💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[JU 199]

'Yeah, could you retroactively change your multi-million dollar marketing campaign for me? thanks'
Lesbians! (retweet)

 

[Stud2Stud]

Honestly whos gonna pay $22 for that shirt anyway.
The demand for a mighty max and mad max crossover is limited to one person
......Dobson

Whats the odds he give shit like this as Christmas gifts.

I bet I'm not the only one imagining Dobs' parents own a storage compartement, where they store all the secretly purchased Dobmerch.

I can't think of more a boner-killer than an Andrew Dobson illustration.

I'll just say 2 words:
"erotic photography"

Looks like there is a wallpaper coming.

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"So, I didn't bother working on something I knew I had to do for a whole month, so I'm gonna put a really poor image together, but you'll lap it up nonetheless, right?"
Clearly, Disney can't wait to pick up this awesome artist...

 

[Male Idiot]

'Yeah, could you retroactively change your multi-million dollar marketing campaign for me? thanks'
[MEDIA=twitter]627283385228984320[/MEDIA]Lesbians! (retweet)
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Oh my anatomy, those thighs! Can not unsee! Dobson found another artist as shitty as him!

Apparently not resisting arrest is now racist. Murika, never change.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Andrew Dobson, master of comedy:
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Now, here I thought the species was called "Kajite"...

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Yeah, resisting arrest will always lead to bad outcome, and in a lot of recent cases: death of the perp for no goddamned reason.
Surely, just complying and get treated like shit sucks hard, but I'd say it beats getting shot in the face.

But nah, screw that shit. We have seen what even mild resistance can lead to, so let's protest that by resisting even more while wondering why this hatefilled violence spiral just accelerates out of control. Thank god we have Twitter to solve these kinds of issues for us!

 

[MayMay]

You know, Avengers meets Hitman might be a bit random as a crossover but with that font in mind? It'd still be a far more intelligent and funny crossover than just about anything Dobby's done.

 

[JU 199]

retweets
More lesbians

 

[AnOminous]

Now, here I thought the species was called "Kajite"...

Yeah, resisting arrest will always lead to bad outcome, and in a lot of recent cases: death of the perp for no goddamned reason.

This. 100% of the fucking time, resisting arrest is at BEST going to result in you not just getting your ass kicked, but looking at additional felony charges. Only a stupid white man who has never been arrested would give utter shit advice like this.

But hey, if it's the source they're bitching about, how about the fact Chris Rock basically said exactly the same fucking thing years ago?

There is not a damn thing in this that is not good advice.

 

[JU 199]

'NOTICE ME SENPAI'
That's so fucking sad. He's a self-confirming tool.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

New Dobby tweet.

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And so Dobby can't just get a new computer why? I mean if it's that slow, I think it's time to upgrade.

 

[MayMay]

So we can confirm that shit like "Sapphos" and such aren't jokes.

He really is that fucking pathetic.

 

[JU 199]

He really is that fucking pathetic.

He's managed to lower the bar for himself again. I'm genuinely stunned.

 

[chimpburgers]

And so Dobby can't just get a new computer why? I mean if it's that slow, I think it's time to upgrade.

That $134 a month on Patreon he gets now is chump change to him and he's obsessed with doing fuck all with his free time.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That $134 a month on Patreon he gets now is chump change to him and he's obsessed with doing fuck all with his free time.

Well, maybe if someone were to force him to draw better, maybe that would change.

But I doubt it.

 

[MayMay]

He's managed to lower the bar for himself again. I'm genuinely stunned.

You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator...

Unless of course you're a lazy hack who couldn't be arsed to keep up with a very easy pledge goal. You had a whole month for that wallpaper, Dobby. Where is it?

 

[JU 199]

That $134 a month on Patreon he gets now is chump change to him and he's obsessed with doing fuck all with his free time.

He gets more pittybux for doing fuck all.

You had a whole month for that wallpaper, Dobby. Where is it?

Yeah, where the fuck is it?

 

[AnOminous]

So we can confirm that shit like "Sapphos" and such aren't jokes.

He really is that fucking pathetic.

Remember, when a normal guy openly flaunts a lesbian fetish, he's a creepy, fat neckbeard.

When a creepy, fat neckbeard who is an SJW openly flaunts a lesbian fetish, he's being progressive.

 

[ZehnBoat]

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i don't see the problem with this
black people just need to "listen and believe" the cops

 

[JU 199]

You had a whole month for that wallpaper, Dobby. Where is it?

It's worth asking him

 

[Count groudon]

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Maybe because they were drawn to be menacing and make her look like a victim?

 

[JU 199]

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