💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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I really hate to powerlevel and burst everyone's bubble, but even by conservative standards, the Korra-Asami romance is not underage.

Asami is 22, Korra 21 by the time they do their romance. That's not underage even by conservative USA standards.

As much as I love frying Nookie bear, there is no "underage lesbians" there. Forgive my sperging, but its more like "adult bisexuals".


Of course its creepy if Dobbo animates them in a child like way.




Its not bad for someone who is an amateur. But for someone who went to collage on this stuff? Its bad .
I'm pretty sure most of us know that by the end of the show, they are above the legal age and are adults. It's just that this ship is stupid.

Also looking at the picture, is there a reason why the sketch is larger than the final inked product?
 
I still can't get over the damn buttons so I made my own, I feel that it says everything it needs to.

They really are pointless though, and I know that he wouldn't give the courtesy (that he expects to receive) to others that wear the red pin, because he's a huge hypocrite.
I can see it, too.

*Dobs approaches a girl with a red button*
"Wearing a red button, huh? Can totally relate to that, I hate it when people just randomly speak to me or tag me on twitter!"
-"..."
"It's just soooo annoying how insensitive a lot of people are... But not me, fortunately. I respect my fellow con-goers and their buttons!"
-". . . ! "
"You see, a lot of people troll me on the internet, I wish the internet was just one big red button, so I could block them alltoget-"
-"Could you please stop talking to me.... I got social a- anxiety, you know..."
"Oh, you too? I also got PTSD from being assaulted, oh how I've suffered for my art-"
-"Please. Stop. Now!"
At this point Dobbers will start shrieking like a banshee and hold a piece of cardboard between himself and the other person, yelling something about the awesome Powers of the Blockor.

It approaches ever closer...

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>Backgrounds

:roll:

Also, goddamn. Back when I was a horny teenager, fapping to lesbian porn wasn't supposed to be the spear-point of LGBT-acceptance movements. Times surely have changed, huh?

So... uh... was this terrible voice acting part of the show, or did Dobson obtain it elsewhere?
It sounds like he half-assedly recorded it with a microphone from a playback on his computer (rather than ripping it directly from a video). The quality is really bad. But also, the Voice Actors aren't that good. I doubt they are from the show.

Edit:

Oh god. I am reading through two of Dobbers Story arcs and if anyone ever needs an example of how much Dobshit sucks as a storyteller, just read that.
It begins with this strip and let me tell you, it sucks so fucking bad on all accounts. Jesus Christ.

Basically, the three small arcs are about how Sam is literally a doormat that does all the fucking work (and I mean: ALL the fucking work) and noone ever as much as thanking him. Yeah, cause that's not an inane saturday morning cartoon moral or anything. But it gets better, at some point, he grows a pair of balls and tells Gypsy to shut her pie hole since he was talking to *sigh* a lolcat pirate. @Johnny Bravo already mentioned those I think, but I couldn't have thought it was THIS bad. Either way, Gypsy blows a fuse, calls him scum and apparently is angry till the end of the day. Sam secretly leaves the group overnight to look for some relative.
Now the cruncher: The next arc is supposed to highlight how much the crew misses Sam, but they never really miss him as a person, they only miss the shit he did for the group. Really. They never go "We behaved like shit and poor Sam is now gone." They immediately shift all blame on Gypsy (for being 10% more douche then anyone else) and start to lament that they have to do their own fucking work and how they want Sam back (to do said fucking work) Just... wow.

Also, the ultimate dickmove, the crew stumbles upon a ruin that used to be an orphanage and a villager tells them, pretty much all orphans that lived there died when it collapsed. So, a huge group of kids fucking died. The crews reaction? "Well gee! How do we find our buttmonkey now?".

I can't fathom how much Dobshit sucks at writing characters and plot. It's insane.

Edit 2:
Turns out Sam was looking for a girl that was stuck in the orphanage with him and he visits her grave to say goodbye and kisses her grave.
LoLSoRandomFurryshit's reaction? "EWWWWW! He kissed a grave!". You couldn't make this shit up if you tried.
 
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Edit:

Oh god. I am reading through two of Dobbers Story arcs and if anyone ever needs an example of how much Dobshit sucks as a storyteller, just read that.
It begins with this strip and let me tell you, it sucks so fucking bad on all accounts. Jesus Christ.

Basically, the two small arcs about how Sam is literally a doormat that does all the fucking work (and I mean: ALL the fucking work) and noone ever as much as thanking him. Yeah, cause that's not an inane saturday morning cartoon moral or anything. But it gets better, at some point, he grows a pair of balls and tells Gypsy to shut her pie hole since he was talking to *sigh* a lolcat pirate. @Johnny Bravo already mentioned those I think, but I couldn't have thought it was THIS bad. Either way, Gypsy blows a fuse, calls him scum and apparently is angry till the end of the day. Sam secretly leaves the group overnight to look for some relative.
Now the cruncher: The next arc is supposed to highlight how much the crew misses Sam, but they never really miss him as a person, they only miss the shit he did for the group. Really. They never go "We behaved like shit and poor Sam is now gone." They immediately shift all blame on Gypsy (for being 10% more douche then anyone else) and start to lament that they have to do their own fucking work and how they want Sam back (to do said fucking work) Just... wow.

Also, the ultimate dickmove, the crew stumbles upon a ruin that used to be an orphanage and a villager tells them, pretty much all orphans that lived there died when it collapsed. So, a huge group of kids fucking died. The crews reaction? "Well gee! How do we find our buttmonkey now?".

I can't fathom how much Dobshit sucks at writing characters and plot. It's insane.

And thats Dobsons self insert.
Whilst CWCs self insert was a mayor, super hero and the gay cure our Fedobear just wants to the the thankless slave labour to a bunch of lesbians, a furry and a crippled pirate.
 
I can see it, too.

*Dobs approaches a girl with a red button*
"Wearing a red button, huh? Can totally relate to that, I hate it when people just randomly speak to me or tag me on twitter!"
-"..."
"It's just soooo annoying how insensitive a lot of people are... But not me, fortunately. I respect my fellow con-goers and their buttons!"
-". . . ! "
"You see, a lot of people troll me on the internet, I wish the internet was just one big red button, so I could block them alltoget-"
-"Could you please stop talking to me.... I got social a- anxiety, you know..."
"Oh, you too? I also got PTSD from being assaulted, oh how I've suffered for my art-"
-"Please. Stop. Now!"
At this point Dobbers will start shrieking like a banshee and hold a piece of cardboard between himself and the other person, yelling something about the awesome Powers of the Blockor.


>Backgrounds

:roll:

Also, goddamn. Back when I was a horny teenager, fapping to lesbian porn wasn't supposed to be the spear-point of LGBT-acceptance movements. Times surely have changed, huh?


So... uh... was this terrible voice acting part of the show, or did Dobson obtain it elsewhere?
It sounds like he half-assedly recorded it with a microphone from a playback on his computer (rather than ripping it directly from a video). The quality is really bad. But also, the Voice Actors aren't that good. I doubt they are from the show.

Edit:

Oh god. I am reading through two of Dobbers Story arcs and if anyone ever needs an example of how much Dobshit sucks as a storyteller, just read that.
It begins with this strip and let me tell you, it sucks so fucking bad on all accounts. Jesus Christ.

Basically, the three small arcs are about how Sam is literally a doormat that does all the fucking work (and I mean: ALL the fucking work) and noone ever as much as thanking him. Yeah, cause that's not an inane saturday morning cartoon moral or anything. But it gets better, at some point, he grows a pair of balls and tells Gypsy to shut her pie hole since he was talking to *sigh* a lolcat pirate. @Johnny Bravo already mentioned those I think, but I couldn't have thought it was THIS bad. Either way, Gypsy blows a fuse, calls him scum and apparently is angry till the end of the day. Sam secretly leaves the group overnight to look for some relative.
Now the cruncher: The next arc is supposed to highlight how much the crew misses Sam, but they never really miss him as a person, they only miss the shit he did for the group. Really. They never go "We behaved like shit and poor Sam is now gone." They immediately shift all blame on Gypsy (for being 10% more douche then anyone else) and start to lament that they have to do their own fucking work and how they want Sam back (to do said fucking work) Just... wow.

Also, the ultimate dickmove, the crew stumbles upon a ruin that used to be an orphanage and a villager tells them, pretty much all orphans that lived there died when it collapsed. So, a huge group of kids fucking died. The crews reaction? "Well gee! How do we find our buttmonkey now?".

I can't fathom how much Dobshit sucks at writing characters and plot. It's insane.

Edit 2:
Turns out Sam was looking for a girl that was stuck in the orphanage with him and he visits her grave to say goodbye and kisses her grave.
LoLSoRandomFurryshit's reaction? "EWWWWW! He kissed a grave!". You couldn't make this shit up if you tried.
I think he got the audio off a post on Twitter. Nothing like that was ever said on the show, they only got together as a couple right at the end.

And yeah, that story arc was a mess. Extreme overreaction to being told "shut up", weird and pointless tragic backstory out of nowhere, and I'm sure they go back to treating him the same after its all over.

And Alex is suppose to be in love with him.
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And thats Dobsons self insert.
Whilst CWCs self insert was a mayor, super hero and the gay cure our Fedobear just wants to the the thankless slave labour to a bunch of lesbians, a furry and a crippled pirate.
And in Chris' comics, every character has a certain function or at least embodies a certain wishfulfilment/ideal to Chris.
Sonichu is the perfect leader/best friend. Rosechu is the perfect girlfriend. Magi-Chan is a Deus-Ex-Machina-dispenser (and also the Anti-Gayness Gestapo)... something like that.

Dobshit only has variations of "the silly character". Lesbiankick is the silly female horndog. Peggy is the silly male horndog. Doormat is the silly asswipe of the group. CaptainGypsy is the silly drunkard (but also flies off the handle for no goddamned reason).

Also, interestingly, in the old comics, there is no hint of CaptainGypsy being even remotely interested romantically in Lesbiankick. In fact, it seems the opposite is the case. It seems that's something comparatively new Dobshit forced into his comic.

Also, I have to say, Dobshit infuses his fetishes into this comic and justifies that by saying the comic is for teenagers (like 14/15 and upwards)... but noone above the age of 12 would ever like to read a comic with a lolsorandomfurry and characters and stories like what you see in AzP.

Dobshit should have sat down, thought about his target audience, thought about the plot and where it goes and he should have thought about what exactly he's trying to do with that comic (is it a soapbox "gag a day" thing or story driven? The way he did it, it's neither).
 
And in Chris' comics, every character has a certain function or at least embodies a certain wishfulfilment/ideal to Chris.
Sonichu is the perfect leader/best friend. Rosechu is the perfect girlfriend. Magi-Chan is a Deus-Ex-Machina-dispenser (and also the Anti-Gayness Gestapo)... something like that.

Dobshit only has variations of "the silly character". Lesbiankick is the silly female horndog. Peggy is the silly male horndog. Doormat is the silly asswipe of the group. CaptainGypsy is the silly drunkard (but also flies off the handle for no goddamned reason).

Also, interestingly, in the old comics, there is no hint of CaptainGypsy being even remotely interested romantically in Lesbiankick. In fact, it seems the opposite is the case. It seems that's something comparatively new Dobshit forced into his comic.

Also, I have to say, Dobshit infuses his fetishes into this comic and justifies that by saying the comic is for teenagers (like 14/15 and upwards)... but noone above the age of 12 would ever like to read a comic with a lolsorandomfurry and characters and stories like what you see in AzP.

Dobshit should have sat down, thought about his target audience, thought about the plot and where it goes and he should have thought about what exactly he's trying to do with that comic (is it a soapbox "gag a day" thing or story driven? The way he did it, it's neither).
There's also a weirdly high amount of gay men in the comic, given how often Dobson goes for the "lol Alex is mistaken for a guy and gets hit on by the gays lol" joke.
 
There's also a weirdly high amount of gay men in the comic, given how often Dobson goes for the "lol Alex is mistaken for a guy and gets hit on by the gays lol" joke.
True that.
Say, isn't it awefully progressive to exclusively use gay men as setup for a running gag that never was funny in the first place?

Also:
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The two midgets don't look much different, Doormat looks like he was stolen from Penny Arcade and the two girls look like mongoloid trannies. It's really something. The old style looked like generic crap, but the new design for the two girls is actually really disgusting. Also everyone in that image looks like they're on crack.
 
Dobshit should have sat down, thought about his target audience, thought about the plot and where it goes and he should have thought about what exactly he's trying to do with that comic (is it a soapbox "gag a day" thing or story driven? The way he did it, it's neither).

Its easy to look at alex ze pirate and laugh at how sonichu is so much better but the fact remains sonichu is a success with its target market and beyond.
Sonichu was written because Chris wanted to make a cartoon....but couldn't so wrote comics. His target audience was pretty much himself so he catered to wish fulfillment, built a universe he was comfortable with that ( a hug box to fulfill his fantasy's) and wrote simple story's that appealed to him. The darker elements of the sonichu universe only really turned up with troll involvement, I dont think Chris ever really thought sonichu would ever become a thing but in its own stupid laughable way its become quite a success and has generated a pretty decent payday for Chris.
Dobson went down a similar road, designed a universe catering to wish fulfillment, built a universe that made no sense to anyone other than him and wrote simple stories that appealed only to him.....but made the assumption his work was worthy of wider audience appeal. He further embraced the fail by assuming that the failure of Alex was not down to his shitty writing and unappealing characters but largely was down to jealous rivals and mean spirited internet trolls.
Hes still randomly throwing out merchandise that appeals to only him in hope others will buy it. Dobbie assumes since he thinks he Attack on titan/ Duck tales mash up is awesome then others will and will want to by the mug. Rather than asking he few deviantart fans what they would buy or like to see he just churns out content that only he would ever take an interest in.
 
For a guy who hates anime and talks shit about how copying the anime style held him back as an artist that sure is one anime inspired reboot.
Also does Dobson get his idea of femininity from watching Ru Pauls Drag Race cause Lesbian Kick and Gypsy are some damn fishy queens.
 
I'm sure I saw that picture a while back, before the redesign announcement...
It's the redesigns he used for like two comics before he stopped making them. No idea if there will be another set of redesigns for the comic reboot.

And midget pirate is in the comic so rarely I honestly keep forgetting he's in it
 
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