💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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So is Dobson gay now or what? The gay marriage thing feels like it was months ago and the other tweeter he's talking with has a trans flag because they're trans yet he has the pride flag
 
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Because he heard an obviously fake rumor that a character in mgs v might be trans and first he started ranting about how Kojima can do anything without being criticized because he's famous and actually talented at what he does, then it eventually evolved into him saying that all japanese people are insensitive monsters that should all be sent to (sensitivity) camps. It's hilarious to note that he's mad because he believes trans people are being represented unfavorably, while he himself has portrayed lesbians in an objective, downright insulting manner.

Also remember that he defends Metroid: Other M on its story. I know I've stated it before, but it's just so fucking funny to see him try to be an SJW with that particular statement. Especially when he criticizes the Japanese while defending a game that was intentionally designed to appeal to Japanese audiences by making Samus a subservient and obedient person, especially towards the men of the unit she works with in that game. Especially to the leader, Adam. To the point where she takes his authorizations to the letter and will do shit like let other men die before being told to use her weapon (Grapple beam), and letting herself melt to death (Varia Suit).

That's what I think is the maraschino cherry on top of the sundae of fail that is Dobbo's hypocrisy.

So is Dobson gay now or what? The gay marriage thing feels like it was months ago and the other tweeter he's talking with has a trans flag because they're trans.

He desperately wants Brianna Wu to give him the time of day, even though that particular cow has nothing to gain from acknowledging a pasty eggheaded fedora wearer. Hell, Wu has basically told him to fuck off, which caused him to sob much butter. He wants that attention mainly because he's trying to leech onto the SJW phenomena to get himself propelled forward as an artist, even though he at best puts 0.001% of his effort in art nowadays (Whereas he used to quarter ass stuff). Basically he wants to use her and other SJWs to get other retarded manchildren to give him money so he can sit on his fat ass playing Skyrim on a mac eating Chicken McNuggets for 30 days a month. Then shit out a quick and lazy sketch and go "yup, imma artist!"
 
If there's one thing Dobson is good at, it's failure. Failure as an artist, failure as an SJW, failure as a human being. He never ceases to amaze and confuse me.
 
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So is Dobson gay now or what? The gay marriage thing feels like it was months ago and the other tweeter he's talking with has a trans flag because they're trans.

He likes to fap to lesbians. Especially underage lesbians. He's been rejected by biological women, so is now trying to get some fake vagina from people like John Flynt.
 
Of course he ships them...

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It's also cute that you think you're a relevant artist when you haven't improved since 2005

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> Erotic Gems
> Pearl and Rose
Also Pearl's look is familiar...

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Without going into too much, while they're still a lot older than they look, Dobson's still applying "erotic" to art involving someone who looked exactly like a 13-14 year old at the time. Classy.
 
God.

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Dammit.

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Dobbles.

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UUUUUUUGH

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The autistic sometimes get aggravated and confused by loud noises. It's understandable that dobby would feel like that.
 
Of course he ships them...

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It's also cute that you think you're a relevant artist when you haven't improved since 2005

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Why is he trying so hard to be funny and relatable when he knows people detest him immensely? How big is his actual fanbase even? It can't be more than a hundered, look at those retweet/fav numbers.

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So are your comics, but I never see you talking about that
 
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Of course he ships them...

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Every post he makes on lesbians have "creepy pervert" vibes that are so bad that I can smell them through my monitor. He actually creeps me out slightly more than some of the other cows in that respect, and I can't understand why.

It's also cute that you think you're a relevant artist when you haven't improved since 2005

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I was going to joke that you have to actually make art to be an artist, you know, considering how fond he is of just editing the text of a comic and calling that "New". Or the fact that he spends 99.7% of his time bawling like a bitch on twitter rather than do art. Or the fact that he waits until the very end of the month to create something most people could bang out in a half hour, and has ignored schedules even then. Or the fact that he tries to price gouge and bitches that his patrons spend one welfare buck to dump his garbage out into the public.

Then this post and that made me realize Dobbo was never an artist. Not really. He never could learn anything at that school; he just put up the techniques they forced into him and let that rot away. So really Dobbo has always been a hack creep eggman.
 
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