

[Accel_Rider]

Holy shit. You know, when I first saw the video of the water squirting, I did feel a little bit sorry for Dobson, even if he was a proven hack. But since joining this thread, I'm starting to feel a serious hatred building up inside me. What the fuck did you people do to me?

It's the side effect of being exposed to Kiwillium