💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[chimpburgers]

Alex Ze Pirate world building, courtesy of Dobby's Patreon.

So this is something I've been working on for a while now. Building the Alex Ze Pirate world. This is about 1/18th of the full map, so I have a LONG way to go still...

Sapphos is where Alex Ze Pirate and crew live, off on an island near Wildelands.

Spoiler: Alex Ze Pirate garbage

 

[Ravana]

Alex Ze Pirate world building, courtesy of Dobby's Patreon.

So this is something I've been working on for a while now. Building the Alex Ze Pirate world. This is about 1/18th of the full map, so I have a LONG way to go still...

Sapphos is where Alex Ze Pirate and crew live, off on an island near Wildelands.

Spoiler: Alex Ze Pirate garbage

All those places people will never see or ever care to.

 

[Observatory]

Alex Ze Pirate world building, courtesy of Dobby's Patreon.

So this is something I've been working on for a while now. Building the Alex Ze Pirate world. This is about 1/18th of the full map, so I have a LONG way to go still...

Sapphos is where Alex Ze Pirate and crew live, off on an island near Wildelands.

Spoiler: Alex Ze Pirate garbage

lol

 

[CWCissey]

He actually named an area of land after The Sarkeesian?

Is it's main export puppets and marionettes?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Actually, that's not ba...

"Riverwood."

Well that's just one...

"White Watch Tower."

"Dobshire."

"Dobshire."

 

[Daario Naharis]

I don't suppose this means he is actually going to start making Alex Ze Pirate comics again?

 

[Rin]

Alex Ze Pirate world building, courtesy of Dobby's Patreon.

So this is something I've been working on for a while now. Building the Alex Ze Pirate world. This is about 1/18th of the full map, so I have a LONG way to go still...

Sapphos is where Alex Ze Pirate and crew live, off on an island near Wildelands.

Spoiler: Alex Ze Pirate garbage

So they live in Lesbian Land. If Dobson wants to write a fetish comic, he should just own up to it.

 

[DracoRincewind]

I don't suppose this means he is actually going to start making Alex Ze Pirate comics again?

I believe that's the plan.

 

[Barley]

Spoiler: Alex Ze Pirate garbage

>Sarkeesland
Oh boy.

 

[Spellskite]

Alex Ze Pirate world building, courtesy of Dobby's Patreon.

So this is something I've been working on for a while now. Building the Alex Ze Pirate world. This is about 1/18th of the full map, so I have a LONG way to go still...

Sapphos is where Alex Ze Pirate and crew live, off on an island near Wildelands.

Spoiler: Alex Ze Pirate garbage

"Ragnar Rock?"

I can't imagine him spending more than 10 minutes on these names.

 

[wheat pasta]

I'm just gonna quote all the really funny/dumb ones:
Hnif Kjalka literally sounds like he just mashed the keys and wrote down what came up.
Aceca Burgers? Wat?
Dunham, as in Lena Dunham? Like, srsly?
Skibitty. Lol. That just sounds silly.
Ice Blood bay? ??? ICE BLOOD? Wat?
And yeah, lol. Why would he name a region after Anita Sarkeesian? Like, seriously?
I gotta know where Korasamiland is, I hope he shows us that one next.

 

[CrimsonKnight]

One of the places is Basura, which means trash in Spanish.

 

[Onion Queen]

Hi, this is kind of random, but I made some really stupid sketches of DobBear in an attempt to make him less punchable and I didn't knew where to post them since they are so messy and dumb, so...yep.

 

[JU 199]

errrr...

I don't know what to think

 

[Johnny Bravo]

"Ragnar Rock?"

I can't imagine him spending more than 10 minutes on these names.

I think Ragnar Rock is another location from Skyrim, along with Riverwood and White Watch Tower.

Goddamnit Dobson.

 

[DuskEngine]

>Sarkeesland
Oh boy.

>Anita Hall

I appreciate how close it is to Bloodsap, at least.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Dobson should just write a shitty fantasy book at this point.

 

[Gensdupays]

Andrew "Notice me senpai" Dobson.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

That's the worst world-building in terms of linguistic consistency like, ever, and I'm sure Malala Yousafzai is just fucking thrilled to be a mountain on this map. Is he trying to make Christopher Tolkien cry?

 

[MayMay]

"Sappho

Sappho (/ˈsæfoʊ/; Attic GreekΣαπφώ[sapːʰɔ̌ː], Aeolic GreekΨάπφω, Psappho[psápːʰɔː]) was a Greek lyric poet, born on the island ofLesbos. The Alexandrians included her in the list of nine lyric poets"

Then there's Sapphobia and JFC HE CAN'T EVEN KEEP HIS LESBIAN OBSESSION OUT OF "WORLDBUILDING"

This has to be a troll. Has to be... or not...