💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[ChameleonBody]

in dobson's perfect world he is surrounded by pretty women who know what he wants right when he wants it and gets it done without him actually doing anything.

"I prefer the company of females because my male acquaintances have definitely turned me off, the majority of them, because they are rude, crude, and inconsiderate, causing wars and such." - Andrew Dobson

 

[chimpburgers]

Dobby's latest Skyrim drawings for his Patreon, with shameful Alex Ze Pirate self promotion and a Korra drawing at the beginning.

Spoiler: It sucks, what else do you want me to say?

 

[fishercat]

Is that supposed to be his Skyrim daughter? Because she looks like an old lady.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

His AzP drawings are literally just softcore porn. It's not even good softcore porn.

 

[tepid]

in dobson's perfect world he is surrounded by pretty women who know what he wants right when he wants it and gets it done without him actually doing anything.

Got a strong feeling Dobson's perfect world would be as a eunuch bear pump operator to a lesbian couple.

 

[wheat pasta]

Man, in that first picture, is it just me or does Asami's head look too big for her body?
Also, one of her eyes is wonky as hell.
The other drawings... I mean, come on. If this is the art he's showing to hype us up for AzP: the reboob, I'm less than impressed. Why not a concept art of the ship? Of updated character designs (he is updating them... right?), perhaps, or maybe some storyboards. Why does he think we want to see what he draws himself to fap to? This has so little to do with whatever story he's trying to tell it may as well be totally different characters.
I can't help but recall the tweet he wrote saying he wanted the main cast to have a close-knit 'friendship' that he would depict better. Pretty sure friends don't kiss each other or grab one another's titties.

 

[Bugaboo]

Is she groping the boobie?
Yeah she groping the boobie.

 

[Melancholic_Cowboy]

FAMILY FRIENDLY COMIC! FUN FOR ALL AGES!

 

[Zvantastika]

Yeah, good thing he's a pacifist isn't it?, also I made a better version because fuck everything:

Spoiler: This seems proper though

And fuck everything twice:

Spoiler: This is proper too

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Tom Preston/DobDabber manages to come across as an unfunny, illegitimate, and miserable brother to Craig Feldspar (Malcolm in the Middle).

A fictional retail worker crybaby, who's very emotional but nowhere as pessimistic as a non-fictional asshole.

Give him a love quest and the comparison may make more sense yes.

 

[Adamska]

What was that about doing sexist shit Dobbo? Stop doing it? Well, you should probably take your own shrieking opinion on that if you DON'T want to look like a dumb perverted unloved creepy hypocrite.

And I thought your dumb pirate comic was like a comedy thing. I just see some ho-hum "romance" stuff I'd see out of a Stanek book. On top of that your character is a cat-person in Skyrim, right? So why you being as you'd put it: racist to the Khajiit? Is it 'cause you can't bother to spell that word right? Is it 'cause fuck effort? Is it because I demand you unclog the toilet at my 7/11 right fucking now because you're the janitor there?

I have so many questions.

 

[Foltest]

Also, why does the women in the skyrim one, looks so fucking stiff?

 

[D.Angus]

FAMILY FRIENDLY COMIC! FUN FOR ALL AGES!

It's family friendly.. It's two girls touching each other! It's not like Dobby drew two fags playfully groping each others pecks..

 

[FBIfellow420]

Also, why does the women in the skyrim one, looks so fucking stiff?

Because Dobson is a hack and he never read Loomis.
And, even if he did, his process is so ridiculously inefficient and back-assed his art would still suck.

 

[Adamska]

Also, why does the women in the skyrim one, looks so fucking stiff?

Simple: Dobbo doesn't give a shit about art and just relies on his natural affinity for it to get cheap money/asspats without picking up a single thing. He's literally not bothering to do the lines of motion to figure out how something should flow or move, and he doesn't ever bother to figure out how to actually draw out proper anatomy.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Is that supposed to be his Skyrim daughter? Because she looks like an old lady.

She looks suspiciously like an older version of Stephie from Assigned Male.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

She looks suspiciously like an older version of Stephie from Assigned Male.

Thanks for that nightmare.

 

[Barley]

[/spoiler]

I'm so freaking tempted to edit all these drawings but that would be wrong.
Anyways, I hope she looks younger than her mom now.

 

[DangerousGas]

He never really got the hang of how physiognomy differs between adults and children, did he? Just another thing to add to the encyclopedia of stuff that Dobson's rubbish at, I guess.

 

[MMX]

Dobby's latest Skyrim drawings for his Patreon, with shameful Alex Ze Pirate self promotion and a Korra drawing at the beginning.

Spoiler: It sucks, what else do you want me to say?

Seriously Dobson cant your character show affection without grabbing boobs or forcing their tongue down someones throat (or kiss by pulling out teeth).
This is what happens when you learn everything you know about relationships from harem Anime.

Also your imaginary daughter sucks at sword play.....Slash dont Stab !