💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Ido]

Thanks for the new icon Dobby! I love how Plankton is photobombing it.

The entire thing's a mess though, he forgot the white pupil/iris in Blossoms eye and it makes her look soulless, Butterfry, his face in the 4th panel, just... everything. Spongebob also looks horrible so I fixed him

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[Beatdoof]

Is it safe to say no hipster will be as annoying or more annoying than Dobson?

Now, now, hipster is actually original. Can you say the same to Dobson?

 

[tepid]

He has such an immature view of what makes a "mature" story. A Moviebob-tier manchild.

 

[Bugaboo]

If he watched something like Platoon would he shit himself in shock and terror?

 

[Beatdoof]

If he plays something like Splatoon would he shit himself in joy and pleasure?

FTFY

 

[Gensdupays]

There's literally not a single character in that drawing that is drawn accurately. Not even the fucking horse, which was impressive for Dobby considering that to date it's the only franchise he has ever drawn close to on-model ever. He's degraded art-wise in less than three years.

Congrats, Dobson. You finally convinced me to remove blarmed Sanic. Love my new avatar. I call it "Off Model Autist Explosion."

 

[tepid]

If he watched something like Platoon would he shit himself in shock and terror?

Probably just complain it's too violent and that some Steven Universe episode is better and more emotional. I'd be more interested in hearing what he thinks about a non-violent film dealing with adult issues, relationships and problems. Something like Thomas Vinterberg 'The Hunt' comes to mind that certainly couldn't be told in a kids show but doesn't have "R-rated" content in it really.

It's easy to dismiss adult media if you just point to sex and violence and crawl back into your cartoon comfort blankie, completely ignoring there are so many stories that couldn't or wouldn't be told through western cartoons.

 

[Silvana]

It honestly feels like he's degrading as a human being. It might be because he's just sitting on his ass sobbing about how people expect him to actually grow a spine while surrounding himself with kiddie shit and looking like that one pedo who thinks he's an X-man in terms of desperation. Your brainmeat degrades when you don't use it or interact with others, so he's basically becoming more and more nonfunctional because he's refusing the outside world... even though he needs to get back to his mcjob right this instant to clean up puke from the floor.

Is this what happens when grown adults consume nothing but media created essentially for children? Yes, "mature" isn't about the subject matter, it's about the way it's handled. But the examples he gave? MLP? I mean, seriously? Yes, because obviously that's on a par with...oh, say "Crime and Punishment" in its treatment of such eternal themes as crime, guilt, "otherness" and redemption. Remember that episode where Twilight iced Rarity for her gemstones, but in doing so, was forced to murder the innocent Sweetie Belle in order to cover her tracks? Masterful.

Guvking manchildren...

I really want to copy-paste sad Nookie Bear into shit now. Does anyone else?

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[CrimsonKnight]

How he drew half of these characters makes me want to puke. That perspective on Squidward's nose and mouth is totally fucked. His fixation with using thick lines for EVERYTHING really hurts that powerpuff girl drawing and Plankton too. That pony looks like shes bald and her hair is behind her head. And Spongebob looks like the face of a broken man...or sponge. Whatever.

I think the only render here I don't hate is Mickey.

Also is it just me or are Carl's (the old guy in the second panel) arms WAY too short?

• Squidward's shirt is supposed to be collared and missing part of his face
• Courage is off model and should have black ears and bottom part of his nose
• Blossom's eyes look soulless (missing white highlights) and shoes should be black
• SpongeBob's missing his blue eyes and eyelashes
• Pinkie Pie's hair is not centered and missing her eyelashes
• Steven looks off
• Outlines too thick

I apologize for being nitpicky, but this is a guy with a BFA (what I'm currently studying). I'm too tired to find other flaws.
"F" Dobson.

 

[John Titor]

He already made this argument, almost word-for-word, in one of his old comics about Wii games.

http://tompreston.deviantart.com/art/M-games-149102094

He doesn't get how the ESRB works. Their ratings have nothing to do with depths.

At this point, I'm curious to know what his library looks like.

 

[Melancholic_Cowboy]

Look at this movie aimed at adult audiences. Look at all this gratuitous violence and sex.

This idiot has such a narrow scope of media it's almost astounding.

Also, if I'm allowed to history sperg for a moment here, Joseph Merrick is a man Dobson could stand to learn a thing to two from. His life situation was far worse than anything Dobson (or most people, for that matter) could even imagine, but those who knew him reported him to be a kind individual who never complained about his afflictions.

 

[House Of Reeves]

Dobson has a mini-rant about Japanese media.
All based on a rumor he saw online.
Granted, Japan does have a few problems with these types of things, but Dobson would be more endearing in his call to action if he wasn't such a cunt about it.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Look at this movie aimed at adult audiences. Look at all this gratuitous violence and sex.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GajDw1NSFuw
This idiot has such a narrow scope of media it's almost astounding.

Also, if I'm allowed to history sperg for a moment here, Joseph Merrick is a man Dobson could stand to learn a thing to two from. His life situation was far worse than anything Dobson (or most people, for that matter) could even imagine, but those who knew him reported him to be a kind individual who never complained about his afflictions.

You could fill this entire thread with people who are worse off than Dobson and kinder.

 

[Kabobs]

You're not one to talk about criticism, shut the fuck up

 

[Johnny Bravo]

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Literally eat an entire bucket of dicks, Dobson, holy shit.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

There's literally not a single character in that drawing that is drawn accurately. Not even the fucking horse, which was impressive for Dobby considering that to date it's the only franchise he has ever drawn close to on-model ever. He's degraded art-wise in less than three years.

Congrats, Dobson. You finally convinced me to remove blarmed Sanic. Love my new avatar. I call it "Off Model Autist Explosion."

I saw your avatar before reading the update to this thread and assumed it was from one of those super autistic character mashup DeviantArt lolcows, oh Dobby.

 

[zedkissed60]

So this Dobson guy just lumped 125 million people together into one negative characterization. He sure showed them a thing or two about bigotry.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Guess we can add Japan to the list of things Dobby "takes issues" with. Way to generalize an entire country based on one random game, you dink.

EDIT: Ninja'd

 

[Gensdupays]

Dobson can take his Americentric cultural imperialist bullshit and fuck right off. Who the hell is he to tell Japanese people what to draw in Japan largely for Japanese tastes? It's like his obsession with "white" anime characters.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I would love for Dobby to get into an argument with someone like this although that would require someone in Japan to actually care about Dobbys opinion on anything.