💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Foltest dijo:
no. no no nonononono nonoonono. Nothing can be this fucking lame.
Also, she can't be halfcat. Then she wouldn't look like a NORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Andrea Catsdottir is going to grow up to be one fucked up individual. Driven mad by her greyscale, she'll slaughter the whole of Whiterun because some cis scum Nord male implied that her daddy was a bonehead because of his attempts to bring justice ended in the deaths of many innocents.
 
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MayMay dijo:
DOBSON: Now, little Andrea. You have done well to learn of the dangers of the world that you can just bypass with mods but there is one other terrible monster you need to know of... The troll.

ANDREA: You mean like those frost trolls? They all sound so scary but it'll be okay if I use fire, won't it?

DOBSON: No, my young lesbian Skyrim daughter, I speak of... the Patreon Troll. The foulest blight known to Tamriel, they pretend to pledge a dollar so they can steal my art and spread it around even though I'm telling people to spread them around and even dare to point out the complete contradiction of treating Patreon like a paywall when I said I wanted to keep my stuff free for everyone...

ANDREA: Wow, that sounds stupid...

Five minutes later Andrea was found roasting over a fire in the local inn.
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Dobbys daughter is named Andrea? I wonder if he named her after this Andrea.
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Ruin dijo:
He has to be fucking with us. No one is that pathetic.
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I used to think he posted all this shit to fuck with us but he cant really do that without looking like a exceptional and boring fuck to his few loyal followers.
Whilst they are few and higher exceptional his fans really do matter to him. They are the only thing he has to show those mean jock kids that bullied him that his entire life has been a complete fucking misfire.
 
Ass Manager 3000 dijo:
Well fuck me sideways
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I wouldn't be surprised, if there is even a shred of truth in this.
I have no troubles to imagine that Dobson is approaching a Wu-Singularity here:

1) More people jump on the bandwagon and troll Dobson
2) Dobson whines about how much harassment he faces
3) Dobson gains in popularity
4) Dobson starts to fake-troll himself
5) Goto 1)
 
Ass Manager 3000 dijo:
Uhhhh

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I don't know, if I was constantly misgendered and there was absolutely no way around it unless I lifted some dumbass tumblr-godmother curse I think it'd just learn to live with it (might be just me). It wouldn't be the fault of the people misgedering but Dobson will probably use it as an "OH MY GOD, YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON FOR MISGENDERING ME, BAWWWWWW", and then lesbian kick them in the face. Nothing good/witty will come out of that. Really, who the hell would curse someone with that, of all things? Oh right, Dobson.
 
Make a point about how misgendering is bad...

By making a running gag that people misgender a cis woman. Let me repeat for it bears repeating.

He wants to make a point over how misgendering trans women is bad and all... using a CIS woman. Talk about missing the point!
 
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Uhhhh

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Is it christmas already? This is more insipid and foolish then I ever hoped for, even in my wildest dreams!
I'm loving it!

I'm looking forward to He-Man-like post-cartoon morals akin to "Misgendering is a serious issue and one should not do it, since it's rude!".
The best part: Dobson actually thinks he can lecture people on "relevant" and "progressive" topics such as misgendering, he actually, genuinely thinks he can pull that off in a worthwhile manner.

Now, the only chance this comic ever had to be even somewhat successfull would have been to ditch the social commentary, not use it as a soapbox and just grind as much fun as possible out of this stale concept.
Dobson, on the other hand, chose to pretty much ruin this comic from the get go with the exact same shit that botched his SYAC-nonsense.
I'm going to be so entertained if this ever takes off.
 
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