💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobby confirmed for naming places after people.

Also, him retweeting that top comment is so hilarious it hurts

 

[Johnny Bravo]

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Dobby confirmed for naming places after people.

Also, him retweeting that top comment is so hilarious it hurts

Just when I thought he couldn't get more desperate...

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I can't believe it he's running out of ways to spite people...?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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"Hmm, how can I stop these trolls? I know! I'll post letting everyone know what really triggers me!"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I can't believe it he's running out of ways to spite people...?

$100 says the villains come from Trolltopia or something similar.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

$100 says the villains come from Trolltopia or something similar.

I'm sure the villains will be literal trolls.

 

[JU 199]

$100 says the villains come from Trolltopia or something similar.

Ahhh, now it makes sense!

 

[A Random]

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Dobe....do you ever even take the advice of the people you retweet?

"Dobe" is Japanese for "dumbass".

 

[Barley]

And her answer to that desperate tweet:

"awfully Jewy"...
So much for social justicers, right?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobe is Japanese for idiot

How fitting given his Japan hate boner.

Also..."Ragnar Rock" = Ragnarok. -_-

 

[JU 199]

"awfully Jewy"...
So much for social justicers, right?

ohhh, dobson better call that person out... racism cant be tolerated unless it comes from my asspaters

 

[AnOminous]

And her answer to that desperate tweet:
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"awfully Jewy"...
So much for social justicers, right?

If you have the Jewiest last name on the planet (Cohen), I think you can say it.

 

[JU 199]

 

[House Of Reeves]

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I can understand tagging most of those things, but why JonTron and Hussie?
I sincerely doubt either know of Dobbo's existence.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

What does this even mean?
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How can heat stokes be real, if the sun isn't?

Alex Ze Pirate world building, courtesy of Dobby's Patreon.

So this is something I've been working on for a while now. Building the Alex Ze Pirate world. This is about 1/18th of the full map, so I have a LONG way to go still...

Sapphos is where Alex Ze Pirate and crew live, off on an island near Wildelands.

Spoiler: Alex Ze Pirate garbage

Putting the fact aside, that Dobson has clearly no idea how to to name things in a consistent manner (and that his pun-names for locations suck)...

...I whip up better maps for my RPG campaigns and this is supposed to be serious world building for a big story of his. What are those brighter beige and brown smudges? Mountains I guess, but without the labeling I would have mistaken them for deserts.

There are apparently no mayor streets, forests, swamps or deserts, only a few rivers, no indication what climate that region has. There is not even a indicator for north nor a scale how big this map is. The rivers don't look right, the borders are just tick black lines. And, in failed attempt to be classy, he slapped a generic Sindarin font to the bottom right - which doesn't make a lick of sense, unless this is supposed to be a part of Middle Earth.

 

[Henry Bemis]

$100 says the villains come from Trolltopia or something similar.

Gators' Lagoon, perhaps?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

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This was made in five minute in MS Paint right? Right?

I'm just gonna quote all the really funny/dumb ones:
Hnif Kjalka literally sounds like he just mashed the keys and wrote down what came up.
Aceca Burgers? Wat?
Dunham, as in Lena Dunham? Like, srsly?
Skibitty. Lol. That just sounds silly.
Ice Blood bay? ??? ICE BLOOD? Wat?
And yeah, lol. Why would he name a region after Anita Sarkeesian? Like, seriously?
I gotta know where Korasamiland is, I hope he shows us that one next.

At this point, might be either Jeff or Lena. Either way that's a terrible reference.

Also, I don't think he's that far off with the Ice Blood name either, as that is a quest in Skyrim (although it's a different name). I doubt he realizes this though. At this point, he may as well include something after Splatoon while he's at it "Mountainous Mountains of Inkus", perhaps?

 

[Geewunner]

I bet Sarkeesland is a total dictatorship.

 

[wheat pasta]

I bet Sarkeesland is a total dictatorship.

People come from as far as Dobshire just to purchase a pair of Sarkeesland's primary export, world-famous giant hoop earrings.

 

[Geewunner]

People come from as far as Dobshire just to purchase a pair of Sarkeesland's primary export, world-famous giant hoop earrings.

Which are probably made using straight white male child labor.