💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Jewelsmakerguy]

At the very least Eiichiro Oda had the forethought not to make the world of One Piece our own. Don't get me wrong, some of the technologies used in that series are really out there and all over the place, but at least there is consistency to the madness that is that show, Dobson's pirate story has none. Not to mention that the characters in One Piece have goal, ambitions, back stories, traumas and scars that forged them into who they are. Dobson's character are as deep as a paper cut.

And just as annoying as one too.

 

[pickledance]

I can't believe how much more charming stylistically Dob's older stuff is compared to his new stuff. It was still derivative as all shit, but at least it's not his attempts at American comic book style.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Just think, if he doesn't give up on Alex Ze Pirate, it'd be the only project thing left in his life when he turns fifty.

 

[Bugaboo]

Dobbles seems like one of those people who never really developed an art style because the way he draws things is really inconsistant

 

[The Prince]

Don't. I realized this when I read through the entire series last night. Sam is how Dobson sees himself. He's just as much of an insert as blue bear, the only difference being that instead of strawmen Sam deals with violent horny women all day. Sam is wish-fulfillment. Read AzP with this in mind and it becomes an entirely new comic.

Holy shit, I didn't think of this at all. You actually gave me an idea to edit Dobson into the comics and see how they work out, hold on

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

Careful, Dobbers. Your inflation fetish is showing.

 

[Null]

Careful, Dobbers. Your inflation fetish is showing.

Is this recent? The lineart is awful and he's still doing inflation and lesbian fetishism shit. I can't tell what year this decade he made this.

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

Is this recent? The lineart is awful and he's still doing inflation and lesbian fetishism shit. I can't tell what year this decade he made this.

Nah. Says on the website it was posted 20th April 2008.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, that bit where gold coins are counted as dollars made me laugh but not for the intended reasons.

The famed "pieces of eight" were silver Spanish dollar coins that were often split into smaller, wedge-shaped parts.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Not to mention that the characters in One Piece have goal, ambitions, back stories, traumas and scars that forged them into who they are. Dobson's character are as deep as a paper cut.

Dobson tries to include this in a few archs but it always ends up going nowhere or gets destroyed by his own retarded writing. For example, the arch were Sam goes back to the orphanage was destroyed from the inside by the inclusion of lolcat pirates on a pink Hello Kitty frigate. The lolcats were also a plot point. A PLOT POINT.

 

[JU 199]

 

[Johnny Bravo]

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Just because some women find them interesting doesn't make them good. No one is criticizing them because they appeal to women; they're criticizing them because they're shit, like your comics.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Dobbles seems like one of those people who never really developed an art style because the way he draws things is really inconsistent

Inconsistent nothing. I doubt he even wanted to be a cartoonist to begin with.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

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Speak for yourself, Dobbers. Doubtful he's even played a Kingdom Hearts game, since if he had, his tune would be quite different.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

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Oh you, mo...
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*takes another breath*
*goes out for a smoke*
...rally confused blue plush toy. Do you have any idea why people criticize those books? It is not only because the writing is so horrible, I guess several book editors had to take a prolonged vacation after editing them. It is not only because the movies were the most dragging experiences of my life - and I am including here every time I waited an hour due to a train delay. It is not only because Twilight tainted the entire urban fantasy genre and and made 'vampires suck' so much, they actually made a parody by that name. It is not only because 50 Shades is a horrible misrepresentation of BDSM, written by a under...humped housewife. It is not only because both plots should be put each on a pedestal with a golden "DON'T"-plaque underneath. And it is not only because 50 Shades started as an erotic Twilight fan-fiction and it shows.

It is also because Bella and Anastasia are a pair of hollow self-inserts that pose as dumb doornobs, who are the complete opposite of a "strong female character". They are only there to be admired, to be desired by men that are stronger than they are. They are the female equivalent of the "male power fantasy" SJWs hate so much. They are to women, what the "guy that kills 100 villains guns blazing, saves the damsel in distress and 'claims' her on the corpses of his fallen enemies" is to men.

So either you start complaining about those stories, or you accept them as what they are: Soft core porn. And if you do the latter, think about each and every time you cried sexism, (because Samus has high-heels, or because a character from MG is a chick with a rack and a gun) and reevaluate what you said.

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Except from the position of the two, what exactly did he change?

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[AUTISM INTENSIFIES]

 

[John Titor]

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He must really be desperate for attention.

If he wasn't such an idiot, he would have realized the gameplay was heavily adapted from Final Fantasy and Square Enix did most of the legwork anyway.

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

KH main myth arc is a big JRPG plot Post FFVII wank and people discuss the plot beyond the obvious "LOLNOMURA" , so there is a big part of the fanbase that is into it beyond Disney, funny enough.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

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And the only reason you're posting your latest shit-tier walk-the-justice-plank comic is so we can laugh at you.

Have a fucking nice day. (yes, I know I could have quoted)

 

[Ido]

Dobson confirmed for sucking at Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts then? I mean considering he loves Disney so much it should be up his alley, but since he sucks at video games I can imagine his hatred toward it.

 

[Adamska]

Dobson confirmed for sucking at Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts then? I mean considering he loves Disney so much it should be up his alley, but since he sucks at video games I can imagine his hatred toward it.

He hates it because it didn't come out on the Gamecube most likely, being the massive dick sucking fanboy he is to Nintendo products, which is only beaten by his utter subservience to Apple products.