💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Strelok dijo:
Can't you just follow the arrows and jam MB1 constantly and get past the intro to DA2? Like I remember it being a weirdo attempt to mix Baldurs Gate and Diablo mechanics that just resulted in dull and easy gameplay during the early game at least.
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Well when you play at 10fps...
 
This is the fight he's probably stuck on and in this video the guy is also playing on casual mode. You don't have a ton of abilities and the game decides what your support character is based on what class you chose. There's no way you should be overwhelmed


The guy beats him in a little over 10 seconds just with pretty much autoattacks.

I thought he might mean the tutorial version of the fight where the storyteller embellishes things but I don't think you can even choose a difficulty until AFTER that fight. Here's a video of the same guy playing the embellished tutorial fight which is technically the first fight of the game. You'll see him choose a difficulty afterwards. This fight is even easier since it's the tutorial.

 
I can't believe I'm defending Dobson but to be fair the PC port of Dragon Age 2 is incredibly poorly optimized and runs like ass. My laptop can easily run a heavily modded Skyrim on high with no problems, but Dragon Age 2 lagged so badly even on medium that I uninstalled it. Imagine how poorly it must run on his Mac.

Come to think of it EA is the perfect company for Dobson. They're both both incredibly incompetent and obsessed with appealing to the lowest common denominator.
 
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Skysora dijo:
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And kick ass at being a mediocre artist too!
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I don't follow Dobson much but his logic is amazing. He chastises a game for being too difficult then when people tell him it shouldn't be that hard he gets defensive? Shit, this isn't so much about his game skill as it is him blaming his failures on the game. It'd be like if someone went to a tailor and said all the pants were too tight and it's the tailor's fault only to have the tailor tell them it's not the pants, they've just gained weight since their last visit. Nobody's laughing because they've gained weight, they're laughing because they were a dick about something and it backfired.
 
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Bullshit. Absolute bullshit. There is no way Dobson managed to beat a Castlevania game, or a Contra game, or a Ninja Gaiden game, or fucking anything beyond Mario and Zelda.

I think we can all take this as confirmation that Dobson is beyond dead weight in every Splatoon game. Let's have a moment of silence to honor the people who had to carry his worthless weight.
 
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