💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Jewelsmakerguy]

If only, though that would give him time to go on his inane Twitter rampages instead. So we'd have to pay him to stop drawing and to stop tweeting.

Even then, I'm sure he'd continue. And it'd only get worse from there.

Off topic, but I'm still shocked he's not even considered making a tumblr.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Off topic, but I'm still shocked he's not even considered making a tumblr.

Maybe he knows the trolls would find it quickly. Even if he posted art not found on his dA or Patreon there his style is so damn derivative it would be recognized instantly. Twitter seems to satisfy his needs well enough.

 

[Chuggernaut]

I'm not sure Zelda deserves to be among the low hanging fruit, so I edited this slightly:

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Are you implying that SMB3 is a poorly designed game and DA2 is not? Because if so, I will slit you up the middle. For serious homie, nobody says that about Mario 3. IT GOT ME TO SIT THROUGJ THE WIZARD.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Dobby and Wu senpai have finally became a parody of themselves (A retweeted post):

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Are you implying that SMB3 is a poorly designed game and DA2 is not? Because if so, I will slit you up the middle. For serious homie, nobody says that about Mario 3. IT GOT ME TO SIT THROUGJ THE WIZARD.

TBH I couldn't think of a good game to replace it with. I almost put in Skyrim, bot for all its faults it was a huge commercial and critical success. If you've got MS Paint feel free to change it.

Dobby and Wu senpai have finally became a parody of themselves (A retweeted post):
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No one cares what you think, Wu. Video games are for everyone.

 

[MayMay]

Are you implying that SMB3 is a poorly designed game and DA2 is not? Because if so, I will slit you up the middle. For serious homie, nobody says that about Mario 3. IT GOT ME TO SIT THROUGJ THE WIZARD.

It's too hard for Dobbers too.

Like that one level that loops again and again until you use a Raccoon suit to fly up the top I think with a koopa shell too? He'd never figure that one out alone... and would probably block anyone who told him how to do it.

@TatsunoKuri I'm just glad that none of my faves are the sort Nookie pays attention to at all. Maybe because almost all of them are assholes...

 

[Barley]

Even then, I'm sure he'd continue. And it'd only get worse from there.

Off topic, but I'm still shocked he's not even considered making a tumblr.

He mentioned having a Tumblr some days ago, told one of his SJW "friends" he reblogged a picture there.

Dobby and Wu senpai have finally became a parody of themselves (A retweeted post):
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So Dobson approves that all men should be banned from videogames? Is there any chance that he simply re-tweets his feminist friends but never actually reads the things he re-tweets?

 

[Pocoyo]

So Dobson approves that all men should be banned from videogames? Is there any chance that he simply re-tweets his feminist friends but never actually reads the things he re-tweets?

Nor he realizes that would mean that he himself wouldn't be allowed to play videogames.

 

[AnOminous]

That's basically it. It's totally superficial. His point is simply "hey, this name sounds very slightly like that name".

He also had to pick the most eminently forgettable cartoon in existence. I wouldn't have even recognized that without reading this thread.

I doubt anyone has even thought about that piece of shit since it died.

 

[Male Idiot]

He must think he can blow Wu while that idiot plays video games if he buttlicks hard enough.

Both of them are so pathetic, its barely even funny.

 

[MMX]

He also had to pick the most eminently forgettable cartoon in existence. I wouldn't have even recognized that without reading this thread.

I doubt anyone has even thought about that piece of shit since it died.

I know its still not the most well know of characters but if he had crossed Mad Max Rockatansky with Tiny Toons Montana max atleast people would have had a better chance at finding some level of joke.

Basically that....leather jacket or duster....sawn off shotgun. Job done.
But Dobson just made lazy tweaks to a design and slapped the word max on it......pure dobson.

Lets not forget his whole interest for Mad Max was sparked during the whole "imperator wu" period. He just wanted to shit something out to impress Senpai.

 

[Positron]

Nor he realizes that would mean that he himself wouldn't be allowed to play videogames.

Does anyone call Dobson a man anymore?

 

[tepid]

Lets not forget his whole interest for Mad Max was sparked during the whole "imperator wu" period. He just wanted to shit something out to impress Senpai.

Some fan art of some white CIS male isn't gonna impress Imperator Wu… especially if you post it behind a pay wall at the time and only in public months later when she's moved on to another fad.

Dobson, when will he ever learn.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Does anyone call Dobson a man anymore?

No, unless you count people who add child to the end of that.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Guess what Dobby's next project is?

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Just wanna say, over here in Italy, July officially ends in... like... seven hours.

Must be a quality project that Dobson's shitting out in that time.

(from @Von Clausewitz post)
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Dobson discriminates against the Japanese.

That's the smuggest I've seen him.

Btw what does this sensitivity training look like? Is it an camp for people who offend Dobson?

Dobson's ideal sensitivity training camp is someone being forced to read Alex ze Pirate and So, You're A Cartoonist until they believe wholeheartedly that they are the greatest media ever created ever.

In an alternate universe, Stalin employs Dobson as the head of his Reeducational Facilities. Dobson's artwork is still the same though, because you can't make his artwork more horrifying.

Looks like there is a wallpaper coming.

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If he considers his last wallpaper "extremely detailed" then July's wallpaper is going to make xkcd look like the fucking Last Supper.

 

[JU 199]

I thought Dobby hated violence?

Spoiler: Backup

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Perhaps you didn't understand: he was a medieval SEXIST. If that's not grounds for being murdered and burned publicly, what even is?

 

[MMX]

I thought Dobby hated violence?
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Sexist bard is sentenced to death and immolation but Murderous Lesbian Furry thief is a social justice warrior

Even in Skyrim Dobson sucks

 

[ZehnBoat]

I thought Dobby hated violence?
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SO GUYZ LIEK 1 TIEM THERE WAS THIS GUY AND HE WAS LIKE
I H8T WIMMIN
AND I LIEK KILLED HIM
AND EVERYONE CHAERSD
AND I GOT FREEFOOD FOR LYFE AT SHIKFILLER
ANDI MET OBAMA
AND I GET A FREECOPY OF HALF LIFE 3
AND I MET RAINBOWDESH
AND I WAS TURNED INTO A GOD
I LUV SMACHING THE PAYTREEARCHKEY

 

[Big Nasty]

I thought Dobby hated violence?

No, he doesn't. Violence is good when women do it. It means they are stronk.