💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Remember when he was leaving dA? He uploaded this today:
http://tompreston.deviantart.com/art/Squirrels-533387481
To be fair, he said those posts are automatic in his "good-bye journal".
Dobson/Preston/Catty/Whatever dijo:
3. Art has been scheduled to be posted here from Patreon up until August 24th. So while I will no longer be here on DA as of today, for a couple months after you will still see some work from me posted here.
4. The art scheduled to be posted is automated by DA. I have already set it to post, but I am not the one posting anymore.
 
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On first sight this just looks just weird, on second sight...
...well, I don't know the first thing about drawing, but after I remembered some stuff from art class and looked up a few tutorials about body proportions on the net, this picture turned into a gateway to a dimension of madness and inaptitude.

As a thumb rule:
An adult human is usually depicted 7 and a half "heads". Korra is depicted that way too, I bothered to check her reference sheet from the show. The younger a character is, the less heads there are.

So lets take a look at this Korra and Asami, shall we? I count 5 and a half heads, but without the pose they are standing in, I would guess that they are more or less 6 heads tall. So I pull the reference sheet up I found on the internet for drawing women in different ages aaaaaaand....

...both younger than 8 years old (=6 1/2 heads). Even assuming that I fucked up in counting lines and that both characters tended to be smaller at that age, they are at max 10 years old.

*grins wickedly*... you just scrolled up back up again, to check again if Dobson really drew breasts on them, didn't you?

So, either Nookie Bear transformed both into baseball loving, vertically challenged individuals... Or he drew the bodies of two 8-10 year old girls, slapped boobs on them and continued this madness with putting the a head of 30-year-old lazy-eyed Asami onto her 8-10 year old self.

This man finds new ways to amaze me.

Why does his Korra look like Mowgli?
 
Considering his "Japan and Transgenders" tweet, I'm just reminded of an anime I saw years ago called Level E. It's a comedy about an alien who likes to pronk people.
One story arc involved a FtM person and how his love life is a nightmare because every girl he tries to date flat out rejects him. Lesbians aren't an option because he doesn't consider himself to be one, he wants to find someone who would accept him as a man. I heard the creator (who also did YuYu Hakusho and HunterxHunter) is sympathetic to the LGBT community but I can't confirm that. The reason I brought this up is because for all the problems Japanese media has about minority representation, this portrayal sure is a lot more sensitive to transgenders than what Dobson or SJWs ever will be.
 
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The female character is a humanized squirrel.

No, I knew that was (a terrible drawing of) Squirrel Girl (which was totally off model); it was this:

"PS: I am aware Chip N' Dale are chipmunks." So why did he call it Squirrels, plural? You can't ask because he's blocked comments. What a dick.

I mean, there are actual cartoon squirrels he could have drawn, like Slappy and Sally from SpongeBob.

Edited to add: Why does his Ms. Marvel look like a really ugly dude? Is Dobs just incapable of drawing anything even remotely on model?
 
"I don't hold any power to change anything.... unless I'm slapping the salmon to cartoon lesbians, that's PROGRESSIVE!"
Also, Oh noes! Tagging Dobson and some actual celebrity could make me an asshole. And I don't want to be an asshole, apparently. Shame on me!
For Fuck's sake, Dobson, why do you think anybody cares if you think they are assholes when they TROLL YOU? Why would you hand them ammo to attack you with?

And even though the image was posted here eons ago, I still can't get over it: Whoever that person is supposed to be, it looks like a Drag-Queen Aladdin poorly cosplaying as Wonderwoman.
 
Do by is a lot like most other professional victims.

He needs to feel threaten so he can say "look! I am important. People do talk about me! I'm not just a tiny irrevalent excuse for a human but a dangerous and critical person."

Not surprisingly he fails at this too. At least Wu and Anita are making some money with this clown show.
 
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