💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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He once had a Jewish girlfriend, but this relationship didn't last. Nookie Bear was invited to her family's Hanukka celebration and he got pissed because there was no Santa. "Adult man".
To be fair, Dobson was reminiscing about the time he looked forward to Santa. The part I found despicable was when he discovered his ex's nephew(?) will be raised Jewish and got butthurt because the kid will never have the same thrill of looking forward to Santa Claus.
 
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Holy shit, what the hell does he have against Batman.

This is just so retarded that it blows my mind.

That just makes the whole The Dark Knight Rises debacle even more cringeworthy, since he was chafed about not being able to blab about Batman with all those pesky murder victims from that darned mass-shooting thing getting in his way.

Unless he wanted to bitch about the movie for being violent, in which case yay, double the irony.
 
I really hate the brown shadow he draws between the eyes/across the nose in that style.

You know full well what those "brown shadows" are - we've already been over this, remember?

Dobson looks like he shat his pants and is aroused by it.

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Who wants to read a comic about polyamorous pirates?
Polyamory - there is a number of readable and interesting books that touch upon this subject, such as "Island" by Aldous Huxley or "The Republic" by Plato (it is the way he wants the warrior caste of his ideal republic to live).

Pirates - snore! Much like dragons, pirates have been completely overused as a subject of storytelling, to the point where they have even stopped working in a satirical context. Making them polyamorous doesn't change much. Making their captain look like Anita Sarkeesian with dyed hair makes them even far worse.
 
Polyamory - there is a number of readable and interesting books that touch upon this subject, such as "Island" by Aldous Huxley or "The Republic" by Plato (it is the way he wants the warrior caste of his ideal republic to live).

Pirates - snore! Much like dragons, pirates have been completely overused as a subject of storytelling, to the point where they have even stopped working in a satirical context. Making them polyamorous doesn't change much. Making their captain look like Anita Sarkeesian with dyed hair makes them even far worse.

I agree with most of this, except that 'Pirates! An Adventure With Scientists!' was actually a very enjoyable film! :P
 
Polyamory - there is a number of readable and interesting books that touch upon this subject, such as "Island" by Aldous Huxley or "The Republic" by Plato (it is the way he wants the warrior caste of his ideal republic to live).

Pirates - snore! Much like dragons, pirates have been completely overused as a subject of storytelling, to the point where they have even stopped working in a satirical context. Making them polyamorous doesn't change much. Making their captain look like Anita Sarkeesian with dyed hair makes them even far worse.
I saw Alex as a Captain Syrup or Shelly (pre Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire) knockoff.
 
Those last two panels are the first time I've ever felt sympathy for that retarded bear.

I'd really like to know which one of these shows handles "sex" and "swearing" with maturity. In fact, now that I think about it, fuck Dobson for putting Bye Bye Butterfree on the same level of feels as Up and The Land Before Time. :mad:

EDIT: And I just noticed he misspelled Butterfree. Did I say sympathy? I meant hatred.
 
Bye Bye Butterfree was a bazillion years ago. If he referenced something like the funeral scene from 'Up', then maybe he'd have a point.

As it is right now, that punchline sailed over so many heads I'd think it was on a fucking hang-glider.
 
....so how does one completely fuck up the spelling of the word "Butterfree", now?
That in particular really bugged me.

But anyway, those are the cartoons he's using to prove his point? Spongebob? Powerpuff Girls?

Now, I liked Spongebob as a kid, but even I knew as a kid that it wasn't really "deep" or handled any touchy subjects with care. It was, for the most part, a pretty safe show.

I'd say expand your horizons Dobson.
 
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