💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Belvedere]

People come from as far as Dobshire just to purchase a pair of Sarkeesland's primary export, world-famous giant hoop earrings.

That is a common misconception, the earring thing is just a PR stun so as to not make the public at large aware of the fact that the only thing that comes out of Sarkeesland borders on a daily basis are several metric tons of male bovine manure.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

If you have the Jewiest last name on the planet (Cohen), I think you can say it.

She's either kidding or trying to subtly tell him off.

 

[tepid]

Can't shake the feeling that at this point Sarkeesland is just some shitty bait to bring in more harassment in the hopes Wu will notice him and his Patreon will get bumped up.

Considering Wu has been boasting all week about people paying her more when she's harassed.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

I bet Sarkeesland is a total dictatorship.

Prediction:
In one epic story arc, Alex Ze Pirate gets involved in repelling the invasion of Sarkeesland.

Somehow a dumb, racist, smelly, sexist and totally incompetent army of white-furred, male trolls managed to lay siege to the glamorous city of Anita Hall. The invaders are lead by a fat, ugly and hypocritical troll named "Tea Biscuit", who threatens to destroy the 'egalitarian matriarchy' of elvish lesbians and to rape their high queen "Ahh-Neeh-Tah" (verbally).

After a lot of (un)funny hijinks the storyline concludes in a final, epic battle at the gates of the Temple of Wu (that mostly happens off-panel because Dobson can't be bothered to draw it). All seems lost, but in the final moment a little, blue bear with a fedora appears out of nowhere and holds a lengthy speech filled with (un)funny punchlines. As silence falls upon the battlefield the trolls realize how true the bears words are and how wrong they were. Finally the trolls decide to become the slaves of the elves.

 

[DracoRincewind]

No Wuberg or Briannaville? Shame on him!

He still has 7/8ths of the map to go. So there is still plenty of time to suck up to Wu sempi.

 

[PacSol]

Actually, in Japanese, "dobe" means "lowest ranking, worst", as in the person who finishes with the worst score on a test, or a sports team that finishes last in their league or conference, or in a tournament.

Which, unlike Dobhead, typically means that they were competent enough to get that far in the first place despite ultimately finishing in the cellar.

 

[AnOminous]

She's either kidding or trying to subtly tell him off.

It may be a sarcastic reference to the fact that CohenBERG is really laying it on extra-thick.

 

[SATC Vortex]

Wutopians must be into guns.
They are always feeling the trigger.

 

[Positron]

Fortress of Inflation
Big Balloon Bay
The Isle of Lesbians
Dyke Crossing
Coast of Dueling Clams
Breast Watch Tower
Sissorwood

Wu-thering Heights
Wu-Dong Mountain
Spraywater Falls
Christmas Island

$100 says the villains come from Trolltopia or something similar.

Den of Art Thieves
Gater Bay

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Wu-thering Heights
Wu-Dong Mountain
Spraywater Falls
Christmas Island

Den of Art Thieves
Gater Bay

Thieves of Patr'eonas

 

[Male Idiot]

These country names make no sense.
One is German, one is Greek, one is Icelandic like.
What kind of continent is this?
On top of that, where are the mountains? The forests? Big lakes? Castles?
That is the most rough draft ass map ever.

It looks like a horrible abortion made from blending Lord of the Rings, Warhammer fantasy and Greece into one autistic abomination. Oh and the Fortress of Domination is like something out of Flash Gordon, I'm sure.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

It looks like a horrible abortion made from blending Lord of the Rings, Warhammer fantasy and Greece into one autistic abomination. Oh and the Fortress of Domination is like something out of Flash Gordon, I'm sure.

Fortress of Domination sounds more like a BDSM joint than anything.

Dobson, is... is there something you're not telling us? Like you're incredibly lazy, or have more than just an inflation fetish or something?

 

[tepid]

This was made in five minute in MS Paint right? Right?

Photoshop actually
Filter > Render > Clouds

Then Posterize > Gradient Map (or fill bucket if you're a dunce)

Spoiler: Literally 1 minute in Photoshop

I think the only thing I like about Dobson's artwork is spotting all his little Photoshop tricks that would have been hot shit in the 90s but really show how his craft hasn't really evolved.

Oh… and his coastline was done using recursive Stroke layer styles, you can tell because the later edges look like ass.

Also "Sapphos"… lemme guess, things get a little sapphic in Sapphos. For a blue bear you're pretty transparent.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Photoshop actually
Filter > Render > Clouds

Then Posterize > Gradient Map (or fill bucket if you're a dunce)

Spoiler: Literally 1 minute in Photoshop

I think the only thing I like about Dobson's artwork is spotting all his little Photoshop tricks that would have been hot shit in the 90s but really show how his craft hasn't really evolved.

Oh… and his coastline was done using recursive Stroke layer styles, you can tell because the later edges look like ass.

Also "Sapphos"… lemme guess, things get a little sapphic in Sapphos. For a blue bear you're pretty transparent.

Pitty, even I could do much better than him. Probably because I can do more in Photoshop than a simple filter for dazzle.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

To quote a popular LPer: "You're playing a fucking video game!"

 

[Geewunner]

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To quote a popular LPer: "You're playing a fucking video game!"

The more tweets I see of this guy the sadder and more pathetic of an individual he becomes.

 

[Melancholic_Cowboy]

That Alex Ze Pirate map. I thought I was bad at naming fictional places.

Thank you, Dobson. I know that, as an artist, I can always look at your shenanigans and feel better about myself in some way. Yes, my comic will inevitably have flaws... BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT DONE BY DOBSON! OOOHHHHHHHH!

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

He moved imaginary houses because his imaginary child was getting imaginary bullied. That's our Dobson!

 

[Count groudon]

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To quote a popular LPer: "You're playing a fucking video game!"

If its the kid im thinking of I'm pretty sure she's only scripted to pick on one certain kid, so his kid is in no real danger. Which means that Dobson moved his virtaual (lesbian) family to a new virtual town because he was scared that there was a possibility a random kid would say mean things to his virtual daughter.

HA! That's just so perfect

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Dobson moved to a new neighborhood in a video game because his fake virtual child was getting bullied by an NPC.