💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Professor Iris]

Woe is me
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.....how much effort does it take to write a 4 panel strip, again?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It's probably just 1 strip that he inexplicably wrote as 6, just like he made the red button strip 2 instead of 1.

 

[Professor Iris]

Speaking of which, I don't know if he's just lampshading that his blue ballsack is an unlikeable piece of shit in the comics, but yeah. He's outright saying it now.

 

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[Von Clausewitz]

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This is not as cringeworthy as usual.

That said, I have several questions:
1) Why is Dobson trying to tell us: "Don't scorn the 'newbie' for being inexperienced." in the first place?
This should not only be a part of 'basic human empathy', but I think the last 40 years of 'Sesame Street' and every single cartoon ever (that had a 'Sonic sez'-segment) covered this 'enlightenment' already. If he gets even more basic, he tells us to "Wipe after you poop!".

2) Why did he put an explanation beneath the comic?
Does he really think that someone might not get what he is trying to say here?

3) Why is Dobson comparing 'competitive gaming' with 'learning to drive'?
What is the worst that can happen, when you really suck at games?
You loose.
What is the worst that can happen, when you really suck at driving?
People die.

3) What has the type of transmission to do how 'casual' your car is?

I'm actually not sure if he has. He mostly likes to play this one.

EDIT: The fb posts are available. Decided to remove the twitter one since it wasn't made by Dobson himself.

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Then don't bring it up by yourself!

If you would be a decent guy or at least trying to grow as an artist, nobody would care about your inflation fetish - apart from poking fun at it, once in a while. It's not that you have a flaw here and there and people are just trolls and over-exaggerate them: You have literally not a single redeeming quality.

 

[Accel_Rider]

The irony here is that Dobson is exactly the type of man who'll call student driver noobs

 

[Positron]

It is worth it to invest in bug spray for mosquitoes, but to get rid of a Preston infestation, such as at a con, all it takes is tap water, and one spray appears to get rid of him permanently.

Fun off-topic fact: there is an insect called the Dobsonfly which is pretty awesome.
And unlike the Dobsonbear they thrive on water.

 

[Jared]

Andrew Dobson still can't shade with anything other than straight black

 

[Kabobs]

Andrew Dobson still can't shade with anything other than straight black

Because he's lazy and likes to use shortcuts such as doing everything on one layer.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

=> Wow, this is SO very surprising!

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It's amazing. People with more than one brain cell are the least likely to pay me for the abortions I call art.

 

[Accel_Rider]

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Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal
Fear is out like cold
Confusing what is real

Are you running out of pitybux, Dobson

 

[Slurms McCorgi]

"Been" and "seen" don't even rhyme!

 

[Positron]

If anybody took the road with you, Dobby, they no longer do now.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

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"Many places I have been"
His house, the grocery store, the nearest McDonalds, a few cons and maybe the comic store around the corner.

"Many sorrows I have seen"
...every morning while looking into the mirror.

"But I don't regret"
...yeah, that sounds about right.

"Nor will I forget"
...he didn't forget the 'Skyrim Pacifism at 10fps is awesome'-thing, he just changed his mind - quietly.

"All who took that road with me."
Took that road? Nah, that implies a journey of some sort. Actually it is more of a 'not moving anywhere while most of the internet is standing around Dobson, marveling at the immovable object he is'-situation.

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[Jewelsmakerguy]

This is not as cringeworthy as usual.

Call it a hunch, but maybe it's because he's not drawing faces in this one.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

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Isn't Dobson in his 30's?

This is the kind of cringey shit you see from edgy teenagers.

At least those teenagers draw more than Dobson though.

 

[Ruin]

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Dobson writes Thonis poetry now?

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Dobson writes Thonis poetry now?

It's Dobson. He isn't writing anything. He is just being trying to be melodramatic and quoting from a song...

...I wonder, if he is going to suicide bait again.

 

[JU 199]

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