💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Stud2Stud]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SVjVStbZRyg
Apparently he finished it.

This is even better (ie: more pathetic) than I ever hoped it to be.

The split-second establishing shot, that stupid Korra Pose with that stiff arm (that doesn't fit in with the establishing shot at fucking all), the robotic jarring movement to present the ring, the awkward shot on the ring (with the awful hammer-time-style gliding of Korra), the bad pacing of Asami's reaction... And of course, it ends with a bang:
that silly animation of Korra going "Hooray" and their awkward kiss with those few fragments of animation that just suddenly make the two figures jitter around a bit shortly before this video mercifully ends.

Yeah, it's nice to see Dobbers do animation for once and yeah, it could have been worse, but damn, he definetly needs some experience in animation, he should do such things more often.
Then again, it's nice he did something like this for once, so at least that's some improvement.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

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Stop being so fucking proud of Jimmy Wonton, Dobson! It was never funny to begin with and it never will be.

I actually see the retarded little brother of some Lovecraftian horror...

 

[Stud2Stud]

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Stop being so fucking proud of Jimmy Wonton, Dobson! It was never funny to begin with and it never will be.

It's not a pun if it doesn't make sense and isn't funny.

I actually see the retarded little brother of some Lovecraftian horror...

This, so much this. It looks like something straight from Carpenter's "The Thing" or the manga "Parasyte".

 

[AnOminous]

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Stop being so fucking proud of Jimmy Wonton, Dobson! It was never funny to begin with and it never will be.

Most people would be embarrassed at this racist bullshit and try to erase it from their Internet history.

This idiot is actually bringing this embarrassment up again?

 

[tepid]

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Stop being so fucking proud of Jimmy Wonton, Dobson! It was never funny to begin with and it never will be.

It's funny when people confuse puns with creativity.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

This is even better (ie: more pathetic) than I ever hoped it to be.

The split-second establishing shot, that stupid Korra Pose with that stiff arm (that doesn't fit in with the establishing shot at fucking all), the robotic jarring movement to present the ring, the awkward shot on the ring (with the awful hammer-time-style gliding of Korra), the bad pacing of Asami's reaction... And of course, it ends with a bang:
that silly animation of Korra going "Hooray" and their awkward kiss with those few fragments of animation that just suddenly make the two figures jitter around a bit shortly before this video mercifully ends.

Yeah, it's nice to see Dobbers do animation for once and yeah, it could have been worse, but damn, he definetly needs some experience in animation, he should do such things more often.
Then again, it's nice he did something like this for once, so at least that's some improvement.

Understatement of the fucking century, mate.

And this is from someone who went to animation school too, think about that for a bit.

 

[CrimsonKnight]

This is even better (ie: more pathetic) than I ever hoped it to be.

The split-second establishing shot, that stupid Korra Pose with that stiff arm (that doesn't fit in with the establishing shot at fucking all), the robotic jarring movement to present the ring, the awkward shot on the ring (with the awful hammer-time-style gliding of Korra), the bad pacing of Asami's reaction... And of course, it ends with a bang:
that silly animation of Korra going "Hooray" and their awkward kiss with those few fragments of animation that just suddenly make the two figures jitter around a bit shortly before this video mercifully ends.

Yeah, it's nice to see Dobbers do animation for once and yeah, it could have been worse, but damn, he definetly needs some experience in animation, he should do such things more often.
Then again, it's nice he did something like this for once, so at least that's some improvement.

Goddamn, that animation is horrible. Keep in mind that this guy has a degree in animation.

 

[fishercat]

Wait a minute.

Her arm is going into the box.

 

[A Random]

Fun fact: at one point in canon, there was a type of kryptonite called pink kryptonite. Whenever Superman happened to touch pink kryptonite he would temporarily become gay.

Wait, that wasn't a Seanbaby joke?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Nookie Bear doesn't get the concept of humor.
"Jimmy Wonton" would be -- well not really funny but it would have a passing semblance of a joke if Jimmy Neutrons head looked like a neutron (or, since it's hard for a macroscopic object to "look like" an elementary particle, maybe like a neutron star or the popular visual "blackberry" metaphor of the atomic nucleus). So you could say: "Jimmy Neutron's head looks like a neutron, guess what Jimmy Wonton's head looks like?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LLLLLOOOLLLLLL SO FUNNY"

Jimmy Neutron's head looks like this. Nookie Bear probably thought his "joke" would work in a kind of dadaist nonsensical way, but I doesn't.

 

[Foltest]

Wait, that wasn't a Seanbaby joke?

Nope. It happend. What also happend was that Superman wanted to fuck his cousin.

Notice that she is also a teen here and the only thing that is stopping Sups from doing this, is laws from a planet that was blown up.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Wait a minute.

Her arm is going into the box.

Looks like Korra has four fingers only.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Nope. It happend. What also happend was that Superman wanted to fuck his cousin.

Notice that she is also a teen here and the only thing that is stopping Sups from doing this, is laws from a planet that was blown up.

It would make sense for him to want to stay within the boundaries of his own species hankypankywise...

Also, why is there a city in a bottle in the background of the first panel??

 

[Stud2Stud]

It would make sense for him to want to stay within the boundaries of his own species hankypankywise...

Also, why is there a city in a bottle in the background of the first panel??

Afaik, Superman owns a shrunken kryptonian city.

 

[Tailypo]

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Stop being so fucking proud of Jimmy Wonton, Dobson! It was never funny to begin with and it never will be.

Goddamn, I will never stop cringing whenever I see this picture.

Why is the wonton so detailed while the body is simple? It looks like he slapped two unrelated images together and it's causing such a dissonance within the picture.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

Why is the wonton so detailed while the body is simple?

Because he's fat.

 

[Stud2Stud]

In just about 15 hours, Dobson made no less than 5 tweets about his video (while also retweeting a tweet or two about his video).

Jesus.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

In just about 15 hours, Dobson made no less than 5 tweets about his video (while also retweeting a tweet or two about his video).

Jesus.

Dobson is very lonely. It's a good thing he has loyal fans like us.

 

[Kabobs]

Dobson is very lonely. It's a good thing he has loyal fans like us.

Leaving DeviantArt really took away most of the attention he'd get, but Dobson brings his misery upon himself as usual for refusing to change.

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

It would make sense for him to want to stay within the boundaries of his own species hankypankywise...

Also, why is there a city in a bottle in the background of the first panel??

A evil green mad alien robot created a Ant farm by shrinking a city in krypton. Superman punched him and stole the city for himself. That city adores him as a god.

Win Win if you ask me.