💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

I really just want to tell him to stop fucking tweeting it, you don't advertise something that looks like ass.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

At least he got Korra's eye color right.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I normally don't say this in regards to Dobbo, but he really needs to jump off a cliff if he's willing to be around a dog fucker. Why the fuck would he overlook those two important traits?

Because if she'll fuck a dog, then maybe she'll fuck a bear?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

The generic wedding music he picked is abysmal. I get that it's probably royalty free, but no music probably would have been better.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

The generic wedding music he picked is abysmal. I get that it's probably royalty free, but no music probably would have been better.

Dobson didn't do that, he just took a splice someone made and animated the video around that audio splice. I'm pretty sure the music is also there to cover up the clear difference in audio quality, though it doesn't do that very well.

 

[Kabobs]

Not to mention the music is straight from the show itself.

 

[millais]

I know we like shitting on Dobson for making half-assed backgrounds (when he can be bothered to make a background at all), but I decided to try out his commonly used technique of "low detail silhouette skyline/treeline/horizon against plain pastel background". With the right framing, I think it can work alright, and it is a very quick way to fill in a background.

Spoiler

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

...he just tweeted two more times about it...

[MEDIA=twitter]634935521089732608[/MEDIA]

Special thank you to Dobson!

 

[Male Idiot]

I know we like shitting on Dobson for making half-assed backgrounds (when he can be bothered to make a background at all), but I decided to try out his commonly used technique of "low detail silhouette skyline/treeline/horizon against plain pastel background". With the right framing, I think it can work alright, and it is a very quick way to fill in a background.

Spoiler

You did put multiple layers of vague ruins in the background that Dobson doesn't really bother to put there.

 

[JU 199]

...he just tweeted two more times about it...

[MEDIA=twitter]634935521089732608[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]634935749461184512[/MEDIA]

What's wrong with her faaaaaace?

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

Stop being so fucking proud of Jimmy Wonton, Dobson! It was never funny to begin with and it never will be.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I don't think Neutron/Wonton is really a pun. I'm not sure what it is other than the antithesis of funny.

 

[John Titor]

Spoiler

[MEDIA=twitter]634850327791992832[/MEDIA]

Stop being so fucking proud of Jimmy Wonton, Dobson! It was never funny to begin with and it never will be.

The biggest problem here is I wouldn't even figured out it was a Jimmy Neutron fanart if he hadn't told me.

 

[Malt Liquor]

Spoiler

[MEDIA=twitter]634850327791992832[/MEDIA]

It's still shitty Dobson,no matter how many time You repost it
And holy crap,the Korrasami animation is Dingo picture's level of abysmal

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

The fact that Dobson is so proud of his mediocre bullshit is really indicative of his artistic integrity (or lack thereof）

 

[Von Clausewitz]

So Nookie Bear invests a substantial amount of his time to make an amateurish fan animation of his favorite fictional lesbian couple... in other words, he pissed a grand number of hours of his life away to create something the sole purpose of which is him being able to fap to it.

Wouldn't it be more... economical to just watch porn?

If he would take anything away from going through the process of animating, that would be fine. But "Dobson, Dobson never changes", he will probably block any kind of criticism that comes his way. So yes, he just wasted a week of his time and 30 seconds of every one else's. He won't learn anything from this experience.

I still don't get why he had to animate this traditionally, it is not like he has "high standards", that would justify the extra effort.

I actually doubt Nookie Bear ist autistic. There's a trend on Kiwi Farms to attribute autism to all manner of lolcows. I'm rather sure this blue bear is just a giant douche and not autistic.
As for that Korra lesbian marriage proposal video he is creating, he probably expects he'll get asspats from the SJW forces for it because lesbians. Being praised by women for material he intends to fap to makes it even more faptastic to him due to his submissive self.

Of course he is looking for SJW-asspats, I bet he is checking the view-counter on the video every other minute. Also, Dodson himself might not change, but he did change the target audience he is aiming for:

Before he became the hypocritical, blue SJW-Fedobear, who is constantly trying to suck up to Wu Sarkeesian and the like, he was posing as the wise old cartoonist to impressionable 13-year-olds.

Perhaps he is aiming for the SJW-crowd now, because most of his former fans outgrew him, realizing what a hack he is. Or perhaps he figured that if he was going full-on-SJW, he would be able to draw lots and lots of lesbians and getting away with that. I am very positive that the only reason why he rubs up to all the "popular" SJW on social media is to gain more exposure.

 

[fishercat]

For someone who hates anime, he sure does enjoy using minimalist mouth flaps... except when he does it, it's unbelievably shitty.

 

[MayMay]

It's still shitty Dobson,no matter how many time You repost it
And holy crap,the Korrasami animation is Dingo picture's level of abysmal

"Asami, will you marry me?"
"Hm, I don't know, I think we should be enemies!"

Also re: fans outgrowing him... that sounds kinda brilliant. I mean what better crowd can you aim for but the people who never advance past the edgy teenager in mentality? Shame he's a cisgender heterosexual white neckbeard. Research never was his strong point.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

For someone who hates anime, he sure does enjoy using minimalist mouth flaps... except when he does it, it's unbelievably shitty.

I agree, plus it's pretty ironic that hates anime (Or at least claimed to until quite recently) but loves Korra which is pretty much western anime.

 

[Male Idiot]

I agree, plus it's pretty ironic that hates anime (Or at least claimed to until quite recently) but loves Korra which is pretty much western anime.

I get the feeling he hates anime that is not drawn by Andrew Dobson, who by right should be the most successful anime artist ever. I think his hate stems from this bitterness. If he can't be the best anime maker ever, no anime can ever be good!