💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Ever since Dobson started drawing himself as a bear, he never draws it with a genuinely pleasant expression.

It's always smug or creepy.

Damn, you're right! It's weird - I remember another Kiwi saying, not too far back, that Blue Bear could never be the "loveable loser" Dobson intends him to be, as there's no sense of separation between the two. In other words, Dobson is his character, and as such is quite unable to find any humour in his avatar's trials and tribulations. Well, seems to me the situation's even worse than that - Dobson identifies so strongly with the bear (much more so than the beardy Beta he used to depict himself as) that it's only the bear he draws with those horrible, someone-took-a-shit-under-his-nose expressions. Never Beta dude.

I wonder if, when drawing Blue Bear, Dobson unconsciously pulls the same faces as the bear he depicts?
 
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Well to be fair Bob may have paid for CWCs gal pals
But
You couldn't pay people to be pals with Dobson

Well, perhaps under extreme duress - the threat of homelessness or starvation, say... Actually, now I think of it, I imagine it wouldn't be too hard - we all know Dobson's a milquetoast IRL. And I don't see hurled chairs as being a potential threat - you're being paid to be his friend, after all, which simply means hours of listening to whining about Patreon/Batman/God knows what. So long as I've permission to push the balloons off the couch so there's somewhere to sit...
 
Dobby's latest Skyrim drawings for his Patreon, with shameful Alex Ze Pirate self promotion and a Korra drawing at the beginning.
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Eh, I see no reason to complain about those sketches: They are just sketches and part of his patron rewards. Otherwise I can't really complain that a sketch/doodle isn't looking good... well, if he uploads one or two of those per day. I don't expect any talented artist to create something good each time they pick up a pencil and scribble something, so why should I expect that from Andrew Dobson?

No, making nitpicky remarks would be a very german/prussian thing to do.

I couldn't draw if my life depended on it, but:
1.) Obviously Asamis head ages backwards. When she was 13 years old, she had the head of a 25 year old woman.
2.) This doesn't look like kissing, it looks like two bat-people rubbing their noses against each other. Also that earring is attached to the back of her head.
3.) Can't find anything about that picture, on the basis that it is a sketch that took a few minutes.
4.) Who are these people? Is the person on the left a ugly woman or a guy? Why is a gay Danny Sexbang pulling them toward each other? And oh my god, what is wrong with their faces?
5.) Grandma is stabbing training puppets again.

Geez Dobson, are you trying rationalize again, why you don't need to put some hard work into your art? You know why 'being jealous' is 'toxic'? It's because being jealous alone dosen't help you to get a better artist or more popular, it only makes you feel like shit. You fail to realize the part, that you need to strive for more.
 
Dobby's latest Skyrim drawings for his Patreon, with shameful Alex Ze Pirate self promotion and a Korra drawing at the beginning.
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> Lesbian kick groping Alex's boob
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Also woah that kid looks more like some midget clonedaughter of agent 47 with those 'brows... thank @DanteOblong for fixing that. If there's more edits (or perhaps redraws/redlines would be easier?) to come, I'm all for it!
 
Dob's main issue with faces is that he adds in way too many unnecessary lines to expressions and whatnot. He's trying to add too much detail to a art style that favors simplicity. It's why everyone he draws looks about 30 years older than they should.
 
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Dobby's latest Skyrim drawings for his Patreon, with shameful Alex Ze Pirate self promotion and a Korra drawing at the beginning.
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-Asami and Korra's heads are too big compared to their bodies. It's like the heads got pasted on a kid's body with tits.
-How old is that guy again? Is that what Dobson thinks what friendships are like?
-Why is Alex clenching her fist? Is she about to punch a bitch now because rat girl's fingers are digging on her boob?
-Is the person forcing that couple sitting or are they just really short? Or are they lifting both people off the ground and is forcing them to kiss? Wait...based on the position of the arms of that person in the middle, it looks like they're actually almost in between the two people that's supposed to kiss, or at least really really close, so how in the fuck are those two supposed to kiss in the first place? Also, Faendal through and through >:C.
-Is that supposed to be a dragonscale armor? Why would you pair iron boots with it?/sperg The dagger also looks skewed. I know the kids all look like potatoheads, but come on now. He could've at least made her look cute and not a raging old lady.

So many questions...well these are all just sketches so it may still change, but we all know how Dobson fucks up the final result.
 
Dobby's latest Skyrim drawings for his Patreon, with shameful Alex Ze Pirate self promotion and a Korra drawing at the beginning.
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Yeah, Nookie Bear announced that he would further work on AzP and intended to do some worldbuilding. What made me so naive to think that "worldbuilding" meant somehing else than lesbian hankypanky?
 
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He's just begging for people to make fun of him. He took an image that he was assumingly proud enough of to put online, and than put 5 tweets after it explaining how real cartoonist tape paper together and that no one should criticize him for it. Would anyone even have noticed it was taped together if he hadn't said anything about it? We're his biggest critics, but I really doubt anyone here would have even bothered to point it out. His need to be a victim and overly defend himself is astounding.
 
He's just begging for people to make fun of him. He took an image that he was assumingly proud enough of to put online, and than put 5 tweets after it explaining how real cartoonist tape paper together and that no one should criticize him for it. Would anyone even have noticed it was taped together if he hadn't said anything about it? We're his biggest critics, but I really doubt anyone here would have even bothered to point it out. His need to be a victim and overly defend himself is astounding.
I kind of assumed, that is what most internet-artists do for digitalizing larger pieces of hand drawn art. Oversized scanners can get rather expensive.
 
I kind of assumed, that is what most internet-artists do for digitalizing larger pieces of hand drawn art. Oversized scanners can get rather expensive.
I zoomed up on it as much as I could and didn't even see any seams. It's a big, gaudy cluster fuck of a drawing, but it's like he was trying to give people something to pick on him over vs the drawing itself.
 
Dobby's latest Skyrim drawings for his Patreon, with shameful Alex Ze Pirate self promotion and a Korra drawing at the beginning.
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Can Dobson draw a composition like this without having the characters stepping on each other's toes?

Oh god, Doormat and Gypsypirate look so awkward. Is Doormat trying to inflate Gypsypirate by blowing into her mouth or what? It looks like they just mush their lips against each other... He's not even puckering his lips.
And so progressive, LesbiankickLesbian is fondling Gypsypirate's tits. That's ... uh... quite educational for the younger audiences, I guess.
Here's a fun thing to contemplate: Where the fuck are Lesbiankicklesbians knees? The legs somehow just vanish between Gypsypirate's thighs, squeezed in between her snatch and her left thigh (however that's supposed to work, last time I checked, legs were firmly attached to the hip).
Maybe that's something he learned from Skyrim: Models clipping through each other.

I didn't know Kiyoko from the movie "Akira" was in Skyrim.
Also: Very pacifistic, Dobbers!

Man, in that first picture, is it just me or does Asami's head look too big for her body?
Also, one of her eyes is wonky as hell.
The other drawings... I mean, come on. If this is the art he's showing to hype us up for AzP: the reboob, I'm less than impressed. Why not a concept art of the ship? Of updated character designs (he is updating them... right?), perhaps, or maybe some storyboards. Why does he think we want to see what he draws himself to fap to? This has so little to do with whatever story he's trying to tell it may as well be totally different characters.
I can't help but recall the tweet he wrote saying he wanted the main cast to have a close-knit 'friendship' that he would depict better. Pretty sure friends don't kiss each other or grab one another's titties.
Dobson already stated he didn't want to do a love triangle for some reason. Pretty much the only half-way interesting idea of his comic and he ditches it, so his creations don't feel pricklywicklies.
But I'm calling it now, when he reboots his comic, Doormat, Lesbiankicklesbian and Gypsypirate [edit: ooops forgot to type this paragraph] will not be in a love triangle but rather some open relationship bullshit where Gypsypirate just has her two fuckbuddies.
On top of that your character is a cat-person in Skyrim, right? So why you being as you'd put it: racist to the Khajiit? Is it 'cause you can't bother to spell that word right?
Maybe that's the issue: He couldn't draw his character as Khajiit, since he found no image to trace reference material when googling 'Kajite'.
 
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He'll probably go the polyamory route. That way he can still have the "romance" part of the love triangle without any of the drama said triangle would have.
 
Has Dobby ever like... actually been with a flesh and blood woman before? His kissing always looks weird, but I can see how kissing could be awkward to draw. But the meaty catchers mitt on the tit looks weird. None of the men I've ever been with have tried to mash them down against my ribs by pushing on the tops of them.
 
So, I take it he necromanced the 90s "Everybody is a winner as long as they just (claim to) try!"
Sadly, that's not how it works. At all.
It's just another desperate attempt to run away from the truth that his art is lackluster.

Also, it's a 100% unadultered "Don't criticise me!" bullshit. Jesus. Dobs is such a fucking ninny.
Dobson already made some posts about how he won't take criticism from non-professional artists, but once people like Kazerad ripped him apart (and people started to make parodies of his work that surpassed his abilities by far) he was up inflation creek without a bikepump. This is just a really meek and almost passive aggressive way to shoo away criticism from other artists as well.
"Please don't be toxic, please praise my work instead of telling me where I have to improve!".

What a fucking loser.

>erikkain
Fuck yes.
 
Has Dobby ever like... actually been with a flesh and blood woman before? His kissing always looks weird, but I can see how kissing could be awkward to draw. But the meaty catchers mitt on the tit looks weird. None of the men I've ever been with have tried to mash them down against my ribs by pushing on the tops of them.

Forget flesh and blood women, I'm wondering if he's ever had human contact outside of bullies and art critics considering he has no idea of anything but of strawmen.
 
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