💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Ruin]

Or a super soaker fight with friends. Great way to cool off, traumatic for Dobbers.

The inventor of the super soaker was a black man. Maybe there's another reason Nookie Bear hates them hmm?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I love how he compares his getting spritzed with a spray bottle to Korra's battle against someone who almost managed to kill her and actually ended up disabling her for months after he was defeated.

I actually missed this, but it actually makes his whining even more autistic.

Dobson is whining about PTSD from getting harassed by some heckler troll at a con (by getting sprayed with water, no less), and he chooses, of all things to compare his "trauma" to, a fucking animated cartoon. For the love of Azir I will be fucking surprised if Dobson actually doesn't have a Tumblr.

 

[chimcat]

For the love of Azir I will be fucking surprised if Dobson actually doesn't have a Tumblr.

Iirc, no one on tumblr likes him.

 

[Professor Iris]

This is fucking real

If used in the context of SJWs, I will fucking burn those in front of whoever hands me them. Don't worry, I'll work my way up from green to red in 5 seconds, because I don't give a shit what some TumblrTard has to say to me.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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I am very doubtful Dobby has a single close friend, in fact I would be surprised if Dobby had one friend he talked regularly with in person.

 

[JU 199]

"The more you know who you are, and what you want, the easier it is to place blame on the trolls."

The elevator scene

The shower scene

 

[PeteyCoffee]

The buttons are an extension of the concept of "creeper cards", which are an invention of SJW to keep sexist shitlords at bay. When entering a conference/convention/party/etc. you are handed three paper cards, a green, a yellow and a red one. These are to be used as follows:

• Showing someone the green card means: "I really appreciated you praising my talk about Revolution 60 and you did a great job at checking your privilege! Kudos, keep on truckin!"
• Yellow card: "Don't you dare glancing lustfully at my boobs one more time! You're lucky I left my chainsaw at home! Now go away, repent, check your privilege, get sexchange and never come into my field of vision again for the rest of your life."
• Red card: "Your disagreeing with my point that Gamergaters should be shot at sight makes you a number one traitor! Wait for the SJW stormtroopers to swoop down on you and escort you to the execution grounds."

Spoiler

BTW the Gamergatriarchy responded by turning "getting red cards" into a competition sport, that is, whoever gets shown the most red cards during a convention wins.

In my experience, women who say "any man who glances at me is a creep" are often the same ones who cry everyday over their sexual frustrations and because no man will pay them any attention.

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

Great friendship you guys have.

That great that he can't even spell BrianNa.

 

[MMX]

In my experience, women who say "any man who glances at me is a creep" are often the same ones who cry everyday over their sexual frustrations and because no man will pay them any attention.

In my experience there actually the ones who spend all the staring at men trying desperately to get attention whilst reporting the few glances and polite acknowledgment they get as out right sexual harassment and oppression.

 

[Male Idiot]

I love how he compares his getting spritzed with a spray bottle to Korra's battle against someone who almost managed to kill her and actually ended up disabling her for months after he was defeated.

Dobby, you don't have PTSD. you're just overly sensitive and have an ego that is easily bruised. People have gone through more humiliating things and survived.
Nothing new here, but he just straight up loves the attention.
Without all of it, trolls and all, he'd literally be no one.

I know Korra is an imaginary character, but lets see her "incidents" :
-Tortured by a terrorist leader.
-Betrayed by her uncle who tries to have her father executed and imprisons him and invades her people.
-Having another group of terrorists poison her, try to strangle her which actually results in her being disabled from the waist down so she can't even walk.
-Having to recover herself from said disablement to face a former ally turned evil dictator. And her army of mechs.
-Also, various bad guys who try to abduct her, beat the magic out of her or outright murder her.

Lets see how a fictional blue bear is doing:
-Was sprayed with water in the face. He had to clean his glasses.
-Had mean things said to him on the internet.


Surely we evil trolls can all see how Dobson suffered so much, even worse than Korra? She may have been disabled and almost killed dozens of times, but Dobson got sprayed! With WATER!
I mean, what's being poisoned and than having the air sucked out of your lung compared to nobodies who you never even heard of before saying mean things on the internet to you?

I actually missed this, but it actually makes his whining even more autistic.

Dobson is whining about PTSD from getting harassed by some heckler troll at a con (by getting sprayed with water, no less), and he chooses, of all things to compare his "trauma" to, a fucking animated cartoon. For the love of Azir I will be fucking surprised if Dobson actually doesn't have a Tumblr.

This is Dobbo. Anime is all he has, no matter how much he hates it.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

So Dobson thinks his PTSD is comparable to that of a young cartoon girl tasked with saving the world. K.

 

[Belvedere]

I alwaus love how he just sits there like a fat little mash mellow instead of lashing out a the guy like a normal person would.

True, and the crazy part is that even if the water itself is harmless, any self respecting artist would react to at the very least protect the work that in on display on the table from getting wet, that is a far more legitimate reason to get angry and wail at the guy for ruining the comics.

But Dobson stays there taking it in the face, frozen. As you point out, any normal person would at the very least do something:

"Officer I'm sorry I grabbed the guy by the wrist and slammed his face repeatedly against the table but I was scared since he was wearing a mask I didn't know what was on that bottle so I reacted on instinct." (Good self defense argument as any.)

Hell I would even have a tiny shred of respect for Dobson if he at the very least had chased the guy but since the video cuts right after the incident it is safe to deduce Dobson did nothing.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

True, and the crazy part is that even if the water itself is harmless, any self respecting artist would react to at the very least protect the work that in on display on the table from getting wet, that is a far more legitimate reason to get angry and wail at the guy for ruining the comics.

That is a good point. A lot of artists out at conventions often put a lot of time and effort using high quality materials to make the prints they bring out, since going out to cons and stuff is usually the best way to boost your audience and you want to make the best impression possible, especially if you end up selling some of it for an immediate profit. The fact that Dobson took more offense at the harmless prank than the fact that it could've damaged his merchandise (the thing that would lead to him furthering what little career he had back then) probably shows how much of a damn he gives to his artwork... which is to say none at all.

 

[Male Idiot]

I can't blame him for not throwing a fit. If I was shot with water, I would most likely be stunned by the sheer absurdity of it. Since I live in a very peaceful place, I would not think it was anything but water. I would most likely not give a crap about it at all, or just say something rude. Waterspraying is so tame, its not even worth beating someone up over.

Dobby of course develops PTSD from it. Totally legit! I can blame him for making that crap up very much so.


Guys. It was Dobson's merchandise. Made of the shittiest paper and damaged the moment his "art" was printed on it beyond the hope of salvation.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

This is fucking real

Although I shake my head at these buttons and don't think they are the right way to go, when it comes to social anxiety, I can see that there are people who might feel safer at cons using them (although those people are still making asses out of themselves). These cards however are just passive aggressive shit and handing over one of them, does not accomplish nor resolve anything.

I still prefer to flip people the bird.

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Hehehe... hahahahaha.... A-HAHA-HAHAHA!
*coughs* Sorry... the madness of this tweet got to me for a moment.

Either Dobson really needs to reevaluate his definition of the word "Friend" or how tight his grip on reality is. But on the other side, I really want this to be true. Just imagine Dobson drawing comics for Wu! What marvelous train wrecks could we behold?

I am 99% positive the "PTSD" Dobson references is a result of the horrendous "assault" Dobson suffered when some cool guy spritzed him with water.

A small selection of tweets.

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I would really like to take a look at these "PTSD papers". I'm pretty sure they don't exist or he lied out his ass to get the psychiatrist to make the diagnosis, because no self-respecting person would say anything Dobson has experienced remotely qualifies for PTSD.

I heard that if you persuade yourself long enough, that you have a certain metal disorder you will sooner or later develop it. But if he is really believing, that a squirt bottle full of water gave him PTSD, he as much serious, underlying issues to deal with.

 

[AnOminous]

In my experience, women who say "any man who glances at me is a creep" are often the same ones who cry everyday over their sexual frustrations and because no man will pay them any attention.

It's almost like there's a causal connection or something.

 

[Bugaboo]

I guess when I sprayed the hermit crabs with water to get the humdity up to an acceptable level in their tank I was assulting them and they all got PTSD

 

[JU 199]

That explains allot (retweet)

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Although I shake my head at these buttons and don't think they are the right way to go, when it comes to social anxiety, I can see that there are people who might feel safer at cons using them (although those people are still making asses out of themselves). These cards however are just passive aggressive shit and handing over one of them, does not accomplish nor resolve anything.

I still prefer to flip people the bird.
Hehehe... hahahahaha.... A-HAHA-HAHAHA!
*coughs* Sorry... the madness of this tweet got to me for a moment.

Either Dobson really needs to reevaluate his definition of the word "Friend" or how tight his grip on reality is. But on the other side, I really want this to be true. Just imagine Dobson drawing comics for Wu! What marvelous train wrecks could we behold?

I heard that if you persuade yourself long enough, that you have a certain metal disorder you will sooner or later develop it. But if he is really believing, that a squirt bottle full of water gave him PTSD, he as much serious, underlying issues to deal with.

I think that might be this - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocebo

 

[zedkissed60]

here we go again

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So, Dobson, you're "friends" but you don't know how to spell his name?