💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Professor Iris]

Dobbo did ink and paint work on his Korra drawing and posted it on Patreon just a few minutes ago.

Such strangely drawn feet in the foreground too.

Oh boy. I find it rather fun to look at Dobson's newer artwork, because while it appears okay at first glance, pretty soon you'll be playing "What's Wrong With This Picture?" when you take a closer look at it. It's almost like a puzzle: The more you look at it, the worse it gets.

So, with that said:

1. DERP EYES! A WOO WOO
2. Heads are a tad too big.
3. Asami's neck is too thick, and seems to be too far too the right of her body.
4. I am trying to hold something like Korra is holding that baseball right now. OW MY FUCKING FINGERS. Too much distance between index and middle fingers, and that pinky is broken.
5. Korra's eyes seem misaligned. Left eye is too far too the left on her face, looks like.
6. Korra's right leg looks less like it has a knee and more like it has a curved line drawn with a Sharpie on it.
7. Somebody please explain the logic of those shoes to me.
8. Not an error per se, but seriously, you couldn't draw Asami holding a bat? Matter of fact, her gloved hand looks as if it was originally going to hold something (a BAT, mayhaps?) only for Andrew to go FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART and not bother drawing it. Either way, I don't get the impression it's really on her hip the more I look at it - more like she going to drop some sick beats in this bitch by waving it.
9. Light source is basically fuck all at this point, even if there were multiple light sources on the picture, there is no fucking way that helmet would cast shadows like that when held in that position. Also, Asami's left shoe. The hell, man.
10. Static, uninteresting pose.
11. No background? That's just laziness.

...you know, when I first started typing, I only had two gripes with the picture. Sheesh.

To be fair, there are some things I do actually like:

1. Pleasing colour composition, very easy on the eyes.
2. If he actually took the time to do more with the concept, this could have been a great idea for a fanart piece.
3. Uniforms do actually look like what a baseball player from the Avatar world would wear.

 

[SolidusChris]

I have a feeling Dobson was meaning Western animation when he said cartoons rather than anime, considering his hate boner for Japan. There's been a lot of anime films/series (Studio Ghibli and Miyazai, Ghost in the Shell, Akira) that have received praise from adults and have said to have appeal for adults.
Plus, anime more has the stigma of "its all tentacle porn" rather than "its all for kids," so yeah, definitely more seen as an adult thing.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

They look like dwarves. Their proportions are really fucked up.

 

[Nova Prospekt]

Dobbo did ink and paint work on his Korra drawing and posted it on Patreon just a few minutes ago.

Such strangely drawn feet in the foreground too.

SIGH
Oh hey, a quick google showed what Korra's anatomy is like

Spoiler: I heard there's this thing called a "reference"

Also, am I color blind or did he just color Asami's eyes blue and Korra's green?

 

[Professor Iris]

SIGH
Oh hey, a quick google showed what Korra's anatomy is like

Spoiler: I heard there's this thing called a "reference"

Also, am I color blind or did he just color Asami's eyes blue and Korra's green?

See, instead of exchanging wedding vows, they simply EXCHANGED EYES.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Between Dobson or Moviebob, I dunno who's worse.

Well, Dobbo's an idiot that rambles on about random shit, decries Batman's morals and has a hard of for Korrasami. MovieBob is an uninformed dimwit that hails Mario as a god and even wrote a book about it. I'd say cut your losses, they're both pretty terrible. Especially since they both like to get into vulgar rants about how this or that killed them inside.

Also:

Dobbo did ink and paint work on his Korra drawing and posted it on Patreon just a few minutes ago.

Such strangely drawn feet in the foreground too.

Where do I even begin with this... thing? Well for starters:
- The proportions are way off. The arms look like they could barely reach their waists and the legs look longer than the upper torso (they should be about even from what I've read).
- The hands look dreadful. Much worse than what I've seen from Dobson in a long time. Hell, I think Korra's right hand looks is broken.
-The feet make them look like they're both standing on thin air, even though that's not what he's trying to do. Also, I don't think those shoes should be wrinkled around the toes like that.
- The faces, like the arms, have wonky proportions too. While I notice this is probably the reason why Dobsy had Korra with a bubble, this is obvious on Asami's, as her eyes and nose look scrunched together. Almost like she wants to suck out my soul.
- Their eyes are also the wrong colors too.
- Asami's hair is supposed to be black, not turd brown.
-On that note, her electro-shock glove is lacking an real details beyond the green bauble in the center. And her hand also feels like she broke it.
- That motherfucking black shading. Also those fugly looking highlights on the shoes.
- The girls lack any real hips, for some reason.
- Finally, their poses could be a little more varied or, at the very least, more dynamic. They just look stiff, like most of Doobbo's crap.

All and all, I get the feeling Dobby Boy doesn't own any of the series' art books (I have the three that are currently published, for frame of reference). And if he does, then the constant mangling of these two is inexcusable. Then again, it was already inexcusable to begin with.

tl;dr- This picture looks like ass and Dobson should find some tutorials, or even better-stop drawing all together.

 

[House Of Reeves]

Why is it so hard for Dobson to play games normally? Oh yeah, the autism. My bad.

 

[Rin]

See, instead of exchanging wedding vows, they simply EXCHANGED EYES.

I think that's only proper protocol if you're in a work by CLAMP.

[MEDIA=twitter]624431369989402624[/MEDIA]Why is it so hard for Dobson to play games normally? Oh yeah, the autism. My bad.

You know, Dobson, there's this thing where you can actually just ignore chat. I do it all the time in WoW. Just because everyone else is a tard doesn't mean you have to let it get to you.

 

[Ruin]

In fairness to Dobson Alex Ze Pirate is a slightly less hideous comic about lesbians than Moon over June. Granted this is like saying one pile of shit smells slightly better than another pile of shit but still.

 

[Count groudon]

[MEDIA=twitter]624431369989402624[/MEDIA]Why is it so hard for Dobson to play games normally? Oh yeah, the autism. My bad.

What an antisocial dick.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

[MEDIA=twitter]624431369989402624[/MEDIA]

I think the better question is "Why can't you just suck it up and play it as is?"

Or better yet "Why the fuck are you even bitching about this? Don't you have anything better to do, like make terrible artwork or play Splatoon?"

 

[ChameleonBody]

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

[MEDIA=twitter]624431369989402624[/MEDIA]Why is it so hard for Dobson to play games normally? Oh yeah, the autism. My bad.

An offline version of Elder Scrolls Online.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

You know, Dobson, there's this thing where you can actually just ignore chat. I do it all the time in WoW. Just because everyone else is a tard doesn't mean you have to let it get to you.

In Rift you can just type /leave 4 and escape 99% of the bullshit. You can also open a new chat window and set it to only show tells and party or raid messages. I assume it's the same in TESO.

Besides, I assume Dobson is playing on a PVE server. Or maybe even PVE-RP. The fuck has he got to complain about?

 

[Positron]

Between Dobson or Moviebob, I dunno who's worse.

Dobby is definitely worse. For one thing MovieBob's e-begging is far more successful; for another he gets recognized by Banana Wu and Anita Earrings.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

If all he wants to do in video games is wander around nature, why doesn't he just fucking go outside?

 

[Rin]

If all he wants to do in video games is wander around nature, why doesn't he just fucking go outside?

But see, real nature is full of all sorts of unpleasant things, like bad weather, unpleasant smells, awkwardly placed rocks, and dog shit. And unlike in a computer game, Dobson can't just install some kind of mod to get rid of it. I think that's why he likes Skyrim - he can essentially customize the world as much as he wants so he never has to deal with anything he doesn't want to.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

But Skyrim nature is full of things actively trying to kill you

 

[Rin]

But Skyrim nature is full of things actively trying to kill you

Not if you install a mod that means you don't have to fight animals! And another mod that means you can just talk bandits out of killing you! And so on and so forth. Video games give Dobson a measure of control over the world he can't get in reality, and I wouldn't put it past him to exploit the fuck out of that.

 

[Strelok]

But see, real nature is full of all sorts of unpleasant things, like bad weather, unpleasant smells, awkwardly placed rocks, and dog shit. And unlike in a computer game, Dobson can't just install some kind of mod to get rid of it. I think that's why he likes Skyrim - he can essentially customize the world as much as he wants so he never has to deal with anything he doesn't want to.

Real life is elitist because it doesn't run at 10fps.