Ode to Dobbie:
It was a warm and lazy day of July,
When Dobson’s anxiety ran high.
This ursine rotund and smug,
was assaulted by a Nipponese thug!
Kojima, the man most savage and vile,
once again was spewing his sexist bile!
Promise of asspats hung in the air,
as Sir Dobson spotted Quiet, the maid so fair.
“Fear not, my lovely virtual maiden,
for with white bear’s burden I am laden!
With this tweet quick and savage,
this uncultured oriental I shall ravage!
For the banner of social justice shall stand,
even in his far-away and misogynistic land!”
So tweeted the would-be savior of virtual dame,
expecting pats of posterior and Internet fame.
Yet another arsehole to the bear Twitter did rip,
and following words rolled over the quivering lip:
“There is no way they'll let this slide,
not even if I threaten with suicide!”