💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Belvedere]

Most artists who include homage to previous works or authors, do so after such works or authors who have stood the test of time. Dobson in a expected lack of subtlety or criteria does so to one of the worst scam artist and liars we have today.

Here is an idea Dobson: In your story it is later revealed that "Sarkeesland" is just a puppet state under the control of the shadowy kingdom of "M'kintoshia", but who are we kidding, that would assume this Alex Ze Pirate reboot is going to go anywhere. Knowing Dobson, this is just another stupid project that'll never get off the ground.

Spoiler: Appropriate

i really hope one day anita is looked down at by a majority, and watch as dooby backpedal.
i want to see what he does when he realizes he makes more money from people who aren't SJWs than from people who are.

Don't worry, it'll come to pass. Sarkeesian will have her day of reckoning and Dobson will backpedal as all the times he had to backpedal prior. The guy is like a compass that always points to the incorrect path.

 

[Henry Bemis]

The guy is like a compass that always points to the incorrect path.

His needle's always pointing south, if'n' ya know what I mean.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Here is an idea Dobson: In your story it is later revealed that "Sarkeesland" is just a puppet state under the control of the shadowy kingdom of "M'kintoshia", but who are we kidding, that would assume this Alex Ze Pirate reboot is going to go anywhere. Knowing Dobson, this is just another stupid project that'll never get off the ground.

That's implying it's even gone anywhere to begin with. We don't even know how different these characters are this time around, according to him.

 

[Cucky]

[MEDIA=twitter]627469234931568640[/MEDIA]That's so fucking sad. He's a self-confirming tool.

Yeah he sure showed us. I haven't witnessed such a sick burn since Chris beat Mary-Lee Walsh in Soul Calibur... Is this guy for real?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Most artists who include homage to previous works or authors, do so after such works or authors who have stood the test of time. Dobson in a expected lack of subtlety or criteria does so to one of the worst scam artist and liars we have today.

Here is an idea Dobson: In your story it is later revealed that "Sarkeesland" is just a puppet state under the control of the shadowy kingdom of "M'kintoshia", but who are we kidding, that would assume this Alex Ze Pirate reboot is going to go anywhere. Knowing Dobson, this is just another stupid project that'll never get off the ground.

Spoiler: Appropriate

Don't worry, it'll come to pass. Sarkeesian will have her day of reckoning and Dobson will backpedal as all the times he had to backpedal prior. The guy is like a compass that always points to the incorrect path.

I'm probably wrong, but I can't see anyone who sides so ardently with SJWs recovering when their boat inevitably sinks (and it will, because their idiotic terminology is only bested by how absolutely retarded some of their reasoning and blameshifting is). They've invested so much into such stupid ideas that I just can't see it working out in the end.

 

[JU 199]

Is this guy for real?

Apparently he is, yet- (retweet)
Why is he strawmaning his own potions? does he even understand what the comics point is? fucks sake dobson.

 

[Gensdupays]

How, even in Dobby's sick little mind, does inserting Sarkeesian into his own story give the middle finger to people against her? It really is like Chris beating up MLW.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Apparently he is, yet- (retweet)
[MEDIA=twitter]627521322621337600[/MEDIA]Why is he strawmaning his own potions? does he even understand what the comics point is? fucks sake dobson.

That doesn't even make sense as a strawman. This artist assumes that all houses deserve to be wet, that being wet is good for houses when it actually causes mold. It would make more sense if he was handing food to a fat rich guy while a skinny homeless guy sits near by.

 

[Stud2Stud]

That's implying it's even gone anywhere to begin with. We don't even know how different these characters are this time around, according to him.

The weird thing is: I'm actually hoping this thing takes off. I want to see the horrible art, read the horrible dialogue, experience the horrible story and watch the awkward interaction of horrible characters... Just imagine the fun we could have with an ongoing webcomic that gets released at a tight scheduahahahaha.... yeah. Nah. Even if there was a reboot, the release pattern would be worse than Kentaro Miura's.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

The weird thing is: I'm actually hoping this thing takes off. I want to see the horrible art, read the horrible dialogue, experience the horrible story and watch the awkward interaction of horrible characters... Just imagine the fun we could have with an ongoing webcomic that gets released at a tight scheduahahahaha.... yeah. Nah. Even if there was a reboot, the release pattern would be worse than Kentaro Miura's.

I am interested to see where he goes with this, if anywhere. This might be a thing where he keeps releasing pieces of the map and "brand new character designs" but never actually creates content.

 

[JU 199]

The weird thing is: I'm actually hoping this thing takes off. I want to see the horrible art, read the horrible dialogue, experience the horrible story and watch the awkward interaction of horrible characters... Just imagine the fun we could have with an ongoing webcomic that gets released at a tight scheduahahahaha.... yeah. Nah. Even if there was a reboot, the release pattern would be worse than Kentaro Miura's.

I hope it blossoms into the sonichu analog it was always meant to be!

 

[Stud2Stud]

I am interested to see where he goes with this, if anywhere. This might be a thing where he keeps releasing pieces of the map and "brand new character designs" but never actually creates content.

Yeah; and the weird thing is, his old designs were bland as fuck and his art sucked... But it's superior to his new renditions. I can't even fathom how that works. The few new images we have of LesbianKick and Gypsypirate make them look really bad.

One of the biggest complaints (outside of the shoddy art) seems to be how inconsistent the old comic was. It seems it was all over the place, when it comes to themes and ideas. It was kinda an ongoing comic with a plot, but also a soapbox for current issues (like the infamous LesbianKick-strip)...
I am wondering if Dobs will manage to do it right this time and stick with a certain theme. It might be a light entertainment comic about social commentary, it could be a plot-heavy story-driven (for lack of a better word) "saga" but it can't be both.

So, in short, I am looking forward to the ways Dobs will fuck this up... and I kinda hope to see him try for once and see where that gets him.

I hope it blossoms into the sonichu analog it was always meant to be!

Now, lets not get ahead of ourselves... Sonichu was entertaining, Dobs has to deliver proof he's capable of doing more than SMUG and PUNCHABLE.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

You couldn't be more transparent if you tried, Dobby boy.

 

[fishercat]

You couldn't be more transparent if you tried, Dobby boy.

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Didn't he already use that picture? Christ, he can't even put any effort into finding cutesy motivational images.

 

[CrimsonKnight]

Yeah; and the weird thing is, his old designs were bland as fuck and his art sucked... But it's superior to his new renditions. I can't even fathom how that works. The few new images we have of LesbianKick and Gypsypirate make them look really bad.

One of the biggest complaints (outside of the shoddy art) seems to be how inconsistent the old comic was. It seems it was all over the place, when it comes to themes and ideas. It was kinda an ongoing comic with a plot, but also a soapbox for current issues (like the infamous LesbianKick-strip)...
I am wondering if Dobs will manage to do it right this time and stick with a certain theme. It might be a light entertainment comic about social commentary, it could be a plot-heavy story-driven (for lack of a better word) "saga" but it can't be both.

So, in short, I am looking forward to the ways Dobs will fuck this up... and I kinda hope to see him try for once and see where that gets him.


Now, lets not get ahead of ourselves... Sonichu was entertaining, Dobs has to deliver proof he's capable of doing more than SMUG and PUNCHABLE.

Ah, that Lesbian Kick one. Miss California should Heterosexual Kick Dobs in the face. Besides, when doesn't Dobson make anything that isn't smug and punchable.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Didn't he already use that picture? Christ, he can't even put any effort into finding cutesy motivational images.

She didn't even want or need motivation though! It was just her saying "hey, check out this pic of me in an outfit I like and kinda a goofy expression". But of course, Dobby just had to come to the "rescue" and say "yoire expression isn't goofy, please don't hate yourself. I'm here for you. "

 

[D.Angus]

She didn't even want or need motivation though! It was just her saying "hey, check out this pic of me in an outfit I like and kinda a goofy expression". But of course, Dobby just had to come to the "rescue" and say "yoire expression isn't goofy, please don't hate yourself. I'm here for you. "

You forgot "M'lady"

 

[Stud2Stud]

She didn't even want or need motivation though! It was just her saying "hey, check out this pic of me in an outfit I like and kinda a goofy expression". But of course, Dobby just had to come to the "rescue" and say "yoire expression isn't goofy, please don't hate yourself. I'm here for you. "

It might be a bit assbackwards logic I'm using due to being a bit tired, but it seems like by doing this, he actually achieves the opposite by aknowledging her "goofy face" and telling her to not feel bad about it. Sorta.

It's like telling someone in a wheelchair that you "like cripples just as much as normal people" and think you're empowering him.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

You forgot "M'lady"

I wonder if the women he follows actually fall for his act. Either way, I feel sorry for them.

 

[Ido]

I found this on Facebook this morning, it got shared/liked quite a few times (for something he made, anyway), there was an inflation joke in the comments but I didn't have the patience to find it again. Just thought it was interesting is all, forgive me if it's already been posted (I know a tumblr caption has been).

And yes, my FB language is set to pirate English.