💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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He's going around documenting every toilet in Skyrim. He's still tweeting about doing that. Instead of trying to improve his art or do anything to better himself, he is going around at 10 frames per second to document video game toilets in a 3-year-old game.
 
He's also not doing his mcjob either. That floor ain't gonna scrub itself clean dobbo. Not with all that vomit.
 
He's going around documenting every toilet in Skyrim. He's still tweeting about doing that. Instead of trying to improve his art or do anything to better himself, he is going around at 10 frames per second to document video game toilets in a 3-year-old game.

Coming Christmas 2015 - Join Andrew Dobson as he seeks out every toilet in the post apocalyptic wastelands of fallout 4....may contain some triggering
 
Dobbo did ink and paint work on his Korra drawing and posted it on Patreon just a few minutes ago.

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Such strangely drawn feet in the foreground too.

Okay so a lot of other complaints have been adressed so I won't go into a full review but, well. Here's some images I found of Asami.

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Notice something missing? Like the incredibly noticeable baggy eyes on Dobson's version?

Okay now based on Dobson's version, how old would you say Asami is by the end of the series? 33? 38? 42?

Try 22. Only a single year older than Korra and yet she looks twenty years older in this pic because Dobbo's busy jacking it off to massive wrinkles.

Given this and that Dorothy/Wicked Witch of the West pic... can we just assume he also has a fetish for older women preying on the young? Even when they're practically the same goddamn age in canon?
 
Dobbo did ink and paint work on his Korra drawing and posted it on Patreon just a few minutes ago.

Such strangely drawn feet in the foreground too.

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On first sight this just looks just weird, on second sight...
...well, I don't know the first thing about drawing, but after I remembered some stuff from art class and looked up a few tutorials about body proportions on the net, this picture turned into a gateway to a dimension of madness and inaptitude.

As a thumb rule:
An adult human is usually depicted 7 and a half "heads". Korra is depicted that way too, I bothered to check her reference sheet from the show. The younger a character is, the less heads there are.

So lets take a look at this Korra and Asami, shall we? I count 5 and a half heads, but without the pose they are standing in, I would guess that they are more or less 6 heads tall. So I pull the reference sheet up I found on the internet for drawing women in different ages aaaaaaand....

...both younger than 8 years old (=6 1/2 heads). Even assuming that I fucked up in counting lines and that both characters tended to be smaller at that age, they are at max 10 years old.

*grins wickedly*... you just scrolled up back up again, to check again if Dobson really drew breasts on them, didn't you?

So, either Nookie Bear transformed both into baseball loving, vertically challenged individuals... Or he drew the bodies of two 8-10 year old girls, slapped boobs on them and continued this madness with putting the a head of 30-year-old lazy-eyed Asami onto her 8-10 year old self.

This man finds new ways to amaze me.
 
Generally you can get away with drawing oversized heads on characters and skewing the heads-per-height ratio, depending on the style.

What you have to do in order for it to work though is have other parts of the body be exaggerated in size to match it. Bigger eyes is always a good start. Slightly larger hands is a definite too, because you look at those characters hands right there and they just look way too small in comparison. Slightly larger feet as well to go with it.

You can do other things too like have longer and/or beefer legs and such, but I'd personally say larger eyes and larger hands are a bare minimum.

Also the feet in that drawing are skewed in such a way that they appear as they would if we were looking slightly down above from the characters, but since the rest of the characters are full-front 3/4 view, it kind of looks like we are looking at a cardboard standee.

Also also, shading indicates no singular light source, unless the light source is somehow in between them.

I was going to say 'hey at least the hands look a bit better' but then I noticed the massive gap between Korra's fingers there. I can't even stretch my fingers that far apart.
 
8. Not an error per se, but seriously, you couldn't draw Asami holding a bat? Matter of fact, her gloved hand looks as if it was originally going to hold something (a BAT, mayhaps?) only for Andrew to go FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART and not bother drawing it. Either way, I don't get the impression it's really on her hip the more I look at it - more like she going to drop some sick beats in this bitch by waving it.

He probably realized halfway through that Asami holding a bat like that would cover up her breasts, and we can't have that! Dobbles' shitty fan art is a safe place for all the brave cartoon womyn to express their sexuality as Dobs... i mean, they please!

I kind of get where Dobson was going with this drawing, though. He was probably emulate the Nickelodeon Baseball Stars design of her favorite fapbender duo:
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Problem is he didn't go with the SD proportions and cute anime faces seen on his reference, but ended up doing this weird cross between the NBC style and the more realistic LoK aesthetic, with the usual failtastic Dobberino trademarks of course. Because of this, the characters on his drawing are in this uncanny valley where they're neither cartoonish enough for the skewed proportions to work nor realistic enough for all the added details and extra wrinkles (which are already way too thick) to not feel out of place.

Come to think of it, for someone who gets so triggered by even the mere suggestion of criticism he's pretty quick to one-upsman more simplistic designs, almost like he's thinking "Ha! I can do better than that! Let's add tons of wrinkles to show them what a great artiste I am by making something more realistic that wasn't meant to be that to begin with!". Yet I'm pretty sure every time someone sees a superior version of his bluebear fursona he curls up in a curner rocking himself back and forth, muttering to himself incomprehensibly.
 
[MEDIA=twitter]624431369989402624[/MEDIA]Why is it so hard for Dobson to play games normally? Oh yeah, the autism. My bad.
Why yes, Dobson, there is a version of TES online that allows you to play around without other people. Do you know what it's called?

THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM YOU MORON.

Not if you install a mod that means you don't have to fight animals! And another mod that means you can just talk bandits out of killing you! And so on and so forth. Video games give Dobson a measure of control over the world he can't get in reality, and I wouldn't put it past him to exploit the fuck out of that.

Well, Dobson apparently gets 10 fps on his Mac. He must've tried to play the game on Beginner and then got mauled to death by the wolves outside of Riverwood, then pussified his game.

Wonder what Dobson thinks about that mod in Skyrim that causes everything to rape the living shit out of things they beat. He probably got disappoonted there was no inflation.
 
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Not sure if it's been posted before.


It kind of got a little lost during yesterday Dobson vs Japan stuff.......

Honestly anyone want to point out that "adult themes and situations" has a different meaning to "mature themes and situations"
 
Between Dobson or Moviebob, I dunno who's worse.
i stick them both with DSP and make an unholy trinity of TV,MOVIES,AND VIDEOGAMES bullshittery

[MEDIA=twitter]624431369989402624[/MEDIA]Why is it so hard for Dobson to play games normally? Oh yeah, the autism. My bad.
dear doobby brother,
just play offline games forever and ever

You know, Dobson, there's this thing where you can actually just ignore chat. I do it all the time in WoW. Just because everyone else is a tard doesn't mean you have to let it get to you.
but if he doesn't let it get to him how is he going to feel suicidal for money?

If all he wants to do in video games is wander around nature, why doesn't he just fucking go outside?
because irl doesn't have dialog trees, and unpleasant people and REAL WATER!
 
He probably realized halfway through that Asami holding a bat like that would cover up her breasts, and we can't have that! Dobbles' shitty fan art is a safe place for all the brave cartoon womyn to express their sexuality as Dobs... i mean, they please!

I kind of get where Dobson was going with this drawing, though. He was probably emulate the Nickelodeon Baseball Stars design of her favorite fapbender duo:
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Problem is he didn't go with the SD proportions and cute anime faces seen on his reference, but ended up doing this weird cross between the NBC style and the more realistic LoK aesthetic, with the usual failtastic Dobberino trademarks of course. Because of this, the characters on his drawing are in this uncanny valley where they're neither cartoonish enough for the skewed proportions to work nor realistic enough for all the added details and extra wrinkles (which are already way too thick) to not feel out of place.

Come to think of it, for someone who gets so triggered by even the mere suggestion of criticism he's pretty quick to one-upsman more simplistic designs, almost like he's thinking "Ha! I can do better than that! Let's add tons of wrinkles to show them what a great artiste I am by making something more realistic that wasn't meant to be that to begin with!". Yet I'm pretty sure every time someone sees a superior version of his bluebear fursona he curls up in a curner rocking himself back and forth, muttering to himself incomprehensibly.
Wait? You gotta be shitting me! Putting them into a baseball outfit wasn't even his idea?
Did this man ever had a single, creative thought in his life?
He just redrew them in a style more alike to the series and screwed that up?

Also... just putting this here:
He, not only, redrew a (I guess) 12 to 14 year old SD-version of Korra and Asami, with body fitting shirts, but also changed their pants into these skimpy 80s-workout shorts (also known as the "pervy gym teacher attractor").

I think even the "Stop drawing sexist crap!!!"-panel isn't going to cut it here.

Dobson could have... oh just let me pick something at random:
Put both of them into a wild west setting,
or into the cockpit of a spaceship,
having them pose as "Daft-Punk-alikes" behind the turning table...

...I don't know, anything that shows a shred of creativity.
 
So, either Nookie Bear transformed both into baseball loving, vertically challenged individuals... Or he drew the bodies of two 8-10 year old girls, slapped boobs on them and continued this madness with putting the a head of 30-year-old lazy-eyed Asami onto her 8-10 year old self.

Pretty much and aside from the questionable anatomy there is something that really bothers me the most about the image: the way the bubblegum simply obliterates the face of Korra, just why?! Why bother drawing a character to later hide half her face behind a pink circle? (You'll think with all the crap Dobson gets wrt inflation he'll avoid drawing anything of the sort.)
 
SIGH
Oh hey, a quick google showed what Korra's anatomy is like
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Also, am I color blind or did he just color Asami's eyes blue and Korra's green?

See, instead of exchanging wedding vows, they simply EXCHANGED EYES.

How could Dobson mix up Asami and Korra's eye colour? Just how? It is such a basic detail that is shown in almost every episode. That's him missing the detail for 4 seasons.

..... oh, Nookie bear was most likely fapping to their tits and didn't bother to look at the faces to notice their eye colour, didn't he? :roll:

I wonder if he would notice if Korra's arms were turned blue....
 
Pretty much and aside from the questionable anatomy there is something that really bothers me the most about the image: the way the bubblegum simply obliterates the face of Korra, just why?! Why bother drawing a character to later hide half her face behind a pink circle? (You'll think with all the crap Dobson gets wrt inflation he'll avoid drawing anything of the sort.)
Because... he traced both heads, that would explain why it looks like there are two adult heads screwed onto a pair of teenagers/pre-teens.
 
So I've been trying to wear down the tablet nib for a bit (it's getting, like, really scratchy somehow?) I ended up doing this:
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Attempted a Dobson-style Princess Peach, complete with super-prominent lips and wrinkles. Also giant forearms because Dobson jerks it to the DiC cartoon version and if coloured would likely have brown hair because he hates blondes.

Credit to his latest "art" for style reference.
 
So I've been trying to wear down the tablet nib for a bit (it's getting, like, really scratchy somehow?) I ended up doing this:
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Attempted a Dobson-style Princess Peach, complete with super-prominent lips and wrinkles. Also giant forearms because Dobson jerks it to the DiC cartoon version and if coloured would likely have brown hair because he hates blondes.

Credit to his latest "art" for style reference.

10/10 would not hire for Disney
 
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